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10 years of catastrophe. Wei Biao, a rebel leader, was killed in a fight. Everything is ready for the memorial service, except for someone with a loud voice who can lead the chanting of slogans. Wei Biao's secretary asked around and finally found Zheng San, a 6-foot-tall, broad-shouldered man who had been selling dough in the town for three generations. Shouting: "Come for some rice porridge!" could be heard for miles around. The secretary grabbed Zheng San and said affectionately: "Zheng San, our commander-in-chief has died, and a memorial service will be held soon. Please lead him by shouting a few words." How about it?"

Zheng San shook his head and said, "No! No! I don't know how to shout slogans."

"Hey, I'll teach you, it's not difficult at all." Well, we will never treat you badly." The secretary pulled Zheng San tighter.

"I have a bad mind and can't remember." "Just one sentence: Wei Biao's spirit is not dead, remember it?"

Zheng San repeated it several times and nodded. Said: "Okay, remember!"

The memorial service began. When it was his turn to shout slogans, Zheng San shouted: "Wei Biao will not die!"

When the secretary heard this, he was like, "Oh no, I have lost my spirit", and quickly reminded Zheng San: "I still have spirit

God!"

Zheng San immediately shouted: "Oh, I still have energy!"

The secretary was anxious and stamped his foot: Damn it, come on! of! " Zheng San shouted loudly: "Let's have some rice porridge -"