What behaviors of roommates can make the whole dormitory laugh to death?

1, chatting in the dormitory, just said, "The history teacher is so fierce today." "I feel a little." The first thing another roommate said when he came back was, "I want to drink some, too."

2. My roommate may have diarrhea in the toilet and poof in the toilet, and then my other roommate said, Are you playing b-box?

3. What other jokes have you made? I am a joke in our dormitory.

4. I went to class online last semester and couldn't find the course. I added courses and added course information, and had a busy meal. Then I started a course by myself, and the teacher was me.

5. An old man went back to the dormitory to turn on the air conditioner-holding the air conditioner remote control "Balala energy blare, turn on the air conditioner!"

6. In order to prevent illegal appliances from being discovered, I take classes with an induction cooker on my back every day.

7. Roommates think that the light is too bright, and it is true to wear sunglasses to play with mobile phones.

8. Every dormitory has one who grinds his teeth, one who snores, one who talks in his sleep and one who sleeps the latest.

9. She didn't buy a ticket home and signed up for a tour group in her hometown.

10, I called for the upper berth, but he ignored me and kicked his bed. As a result, the bed was kicked down and he jumped at that moment. It was quiet for a few seconds. I thought he was killed. He thought I was killed.

1 1, red underwear serial murder case, a pair of underwear dyed red three pots of clothes.

12. Every time we cook hot pot in our dormitory, bowls are used to hold vegetables, so if there is no bowl, we eat it in cups.

13, our dormitory night talk. A roommate suddenly said, "In our dormitory life ..." We all calmed down and thought she was trying to express her feelings. As a result, she went on to say, "It can be built all year round."

14, I went to the wrong dormitory, went to someone else's bed, played with my mobile phone for a while, then got out of bed and opened the door slowly, leaving no breath.

15, threatening us to jump off a building and let us close the window.

16, once my roommate smelled a bad smell and asked if anyone farted. Another roommate said no, it's your nose hair that smells …

17, my roommate went to the hospital in the middle of the night because he ate too much. As a result, the doctor asked you if you were ectopic pregnancy. I went to three hospitals in a row and said the same thing, hahaha, but I still didn't digest it.

18, roommate, exam answer, what is the alias of rabies? One is about dog disease, the other is about mad dog disease, and the other is about animal madness.

19, singing to the balcony and the people in the bedroom next door at night.

20. When getting ready for bed, my roommate said to me in a panic: "There seems to be someone outside the door. Go and have a look. " I'm surprised. I climbed out of bed carefully and opened the door. I didn't find anyone. Roommate said, "Turn off the lights."