What jokes do you know in life?

One day, a girl cooked a dish for a boy. The boy ate it, but it tasted strange, so he asked the girl, what kind of meat is this? The girl said it was goose, and the boy pondered for a while ... He burst into tears and committed suicide. Why?

2) Train jumping problem:

A man went to Ling Zhen by train to see a doctor. After reading it, he was all right. Passing through a tunnel on his way back, the man jumped out of the car and committed suicide. Why?

3) Water grass problem:

A man and his girlfriend went for a walk by the river. Suddenly, his girlfriend fell into the river. The man jumped into the river to look for it, but he couldn't find his girlfriend. He left here sadly. A few years later, he revisited his old place. At this time, he saw an old man fishing, but there were no aquatic plants on the fish that the old man fell. He asked the old man why there were no aquatic plants on the fish. The old man said, "You don't know, this river has never grown aquatic plants." Speaking of which, the man suddenly jumped into the water and committed suicide. Why?

4) The question of the funeral story:

There are three people, mother and daughter. Mother died and the two sisters went to the funeral. My sister met a very handsome man at the funeral and fell in love with him at first sight. But the man disappeared after the funeral, and my sister couldn't find him anywhere. Later, a month later, my sister killed my sister. Why?

5) Semi-matching problem:

One of them died in the desert with his head down, with several luggage boxes scattered around him. The man was clutching half a match tightly and reasoning about how he died.

6) Ground sawdust problem:

There are two dwarfs in the circus. The blind dwarf is shorter than the other one. The circus only needs a dwarf. Of course, the shorter the circus dwarf, the better. The two dwarfs decided who was shorter than who, and the tall one committed suicide. But the day before the date, the blind dwarf, that is, the dwarf, committed suicide at home. Only wooden furniture and sawdust were found in his house. Why did he kill himself?

7) Knocking at the door in the middle of the night:

A person lives in a hut on the top of the mountain. I heard a knock at the door in the middle of the night, but no one opened the door and fell asleep. After a while, there was another knock at the door, but there was still no one. Over and over again The next day, someone found a body at the foot of the mountain. The police came and took the people at the top of the mountain away. Why?