Joke: In the beauty contest.

1 Boyfriend, football fan, posting for the first time, so confused?

When we were studying, we visited the campus and went to the dark Woods every night. He stopped and took me in his arms. The atmosphere suddenly became extremely ambiguous ... I closed my eyes and waited (you know) ... He started touching my face and stopped touching my forehead. ! ! ! ! ! ! He said affectionately, "Baby, your forehead is especially suitable for heading the ball." Nima, where is Bai! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Today, the manager called his colleague out to talk for a long time, probably saying that he was inefficient. After this product came back, the keyboard typing speed became super fast. Super fast! ! I've been whispering. I think he is speaking ill of the manager. Listen to him. What this guy said is, tremble, stupid earthlings. . . I feel like a bunker in an instant! !

There is a color blindness in the physical examination before the middle school entrance examination, and there are color patterns on it for you to identify. . . This is the background. . . It is said that a classmate in our class just drew a dragonfly pattern, and then the doctor asked him what he saw, and the intermediary came confidently: helicopter! The doctor's face was black at that time, and then gc came. . . . The classmate standing behind him loudly said to the doctor, never mind, he is not color blind but brain blind. . Brain blindness. . . . .

I also tell a story about my parents getting along. My dad said that he was chased by many people (dad was really handsome and young), so my mother took the initiative to chase dad. So I went to ask my mom, and she said my dad farted! It is obvious that her father is chasing her. So I don't understand. Ask my grandparents. Grandpa said: Finger belly is marriage. Grandma said, look at your mother. She was beautiful, so she bought it. Even more puzzled. Four versions of mom and dad, what are you going to do ~

Just now, I was shopping with three classmates. A clerk at the counter kept watching us laugh, which made our hearts tremble. So he came forward and asked you what you were laughing at. The salesman said that a thief just took out this mobile phone, looked at it, shook his head and put it back in your pocket!

The buddies at the party brought a lot of money, and all kinds of people like to hug me in a hurry. Put the sentence on the disk and turn around.

Is this really drunk?

When I came home from work the day before yesterday, my daughter-in-law told me excitedly that she had taught her two things, and then asked me to pinch her face and encourage her. I did it cheerfully, and my daughter slapped me, and then she said to me, "get out!" " "

Recently, the car lock was pried and two bicycles were lost, so I asked someone to buy a pair of handcuffs to lock the car ... Can the car lock be cut off? ..... I got the handcuffs that afternoon, squeezed the bus back, and put the handcuffs in the back pocket of my pants. Yes, I met a thief again, little gc. The thief touched the handcuffs and almost didn't kneel for me. He must have thought it was jc's hand! I've been staring at ya, and ya has been afraid to run with her head down. Big gc is the time when he finally got up the courage to get off the bus. He slipped 500 yuan money into my pocket ... Should I cuff him or cuff him?

Watching TV with my family, bikini model number 9 beauty pageant. -Brother Che.-Grandma and I sat on the sofa and watched. At this time, grandpa came in to watch the TV program and turned back to the house. Grandma smiled and said that the old man was quite feudal. Grandpa came out in a short time, with a pair of reading glasses on his face ~ it was chaotic in an instant.

10 posted a story about a high school deskmate today. I asked for it, but I never paid a New Year call ~ ~ ~ ~ Tiger Brother ~ ~ ~ Tiger Brother is a wonderful work in our class. He often does things unexpectedly, and he was fascinated by Buddhism for a while. He read all the Buddhist books after class. One morning, I found him black and blue, so I asked him what was wrong. He said, ". I didn't have a parent-teacher meeting, and he didn't make trouble at school, so I asked him,' Why did your father hit you? He said weakly, I told my dad that I would become a monk ~ ~ I would become a monk ~ ~! ! ! ''