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Today's class It was so boring. Teacher Li, who was teaching "History of Ancient Literature," kept talking on the podium for two hours without even taking a sip of tea. I was really impressed.
But the knowledge and content he talked about were all read in the collection of books owned by my parents at home before I was fifteen years old. So, if you don’t want to listen, just don’t listen. I lay on the table, covered a novel with a professional book, and started reading. The title of the novel is "A Little Monster in the Family".
After reading half of the class, I stopped reading the novel, lay down on the table, laughed to myself, and then showed a HC smile.
My classmate Lin Mihe at the back table poked me and handed me a note. I opened it and read, "Have you missed your BF? Is he coming back? Your HC looks so 'flat'?"
Lin Mihe and I are besties. Of course I didn’t mind what she said about me, so I gave her a reply: “Damn it, Nizi, if you dare to laugh at me, let’s see how I deal with you after class.” Then I drew a big brick behind these words. , wrote the words "beat you to death", turned around and gently threw it to her.
Lin Mihe knows me well. The reason he laughed in class today is because my boyfriend is coming to see me from the Sports University in City C. We haven't seen each other for three or four months.
The next day is Zhou...
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