Excerpt: How to urge people to pay back money without embarrassment?

1. Today, I dug a pit to plant fruit trees, and found a bottle with five dimes in it, and a yellow note that said: I am your ancestor, and I will leave you some coins for archaeology. Suddenly, I was in tears. I buried this special thing myself.

Teach everyone a way to urge people to pay back the money-it's a beautiful day today. Does that cloud look like the 200 yuan I lent you last week?

3. My friend asked me: Why do icons shake when my iPhone deletes software? Me: Because they are afraid that you will delete it. He seriously thought about it and asked me: I can't delete my own program, why do I still shake it? I had to answer him more seriously: honey, that's not shaking, that's showing off in an ostentatious manner …

4. "Why are you so slow to go to the toilet?" "You don't know that my legs are long and my pants are slow, do you?"

5. A sign of a green tea bitch: Even if a woman is like a dress, I'm a brand you can't afford to wear. God replied: no matter how expensive the brand is, it is free to try it on.

6. I was drinking with a buddy last night and suddenly asked him how his marriage and feelings were recently. The buddy said flatly: No problem, just a few mother-in-law. I admire: yes, the man of god. Buddy: Thank you, Grandpa.

7. Just now I saw a hipster wearing shorts with different colors on both sides playing with his mobile phone in the subway seat. When the subway arrived at the station, an aunt rushed up to grab the seat and shouted, please get out of the way. Say that finish interrupt hipster legs sat down.

8. My friend suddenly felt that she was going to have her period in the swimming pool, and then she turned around and saw a faint blood stain. Her thief shouted excitedly, look, I fought my way out!

9. Complete volunteer activities. On the roadside, I saw an old man carrying a big bag of things, and my classmate rushed up and said, let me help you with your old things! Do you think I will forget my uncle's eyes at that time? !

10. When I was a child, I went shopping with my parents, holding my mother with my left hand and holding my father with my right hand. I am very happy to sing: a chicken in my left hand and a duck in my right hand.

1 1. Tonight, I asked my roommate to come back for hot pot. My roommate said I wanted to be with my friends, so I ate alone. There are many leftovers. My brain pumped out the leftover hot pot soup and poured it into the toilet. It's blocked There are sausages and shrimp balls with leaves everywhere. I was forced to squat in front of the toilet and fish with chopsticks. At this time, my roommate just came back: I heard that I would eat hot pot tonight ... I turned my head.

12. Dad: Do you know how much I love you? Xiao Ming: How much love? Dad: You made a mistake when you were a child. I specially asked for half a day off to go home and hit you.