Collect cold jokes ... be interesting ...

1, I wanted to take a taxi alone, and the driver asked me:

Where are you two going?

2. A man walked away from the scene of a car accident and someone stopped him:

Hey! Your hand is still in the car!

The car was driving very fast, and an old woman looked at me from the window.

4, driving a motorcycle to pick up my girlfriend from work, it was a little cold in the middle of the night, and my girlfriend gently opened her arms and hugged me.

Suddenly she touched my face: "Is it cold?" Just want to interface

Suddenly found that my girlfriend's hand has never left her waist, ah!

5, surfing the Internet last night, my friend suddenly knocked on my window and asked me out to play ~! Just about to open the window and say no,

It suddenly occurred to me that I moved from 1 building to 10 building ~ ~ Who is that?

In the middle of the night, I woke up from a nightmare and saw my brother sitting by the bed. He asked me gently, "What's the matter?"

I said: I dreamed that a group of ghosts with heads were chasing me!

Is that so? After that, my brother cut off his head.

7. The high-rise elevator in the office only stops at the 30th floor of 15. Xiao F, who works on the 30th floor, works overtime until late at night and then goes downstairs by elevator alone.

The elevator stops and opens on every floor, and there is no one outside. Finally stop at 14 floor.

A woman in white outside the door said, it's so crowded. I want to come in, too ......

8. After reading this post, someone didn't reply and never woke up the next day. ..