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What strange experiences did the men's bathhouse in the military camp have when taking a bath?

I went to the high-end bathhouse where I often went to take a bath and found a new bath master. Because other teachers are busy, I am in a hurry. I didn't wait for the old master who often bathed me, so I directly found this new master to bathe me.

This master looks quite distinctive, with a dark face and a little Mediterranean flavor. The most distinctive feature is the green hair stubble, about 40 years old, which looks five big and three thick, but the most uncomfortable thing is the girl's voice and orchid fingers.

Rubbing is lying down first and then lying down.

From the beginning, I felt something was wrong. I always feel that my fingertips are scraping my body when I wipe. Then he asked, "How old are you?" "What does that young man do?" These words are very feminine.

I was disgusted at the time, but I responded a few words out of courtesy.

When he learned that I was an officer, he became more interested and praised, feeling too enthusiastic and unnatural. Later, I wiped it and rubbed it on the key part.

I think something is wrong. He rubbed his hands intentionally or unintentionally, and then he went too far, and his hands got heavier and heavier. As we all know, a young man's blood is vigorous, so being provoked by outsiders will definitely have some physiological reactions, which is very embarrassing.

Empress's bathing master began the language of Empress again. "Ah, this body is great. At first glance, it is a little macho man. "

I finally can't stand this abnormal behavior, "wipe it well!" " "I put his hand aside. Out of politeness, I didn't have an attack. It felt like I had a nightmare. When I finish cleaning the front, I should lie down and clean the back. Out of strong disgust and alert self-protection, I refused.

After that, I washed in a hurry and left. Before I left, I found their boss and reflected it. The words are not intense. After all, different masters have different styles, and there may be no conclusive evidence to say what others ordered. I'm disgusted anyway. I haven't taken a shower for a long time. Later, I went to ask their boss, and I heard that the abnormal teacher was dismissed soon. I told this story to my comrades, and they laughed at me for a year.