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Shopkeeper: Where did the young master come from?

Xiao Guo: Call me here

Shopkeeper: Where are you going?

Xiao Guo: Go where you want to go

The shopkeeper: The sea of ??suffering is boundless, but when you turn around, you will find shore

Lao Bai: According to Buddhism, you put down your butcher knife and become a Buddha immediately.

Big Mouth: Buddhism is boundless to save all sentient beings

Xiucai: What joy is there in life and what is fear in death

Xiao Bei: I am afraid that it will rain tomorrow

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Shopkeeper: When the word "Xia" is separated, it should be one word for each person. What does this mean?

Xiao Guo: Live with your tail between your legs

Xiao Guo: I have been to more restaurants than you have been to thatched huts, and I have tasted more delicacies than you have eaten.

Big Mouth: The hut I went to...the delicacies you ate...

Xiao Guo: Hey, Mr. Bai, are you free?

Old Bai: No time!

Xiao Guo: Take some time if you don’t have time

Big Mouth: Shopkeeper, do you know that her face changes so quickly and her acting skills are so high? , among the people I have met in my life, only Qingxia and Manyu can compete with them.

Lao Bai: That must be because she is not performing well, Qingxia Manyu is performing beyond her level

Xiao Bei: Sister Xiao Guo, how long do you want to lie down?

Xiao Guo: Well, it depends on the situation. The initial date is August or September

Xiao Bei: Ah, it’s only February now

Xiao Guo: You I'll fight with you

Lao Bai: Don't fight if you're not in good health. I have something to tell you

Shopkeeper: Oops, my forehead is dripping~~

Little Guo: If hard work is a mistake, I will get rid of it immediately

Xiao Guo: I just formed a gang

Lao Bai: Is that an apple pie? Pineapple pie?

Xiao Bei: Mine is the eight major sects, (to Xiao Guo) There are two more sects than your six major sects

Xiao Bei: I declare that we all go back to our respective homes. Everyone is looking for their own mothers

Mr.: Why are there rats again?

Everyone: Newly moved in

Mother Li: Mother eats more salt than you eat. There are more

Big Mouth: That’s because you are too harsh

Mother Li: Mother has crossed more bridges than you have walked

Big Mouth: That’s because I don’t like to move

Old Xing: Bai Zhantang, just wait for a slap on your butt, say goodbye to your pretty butt

Old Xing: That thief just took over West Street The rice shop was stolen

Old Bai: What can be stolen from the rice shop

Old Xing: A jar of millet, two bundles of green onions, three barrels of soybean oil, and fifty Jin Bangzi Noodles

Big mouth: Oh my god, is this a thief or a donkey?

Shopkeeper: Zhantang, what are you afraid of when people drink water? Xiao Guo, go get a sip of water. Ah, remember not to put tea leaves

Old Xing: Everyone, according to my speculation, the White Jade Soup should enter through this door, carry the rice vat and two bundles of green onions, and exit through this door

Shopkeeper: This is a window

Old Xing: Really, mother-in-law~ Why did the picture I drew turn into a window? They are all the same. You can climb through the window just like carrying a rice vat

Old Xing: Catch thieves, sometimes it’s that simple

Old Xing: Okay, very good, eat and drink, drink and eat, oh, the country is peaceful and the people are safe. Living and working in peace and contentment, life is really wonderful

Huilan: Brother Dazui, you are so kind

Dazui: It is really good if I am good and you are good, everyone is good

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Lao Bai: But then again, Lao Xing is not an ordinary person

Big Mouth: Why is he not an ordinary person?

Old Bai: You can see that Finally, Ren Lao Xing’s posture of kneeling down to beg for mercy is more powerful than ordinary people

Lao Bai: Dazui, I watched it again, it was too horrible to watch. This is not a contest to recruit a bride, it’s all about A bloodbath in the town of Seven Heroes.

Oops, after your wife leaves, the martial arts education in our town will go back at least twenty years

Xiao Guo: She left lightly, just as she came lightly, waving her hands. The knife, only two scabbards are left

Big Mouth: I can also marry a wife. You said that if Xiao Guo hadn't made trouble there, you said that Huilan and I would have been the two of us. At that time, she will plow the fields and come to me to weave cloth, and she will carry water to me to water the garden.

Shopkeeper: She carries water and you water the garden. You are really rude

Everyone: You You said you have talent, he said he has talent, and when it comes to Li Dazui, he is the least talented one

Lao Bai: Very, very and extremely ugly

Xiucai: Hehe, hey , Furong, how are you doing recently? Are you having any difficulties in life? If there are difficulties, say it. If there are no difficulties, say it. If you create difficulties, say it. We are brothers and sisters, and this is your home. As the saying goes, even brothers and sisters have to settle accounts clearly. Is it time to pay back the two cents of silver you owed me last time? You have to pay it back. Why don't you pay it back? Why are you being unreasonable and taking action? I'm afraid of you, I'll hit you, I'll kick you, I'll kick you, I'll kick you

Big Mouth: Don't worry, your business is my business, your money... .

Xiucai: Just wait a moment, it’s still my money

Xiucai: Miss Guo, if I remember correctly, you should be responsible for clearing this table

Xiao Guo: Mr. Lu, if I remember correctly, there is a saying that tells a dog to meddle in its own business

Xiao Guo: Please, Mr. Lu, settling accounts is very troublesome, so you should make up for it. Supplements

Xiucai: You need to take supplements too. Physical work is the hardest. Eat more. Why don’t you eat? You’re welcome

Xiao Guo: What you just gave me was garlic

Xiucai: You also gave me ginger

Xiao Guo: Ginger can remove wind and cold and relieve hangover

Scholar: Garlic can cure all kinds of diseases, and it can also drive away evil spirits

Xiao Guo: Then please give some chopped green onions to moisten the intestines

Scholar: Give some cinnamon to promote fluid production

Xiao Guo: Come to a bowl of raw lard to relieve constipation

Xiucai: Come to a piece of chicken butt to nourish your skin

Xiucai: As the saying goes, don’t steam the steamed buns to gain reputation. You have all heard this, right?

Lao Bai: Don’t you like steamed buns?

Lao Xing: People inside listen, people inside listen, someone reports, you guys here Some people make homemade stinky tofu eggs, which has seriously affected the food, clothing and daily life of the people around them. This arrester hereby solemnly warns you, hand over the stinky tofu eggs and release the hostages. This is your only way out. I say it again, hand over the stinky tofu eggs and release the hostages

Xiao Guo: Are you sure, sure?

Xiucai: I don’t deny the veto and negation

Lao Bai: Didn’t you just say that we share blessings and share hardships? Otherwise, how about we call it Tongfu Inn?

Big Mouth: Why not call it Tongnan Inn

Old Xing: This arrester officially announced: Qiu Xiaodong, the second young master of Qiu Yuan’s family in this town, just won the national Go player. applaud.

Although it is backgammon

Old Xing: This arrest official officially announces: Hao Xiaohu, the third son of Shopkeeper Hao on West Street, won second place in the youth piano competition held in Pinggu County. Applause! Although there were only three people competing, and the third place was deaf

Old Xing: This arrester officially announced: The daughter of Widow Song of Dongjie won the first place in the calligraphy competition held by the Hanlin Academy, applause! Although he is the last one

Old Xing: This arrester officially announced: Mo Xiaobei, the sister-in-law of Tong, the shopkeeper of Tongfu Inn, held the first personal art exhibition in this town, applause! Although it’s just mud

Shopkeeper: Xiaobei, tell the truth to your sister-in-law and learn everything, are you willing

Xiaobei: It depends on what you learn

Shopkeeper: What do you want to learn?

Xiao Bei: Candied haws on a stick

Shopkeeper: Besides that

Xiao Bei: Making candied haws

Shopkeeper: There is something else

Xiao Bei: Grow red fruits and make syrup

Shopkeeper: I want to give you a slap in the face

Big Mouth: If you dare to throw anything away again, I will fire you You

Xiao Bei: Cannibalism is illegal

Guo: Yes, it is majestic and domineering. If you poke it there, you will be the Seven Heroes.

Big Mouth: Hey, then who is the first mother in Qixia Town

Xiao Liu: Help me take care of the previous mother-in-law of my seventh uncle and grandpa’s third nephew

Everyone: No That idle time

Shi Niang: When the stick comes down, you can’t even hear the sound

The shopkeeper: Why is that?

Shi Niang: It’s all internal injuries

Xiao Bei: I want a candy man, and I want the biggest Zhang Fei

Shi Niang: Don’t talk about Zhang Fei, I will buy it for you even Faye Wong

Shopkeeper: Do you think I am a money-minded person?

Everyone: You are so true!

Lao Bai: You are just a money stick

Xiucai: Don’t you feel ashamed

Shopkeeper: I am ashamed

Xiao Guo: Just know how to be shy

Shopkeeper: Be shy but happy

Xiao Cui: My name is Xiao Cui, what do you mean?

Xiucai: My surname is Lu, and I have a double mouth. They all call me Lu Xiucai, hehe;

Xiaocui: What do you like to do?

Xiucai: Reading;

Xiaocui: What about besides reading?

Xiucai: Reading;

Xiaocui: What are you reading now?

Xiucai: It’s not a book, it’s an account book

Lao Bai: Oh, look at the decoration in this store, no wonder this is a pig’s nest, it’s really a pig’s nest

Xiao Guo: Compared with others, this is just a prison cell

Big Mouth: What a prison cell, a whole latrine

Cabinet: Bai Zhantang, I really didn’t realize that, the best in the country You are the best acting type

Lao Bai: Who is the acting type? Open your eyes and take a closer look. Am I an acting type? I am scolding; I am an idol type.

Lao Xing: It’s too outrageous, this is Chi Guoguo’s betrayal

The shopkeeper: It’s naked

Old Bai: Hey, hey, why are you covering your face

Shopkeeper: Smile without showing your teeth

Lao Bai: You should show your teeth. If you don’t know, you will think you are crazy

Big mouth: I won’t Have you read less?

Lao Bai: Who said that, you have never studied at all

Xiucai: So many books, a lot of sweat

Big mouth : Hey, can reading inspire you?

Xiao Liu: Name

Xiucai: Don’t you know... Lu Qinghou

Xiao Liu: How to write

Xiucai: Shuangkou Lu, the lighter is the lighter, the prince is the prince

Xiao Liu: I have only heard of macaque, horse monkey, and golden monkey. What kind of monkey is this prince?

Lao Xing: You don’t know that, the king monkey is the king of monkeys, the monkey king

Xiucai: No, no, this prince...

Lao Xing: age, age

Xiucai: twenty-four years old

Lao Xing: he said one year old, not a virtual age; address

Xiucai: Tongfu Inn…backyard

Old Xing: He was talking about the backyard, not the front yard

Xiucai: Let me think about it, it was the first time I met Xiaohong

Old Xing: What is an encounter?

Xiucai: It means meeting, usually refers to the first meeting between a man and a woman

Old Xing: Dear mother, you still have a style problem

Old Xing: His This ugly behavior can only be expressed in four words

Everyone: outrageous

Old Xing: Four more

Everyone: heartbroken

Old Xing: Okay, I finally fooled him (to Xiaoliu)

Old Xing: God, God, if you are kind-hearted, please send two thieves to us.

Xiao Liu: Even if he is a thief who steals a man’s life, he will do it

Lao Xing: Pay attention to your quality...

Xiao Guo: Isn’t it so smelly outside?

Old Xing: Smelly, there is only one word left for stinky

Xiao Guo: What word

Old Xing: Smelly

Old Xing: Stop, come here, come here, what time is it? You are wearing night clothes, where do you want to go?

Xiao Guo: Thatched Room

Old Xing: Thatched Room? Oh, wearing night clothes and covering your face in a latrine?

Xiao Guo: Yes, yes

Lao Xing: OK, what is this? (Pointing to the head)

Xiao Guo: Your head

Lao Xing: There is no water in it

Scholar: The breeze and the bright moon disturb my heart and disturb me Heart, scratch my heart. The clear breeze and bright moon scratch my heart. No one has used this before. It’s still picking my heart.

The shopkeeper: scratching is better than picking. It sounds very powerful.

Xiucai: Except Are there any other words other than "tickling my heart, plucking my heart"?

Shopkeeper: Steal my heart

Scholar: That's it, the breeze and the bright moon steal my heart, such a good sentence , What a wonderful sentence

Xiucai: Hey, don’t leave, I’m afraid

Xiao Guo: Don’t be afraid, I’m so cute, I can’t be scared

Xiucai : My hands are shaking so much

Xiao Guo: Hold hands, good friend

Xiucai: I still have a mouth

Xiao Guo: Oh, what’s wrong with your mouth?

Xiucai: Cramp

Xiao Guo: Do ??you need to use your mouth to write? OK, OK, then close your eyes (pop)

Xiucai: You Hit people, you

Xiao Guo: slap the mouth, no regrets

Xiucai: I don’t care about them, shopkeeper, don’t worry, I’m here

Shopkeeper: Xiucai

Xiucai: If anyone dares to touch our shopkeeper, I will stab him to death with this pen

Shopkeeper: Ah, just use this pen, Xiucai, you still Live well

Xiao Liu: I like the kind with big eyes, long eyelashes, high nose and small figure

Xiao Guo: soft ears , with white teeth

Xiao Liu: Yes, yes, how did you know?

Xiao Guo: That is a donkey you are talking about

The shopkeeper: If a person He makes me grateful that I am willing to give my life to him; if a person touches me, then I am willing to give myself to him

Xiao Guo: Here

Xiao Six: Good stuff

Shopkeeper: This is the purse Xiao Guo embroidered for you

Lao Bai: Oh, okay, Xiao Guo, I even learned to embroider penguins

Shopkeeper: The embroidery is made of mandarin ducks

Xiao Guo: The so-called sword movement is light and the sword movement is heavy. This set of Thunder Swordsmanship was passed down to me by my mother. When I play it, I can only use one word: fast. !

Shopkeeper: Is this your mother’s swordsmanship?

Xiao Guo: No swearing

Shopkeeper: Is this your mother’s swordsmanship?

Xiao Guo: You are still scolding

Old Bai: Tell me honestly, what is this stone lock for?

Big Mouth: I will practice my arm strength so that I can weigh the spoon

Shopkeeper: Take note, where are the leggings?

Big Mouth: I will practice my leg strength so that I can wait in the hall

Old Bai: I even learned how to defeat you

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Xiao Guo: I will report my personal grudge another day, and then tell you, where is Brick?

Big Mouth: I will train my brain power so that I can

Calculating accounts

Xiucai: No need, I can do the calculation myself

Shopkeeper: Wait until I come back when I go out to buy a pair of Spring Festival couplets

Xiucai: Hey, why didn't you call me Write it

Shopkeeper: Your handwriting is too dry and thin, and it is not festive. Come back and write it during the Qingming Festival

Shopkeeper: Dumplings, cute dumplings, Xiangyu can’t I’ll eat you myself and get off the pot later. You must be good, you must persevere, and you must not let anything slip. Let them see the joke

Xiucai: Classic lines one two three, action

Shopkeeper: I regret so much. I should never have married in the first place. If I had not married, my husband would not have died. If my husband had not died, I would not have fallen into such a sad state. place, if it had not fallen into such a sad place

Shopkeeper: Oh, Xiao Guo, who would marry you

Xiao Guo: What would happen if you married me?

Shopkeeper: It’s quite challenging to marry you

Xiao Guo: I put cotton thread on each dumpling. Remember to spit it out when you eat it. It’s like eating rice dumplings, it’s so delicious

Shopkeeper: Why don’t you use a fishing line? Cook it, catch it, and put it directly into your mouth

Bai: This thing, The scientific name is pig skin, and there are still a few strands of crystal hair on it

Big mouth: And this one, the scientific name is cabbage root, and there are still a few grains of spring mud on it

Xiucai : Is this the bracelet you picked?

Lao Bai: Yes, look at this curve, it has a sense of culture; its texture, it has a sense of history; this pile of patina, it has a sense of vicissitudes; the most important thing is that it is so thick that it can be smashed Walnut

Old Bai: Look, there are still words here, what can I do to save you, my love?

Xiucai: Why can’t I understand it?

Old Bai : Sanskrit, you can’t understand it

Xiucai: This *** only has two characters

Lao Bai: Yes, the first character is ‘What can I do to save you?’ , the second word is 'my love'.

Give this to the girl, give it to her the day before, and she will die the next day

Xiu Cai: Why

Old Bai: I think so, I got lovesick and died of depression

Xiao Guo: The couple, one sword and one sword, travel the world, catch thieves when they meet, and fight ghosts when they meet

Shopkeeper: Hahaha, you have learned to fight ghosts

Xiao Guo: I mean perverts, drunkards, gamblers, no matter how messy the place is, as soon as I arrive, a strong wind will hit my face

Old Bai: Take a closer look, It turns out they are two Siberian tigers with hanging eyes and white foreheads. How do you sing that line?

Tong Bai: Two tigers, two tigers, running fast, running fast, one has no eyes, and the other No ears, so strange, so strange

Xiaodao: Once upon a time, a martial arts secret book from Master was placed in front of me. I only regretted it after losing it. The greatest pain in the world is this. If God were to give me another Give me a chance to start over again, and I will say three words to Master: I blame you all. If I have to add a time limit to this resentment, it will be ten thousand years.

Lao Bai: Don’t I always focus on making money, but I also study when I have time

Shopkeeper: What are you studying?

Old Bai: Knowledge on anti-theft, fire prevention, disease prevention, and anti-corrosion

Shopkeeper: Anti-corrosion?

Lao Bai: Prevent food from rotting

Big Mouth: Oh my god, he is a real hero, I am still his fan

Lao Bai : You still have yuba, go ahead

Xiao Guo: Brother Hou, get out of the way

Xiucai: Bajie, be careful

Xiucai: I will never care about you again.

Xiao Guo: Huh, that’s great. Thank you and your whole family for me

Xiucai: I am the only one in my family

Xiao Guo: Then thank you A hundred times, a thousand times, ten thousand times, ten thousand times... what comes after ten thousand?

Xiucai: One hundred thousand...

Shopkeeper: I can’t even remember the days clearly, and what’s next? Have the nerve to be a bookkeeper?

Xiucai: I...I...

Shopkeeper: Hey, you have learned to talk back

Xiucai: No

Shopkeeper: I I said you talked back, but you said no, aren’t you talking back?

Xiucai: I, I’d better shut up

Shopkeeper: Oh, you’ve learned to do one thing in front of others and do another behind your back

Xiucai: How can there be

Shopkeeper: Then I say this to you, do you think it is unreasonable?

Xiucai: I think, no, no, no, I don’t think so

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Shopkeeper: Aren’t you doing one thing in front of your face and another behind your back?

Xiucai: Did I provoke you?

Shopkeeper: Ha, you have learned how to shout and scream

Lao Bai: What a charming and charming chicken leg!

Xiao Guo: Lu Scholar, you did a great job

Xiucai: Acceptance, acceptance, but it just has a little more connotation than Miss Guo

Xiao Guo: Why don’t you say more? Where are the baby's internal organs?

Xiao Guo: He has a hot face attached to a cold buttocks, he deserves to be alive

Shopkeeper Qian: The door hit him as soon as he went out

Lao Bai: I hit the door so hard that my head was blue

Shopkeeper Qian: I hit the door first, then the door bounced back and hit the wall again. The wall was too hard and I hit the door again. The wind was strong. , scraped back, and hit the wall again

Shopkeeper: Old Qian, just tell the truth, are these injuries caused by your wife?

Shopkeeper Qian: No, no, My wife is gentle and virtuous, she is beautiful and smart, and she would not be so cruel to me

Old Bai: Just be tough, I tell you, if you carry on for a few more years, you will be like a couple

Shopkeeper Qian: What couplet

Lao Bai: The first couplet is: Addressing domestic violence, the second couplet is: Calling for social love, and the horizontal line is: Don’t talk to strangers

Ji Wu Ming: Nine times out of ten it’s an unjust case

Lao Bai: Why

Ji Wuming: Think about it, I can’t steal, rob, and kill. Arson fire

Lao Bai: Oh, you are too modest

The scholar said that Ji Wuming is dead

Ji Wuming: You beast

Xiucai: Don't come here, Zi once said that force cannot solve any problem

Everyone: What Zi?

Scholar: Lu Zi!

Ji Wuming: How do you want to die, I will make it happen for you

Xiao Guo: Overwhelming, ouch

Ji Wuming: I won’t use my move next time Shout first, take your life

Xiucai: Wait, you can kill me, but you have to explain clearly first, by whose hands I died

Ji Wuming: Nonsense , me

Xiucai: Who am I?

Ji Wuming: How do I know who you are

Xiucai: Here comes the question,

Ji Wuming: What do you mean

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Xiucai: This has to start with the relationship between man and the universe. There has been a problem haunting you for a long time

Ji Wuming: What problem

Xiucai: Who am I?

Ji Wuming: I already know this

Xiucai: No, you don’t know. Do you know, who are you? , Ji Wuming? No! This is just a name, a code name. You can call me Ji Wuming, I can also call you Ji Wuming, they can do it. After taking away this codename, who are you?

Ji Wuming: I don’t know, and I don’t need to know

Xiucai: Okay, then you answer another question for me, who am I?

Ji Wuming: This question has already been asked

Xiucai: No, I just asked about my self, now I am asking about myself

Ji Wuming Ming: Is there any difference?

Xiucai: For example, when I use my code name to conduct conversations, your code name is also me. What does this mean? Does this mean that you That’s me, and I’m also you

Ji Wuming: This, this, this question doesn’t make sense

Xiucai: Then let’s ask a few meaningful questions, where did I come from? , where will I die, why should I appear in this world, what does my appearance mean to this world, did the world choose me, or did I choose the world

Ji Wuming: Enough Got it!

Xiucai: Is there an inevitable connection between me and the universe? Does the universe have an end? Does time have a length? Where does the past time disappear and where does the future time stop? I am at this moment Is the question raised the same one you just heard?

Ji Wuming: I will kill you!

Xiucai: Who killed me, and who did I kill!

Ji Wuming: It was me who killed me!

Xiucai: The answer is correct, let’s do it!

Ji Wuming: Ah! ! (Suicide)

Xiucai: He will never wake up again

Lao Bai: Probably not

Xiao Guo: This, what is this? Say it

Xiucai: Knowledge is power~

Xiao Guo: I swear, if I tell anyone, my face will break out in pimples

Xiao Bei: Not cruel enough

Xiao Guo: Then what do you say?

Xiao Bei: If you want to go out, you will get a small pimple on the sole of your foot. The more you scratch it, the more itchy it will become.

Xiao Guo: This is too poisonous

Xiao Bei: Don’t be afraid, don’t be afraid, I will always support you

Xiao Guo: How can you support me

Xiao Bei: When the donkey comes, I will ride it to school every day

Xiao Guo: What does this have to do with me

Xiao Bei: Wait until I get tired of riding it I'll change you back again

Xiao Guo: I...I thank you

Xiao Bei: You're welcome, you're welcome, I believe you must be better than the donkey

Lao Bai: Give it to him, picking flowers is a child’s nature and he loves nature

Shopkeeper: My return rate on the street is 300%

Wu Shuang: Three Hundred? Alas, how was this calculated?

The shopkeeper: The first time I look back, I wonder why this girl is so good. The second time I look back, I see she is a little bit cute even though she is good. The third time I look back, she is not only cute but also quite handsome

Lao Bai: I look back at this. Let’s talk about it later and in the future

Big Mouth: Why should we talk about it later and in the future? I’ll let you do it right now and now.

Just tell me clearly now

Xiucai: Sister Fu, I miss you so hard

Wushuang: Oh dear, I’m back, I’m back

Xiucai: You should never, never leave, ah

Wushuang: Hey, if I don’t leave, I will never leave you, be good

Lao Bai: Go to sleep Go, a pair of psychopaths

Xiao Liu: It’s just you, this temperament

Lao Bai: What kind of temperament

Xiao Liu: Sunny, handsome, free and easy , agility

Lao Xing: And there is no lack of alertness

Lao Bai: Hehehehe, go on

Xiao Liu: You have the boldness of Wu Song, and Ximen Qing. The dissoluteness

Wushuang: I haven’t had a good night’s sleep since that day

Xiucai: What day

Wushuang: It was the day Ji Wubing was arrested Ah

Xiucai: Hey, it was you who kissed me~

Wushuang: I hate it

Xiucai: What you say must be supported by real evidence

Wushuang: I hate it.

Xiucai: Hey, why did you kiss me?

Wushuang: I hate it.

Xiucai: Can you use another word? Ah

Wushuang: I hate, hate, hate, hate

Xiu Cai: Zi once said: If you don’t do it to her, you will not be molested

Lao Bai: So you molested her. , is it?

Xiucai: I, I...

Lao Bai: scum, beast, dressed beast, beast

Big mouth: beast, Shoubi Nanshan, mountain

Old Bai: I slapped you twice

Big Mouth: What are you doing

Old Bai: Why don’t you say you are blessed as good as the East China Sea

Lao Bai: It’s easy to find an eight-legged pig, but it’s difficult to find someone who can’t beat a scholar

Shopkeeper: God, God and God

Shopkeeper: This sword manual was left by Xiaobei's great-grandfather to her grandfather, who left it to her father, who left it to her brother, and her brother left it to her. She let me destroy her without even looking at her. After more than a hundred years, the roots were cut off. I am really a sinner of history and a scum of the martial arts

(In the dream of Xiao Guo and Wu Shuang fighting for husband)

Xiao Guo: What a wonderful man with beautiful features, red lips and white teeth

Wushuang: Humph, just average, Miss Hong Kong is third.

Hey, your dress is very attractive

Xiao Guo: Very ugly, the ninth sister is Asia, all because of her deft hands

Xiao Guo: Your beauty is due to From the inside out, it promotes blood circulation and nourishes the skin, and makes people pity you for being pure and pure.

Wushuang: Your beauty, from bone to skin, touches heaven and earth. This feeling can be remembered forever

Xiao Guo: You are still beautiful

Wushuang: You are beautiful, and your whole family is beautiful

Xiao Guo: You have a good temperament

Wushuang: You have a good figure

Xiao Guo: Your skin is good

Wushuang: Your hair is good

Xiao Guo: You are good at everything. The only drawback is that you are too eye-catching and easily attract traffic. Accident

Wushuang: Your shortcoming is that you are too perfect, so perfect that people regret it

Xiao Guo: What do you regret?

Wushuang: You were born in the wrong child, no Good DNA on the stall

Xiucai: Oh, why are you so polite? We are all our own people. I think you both are beautiful

Guo Zhu: Disappear

Xiao Guo: Do ??you think this is the end?

Xiucai: What else do you want to do?

Xiao Guo: Do ??you want her or me, you choose one yourself

Wushuang: The one you choose will stay Those who are not selected will do so

Xiao Guo: Go and die

Wushuang: Just die, who is afraid of whom?

Xiucai: That’s enough, Master once said Passed: If we have a threesome, there must be my wife

Xiao Guo: Huh? You must have my teacher

Xiucai: It’s a good thing originally. Why fight over one wife and one concubine? Oh, don’t be so selfish

Xiao Guo: Love is selfish , choose quickly

Xiucai: Let’s choose Fu Mei, there will always be one who comes first

Wushuang: Wushuang is not lucky, so take the first step. May you two grow old together and have no descendants (Wushuang) Hanging himself)

Xiucai: Wushuang, Wushuang, I choose you, why don’t I choose you, Fumei~~

Xiao Guo: OK, I will help you, and I wish you a son soon. The white-haired man gives the black-haired man a gift (Xiao Guo commits suicide)

Xiu Cai: Sister Fu, okay, I’ll die. Isn’t it okay if I die? (Bumping into the door)

Xiu Cai: You really Virtuous

Wushuang: Isn’t Miss Guo virtuous?

Xiucai: virtuous, he knows nothing when he is idle at home

Wushuang: What do you usually do together?

Xiucai: quarrel, fight, Attacking each other and insulting each other

Wushuang: Is there anything a little warmer?

Xiucai: Yes, does washing clothes count?

Wushuang: Of course, it’s a girl. It’s not easy to wash clothes for others

Xiucai: I wash them for her

Wushuang: Oh, what does she do for you?

Xiucai: Beat Back

Wushuang: Isn’t that very good?

Xiucai: He hit me with one palm and made me vomit blood

Wushuang: It doesn’t matter if my craftsmanship is almost the same. That’s it

Lao Bai: What I mean by crispy is cold sweat, rapid heartbeat, and elevated blood pressure

Shopkeeper: Then you should pay attention to exercise. This is a legend in the world. He is in a sub-healthy state, and many heroes have suffered from this disease and have to withdraw from the world

Zhui Feng: Hey, something is broken

Lao Bai: My fragile boy's heart Heart

Xiao Guo: Oh, this forehead is sweaty. I’ll wipe it for you and don’t move. Brother Hou, no matter whether you are thirsty or tired from now on

Xiucai: I will drink Red Bull

Xiao Guo: Huh?

Xiucai: Take a sip, and the rest will be given to you

Xiao Guo: No, let’s drink together and don’t leave a drop for anyone else!

Xiucai: Sister Fu, I was wrong. I really misjudged you before

Xiao Guo: What did I misjudge?

Xiucai: Not only did you not Stupid or stupid, rude or rude, on the contrary, you are really too smart, capable and virtuous. This is the first time in my life that I have worn clothes that are so close-fitting and comfortable.

Only the Weaver Girl descended to earth can have such ingenious craftsmanship

Xiao Guo: Then you can keep wearing it until you enter the coffin

Xiucai: Of course, you must wear it Go in the coffin. With this kind of fabric, you don’t even need a shroud

Shopkeeper: Are you lying?

Lao Bai: How is that possible? I did learn medical skills for a few days, but The total time is less than a month

Shopkeeper: Then you dare to open a medical clinic?

Lao Bai: I am crossing the river by feeling the stones, but I didn’t expect that the river is so deep. I have been crossing the river for several years without taking a step

Lao Bai: If a tiger doesn’t show off its power, Do you think I am HOLLO KITTY

Lao Bai: Welcome to watch the costume variety show with the highest ratings in Qixia Town, I rub, rub, rub, rub, rub

Lao Bai: Welcome to the whole country The No. 1 costume variety show in the world, I Wash, I Wash, I Wash

Lao Bai: Welcome to the world’s No. 1 costume variety show, I Drag, I Drag, I Drag

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Lao Bai: Tangtang Yitang?

Xiao Liu: Just a waiter! !

Mrs. Door: How to have both your cake and eat it too?

Xiucai: This is impossible.

The head wife: Raise a bear that can catch fish.

(Xiao Bei is going to participate in the Huashan Sword Debate)

Big Mouth: I don’t have anything for you. You can take this begging jar. If there is nothing to eat along the way, Go out on the street to get some food, don’t starve yourself no matter what

Xiao Guo: I’ll give you this dog-beating stick. If you can’t get food when you beg, you can have someone to fight with wild dogs for food

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Shopkeeper: This penny is my exclusive sponsorship for you, so be sure to save some money.

Xiucai: Take this rope. If you encounter bandits on the way, you can also use it to hang yourself on a tree.

Shopkeeper: If bandits kidnap you, you must cry and ask the bandits to write a blackmail letter to your sister-in-law. Anything less than ten taels of silver is acceptable. I will ask Lao Bai to redeem you. If it exceeds ten taels of silver, I will personally collect your body.

Xiao Bei: I’m only worth ten taels of silver?

The shopkeeper: That’s it. . . Twenty taels? I can't take out any more.

Lao Bai: Take this bag of black coal ash with you. If you encounter a bandit, use the black coal ash to blacken your face and pretend to be a little black blind man. This little chubby face is in pretty good condition.

Bai Zhantang: Do you know there is something called a patrol dog?

Tong Xiangyu: I only know the governor

Everyone: Xiaobei, where have you been? Everyone is looking for you?

Xiao Bei: Went to catch fish

Everyone: Where is the fish?

Xiao Bei: The fish are all drowned

Xiao Bei: Go your own way and let them fight...

Xiao Guo: Do ??you choose the person who likes you, or the person you like?

Boss: What do you think?

Xiao Guo: You must choose what you like!

Boss (sorry): How did you see it?

Xiao Guo: Because no one likes you!

Bao Daren: It is illegal to kill someone! !

Everyone: We are not afraid!

Bao Daren: If you kill someone, you will go to the eighteenth level of hell! !

Everyone: We won’t stop!

Bao Daren: If you go to King Yama, you will never be reincarnated! !

Bai Zhantang, Shopkeeper Tong: Transcendence? ——It is better for a couple to have only one child! !

Bai Zhantang: You are quite annoying most of the time

Lao Xing: What about a small part of the time?

Lao Bai: Even more annoying.

Confucius once said: When fighting, you should use bricks to shout. It is not easy to shout randomly. If you can’t breathe, you will shout again. If you shout until you die, you will be able to breathe until you die! "The Last Chapter of the Analects of Confucius"

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Big mouth said: Lao Bai, how could this be possible? Xiucai and Guo Furong laughed at how few words I knew!

Old Bai: How could this be? How can they laugh at you for knowing so few words? You don't know the words at all!

Everyone: "Okay!!!"

Xiao Liu: "Seeing me is like seeing..."

Everyone: " Hmm"

Xiao Liu: Speechless...

The shopkeeper: Does the face still hurt?

Lao Bai: It hurts, it hurts like a burning fire.

Big Mouth: I’m still in pain

Widow Zhang decided to invite everyone to her house to eat tofu.

(It’s so long, I’ll cry if I don’t get points~~~)