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Do you know that you are surrounded by stars whose bodyguards think they are very popular but have no fans?

Many stars, relying on their numerous fans to defend themselves, feel that they are "superior" and start playing big cards. The most ridiculous thing is that some stars feel that they are very popular, that they have many fans, that they don't understand their current situation, and that they follow the trend and make a lot of jokes. Look at these stars who think they are very popular.

First, when Zhang greatly talked about Zhang greatly, I wanted to spit out his name first. This name feels so cheap. Zhang greatly was originally a little-known host, completely transparent in the entertainment circle. Nana was angry because she co-organized a variety show with Nana. At that time, the audience still liked the clown hosts.

At first, his popularity was good, but Zhang couldn't be better. He was completely immersed in his own world and began to "get high". He thought he had become a "big shot" in the entertainment circle, and began to become arrogant and turned against Nana. Later, Nana said in public that Zhang greatly was a baiwenhang.

After Zhang Dayou gained a little popularity, he began to "cook for everyone". He belongs to the kind of person who plays with whoever he wants, and has become "good girlfriends" with Yang Mi and Angelababy. He thinks that with his popularity, he will be very popular with many big-name friends around him.

Once at the airport, Zhang greatly was "armed to the teeth" by several bodyguards, afraid of being recognized, and then chased him everywhere for autographs and photos, but these scenes were probably made up by himself. No one recognized him that day and no fans came to pick him up. I wonder if he will be embarrassed to dig out a three-bedroom and one-bedroom with his toes.

Second, Pang talked about the name Pang. It is possible that many netizens have never heard of this character at all, but his masterpiece must have been heard to some extent, that is, the mysterious divine comedy "Friction Friction, Friction on Smooth Ground". Yes, this is the first lyric, and the lyrics are very sand sculpture, and there is no melody in it: "My Skateboard Shoes".

This divine comedy is very puzzling. Maybe everyone is curious and has never seen such a stunning divine comedy, which is why this song became popular overnight on the Internet.

The pop-up of this song also made the singer Pang follow the fire, but you have to be talented to keep this honor overnight. However, Pang has no education and talent, thinking that he can gain a foothold in the entertainment circle when he becomes popular, he began to brag about his life experience and hold a concert, saying that his birthplace is a "wet bicycle". The interviewer asked: Where is the "Humidifying Bicycle"?

Pang said directly, "You don't care where it is, just write about wet bicycles." He also said that he was a foreign aristocrat and had his own foreign aristocratic lineage.

One thing that he thinks is very popular is to hold a concert. He thinks that many fans still borrow money to hold concerts and prepare to make a fortune. Unexpectedly, only seven spectators came on the day of the concert, which was ridiculed by netizens: "There are more security guards on site than fans." "Seven spectators were assigned 14 security guards, others guarded the singers, Pang hired security guards to protect the audience, and two security guards 1 audience.

Third, Zheng Xiurong and Jessica are a pair of foreign sisters, and they still have a very good popularity abroad. But the sisters probably didn't do any homework. They thought they had spread all over Asia and gained some popularity in their own country, so they began to "float".

Boy, they came to our country to do activities, and the two sisters hired more than 20 bodyguards to accompany them out of the airport. They thought they also had a high reputation in China. They fantasize that they will be "crowding around" and many fans come to pick them up. It is estimated that even the expression of "a lofty face" is ready, but what the two sisters didn't expect was that there were no fans coming out to meet at the airport, let alone "crowding round"

Looking at this group of black bodyguards, it is estimated that the passengers behind are still blaming them for blocking the road. This situation is undoubtedly "embarrassing to the extreme." Fortunately, both sisters are black and cover their faces, otherwise they are embarrassed to blush.

This wave of operation also made the sisters Zheng Xiuzhen and Jessica a laughing stock. There is no doubt that the sisters are the first among the stars who think they are "very popular" in this article. They can't recognize the status quo and don't know their own "weight", which will undoubtedly be slapped by reality.