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A collection of humorous words in the live broadcast room
Anchor: Nothing, just my throat got stuck after drinking mineral water.
Audience: Yes, I did. Now find a class.
Anchor: Yes, come and work for me. What about my job here? Seven days a week, one day off every month, half a year's salary, and 30 hours overtime every week.
Audience: Don't you even give yourself a holiday on National Day?
Anchor: That's right. I have to work overtime on National Day. ! !
Audience: I like you.
Anchor: What do you like about me? Do you like my serious nonsense?
Audience: You are late again.
Anchor: Justice can be late. Why can't I?
Audience: Turn it off.
Anchor: It's all about beauty. Don't scold me, blx+ level.
Audience: Your video is really nice.
Anchor: I used to be ugly and didn't dare to shoot videos. It's different now. Now I have a thick skin.
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Audience: No money. I'll help you play PK next time.
Anchor: Some people draw cakes for you just to make one person happy, while others buy cakes for you just to make one person happy.
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Audience: I'll get the bottle.
Anchor: Pick up the bottle this month, and it will be cold next month. Be nice to yourself and buy a pair of autumn trousers.
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Audience: Does the anchor have any talent?
Anchor: Of course, you don't know me? I am a well-known film and television audience in China.
Audience: The anchor is really beautiful.
Anchor: Ah ~ ~! Brothers, some people say I am beautiful. I thought there was a blind man in the studio. Thank you for your compliment. ......
Audience: Be my girlfriend.
Anchor: Mom said that looking for a partner should not only look at each other's looks, but also look at their own looks.
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Audience: Is there anyone on the anchor?
Anchor: I am kind, and I am kind to pigs and dogs. I am very kind, thank you.
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When you are asked to make a choice in the live broadcast room.
Anchor: Only children make choices, and we adults are doing jobs that cows and horses can't finish.
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Audience: How to ridicule the talk in the live broadcast room?
Anchor: When Thanos snapped his fingers, there was nothing around him except your mouth.
When the little black powder is in the live room.
Anchor: I once asked my father why my brother was called liberation. My father said: We have a custom here. When a child is born, the first thing you see is the name. When your brother was born, he passed a Jiefang truck, so he called it Jiefang. When your sister was born, it snowed, so it was called Snow White. So my cat was born recently, but I saw you, so I'm going to name its baby, you know? Shit?
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