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High-end high emotional intelligence to coax men, cpu painting cake quotations collection
(1) quarrel and miss the cake
High-end speech:
Sorry, brother. I shouldn't lose my temper with you. Because I can't throw all my bad feelings at you. I realized that only you can tolerate me like this, only you are so generous and tolerant. What should I do? I won't coax handsome guys. The baby is useless.
Core idea: put a top hat on him+coquetry and weakness. The point is to praise him while apologizing.
(2) praise the cake.
High-end voice 1:
I was almost overwhelmed by this matter before, but I didn't expect my brother to settle it so casually, as if it were as easy as blowing off dust. It's amazing. I don't think I have anything to worry about with you around.
Core idea 1: describe the specific scene+he has done specific things for you/his specific advantages+your feelings.
High-end speech 2:
You are the first boy to watch a horror movie with me, and you are the only boy I am willing to chat with until dawn.
Core idea 2: Use the words first time, special, most and only.
3 Zanzan cake
High-end voice 1:
The last time you turned to help me with my book, I saw at a glance that your side face looked like Daniel Wu's, and your nose was tall and straight. I thought you were handsome, but now I find you handsome in 360 degrees without dead ends.
Core idea 1: Pick a specific point on him and make him remember it deeply.
High-end speech 2:
Poor skin? I think this is a man. That's what men do. Small eyes? Very sexy! And physiognomy says that people with small eyes are thoughtful and do great things. Brother is a person who wants to do great things!
Core idea 2: Be good at seeing the negative side of things and turn shortcomings into advantages to boast about.
4 don't like the cake
High-end voice 1:
My brother must have your reasons for not coming to me. You won't come to me for no reason. I can't lose my temper without knowing anything.
High-end speech 2:
I am glad that my brother can come to me. Even if you don't come to me, I can still live well. Dude, don't worry about me. I am very happy when you are by my side, and I promise you that I will be fine when you are away.
Core idea:
Control emotions+consideration, high-end girls will provide emotional value, so don't be a little girl. Even if he wants to break up, you should give him a step first, reflecting your high emotional intelligence and high value.
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