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What is the most embarrassing thing in front of lovers?
1, sneezing after eating rice noodles
She has allergic rhinitis. She sneezes when she is cold or hot. Once she ate rice noodles with a male ticket. She ate half and put it in her mouth, but she didn't swallow it. She had rhinitis and couldn't help sneezing twice, even her nose and rice noodles fell off. Boyfriend looked at her and said she was so cute.
2, dating my boyfriend, walking shoes were thrown out.
A lovely girl likes to wear high heels when dating her boyfriend. In order to show her beauty, she deliberately walked with her leg straight and then separated the other leg. As a result, I didn't expect the strength to be a bit too strong. I just threw a shoe to show my little feet. Her boyfriend rushed to get his shoes. Embarrassment is indescribable.
My boyfriend and I climbed the mountain and fell into the water.
Once I went climbing with my boyfriend, and there was a river in front of me. My boyfriend asked if he could carry me, but in order to be brave, he insisted that he was fine. I insisted that my boyfriend go first, and as a result, I jumped like my boyfriend. As a result, I fell into the river and sat down. I'm soaked to the skin. That kind of embarrassment is heaven.
Get drunk and talk nonsense in front of her.
Once everyone went out to a party and went to karaoke after dinner. They drank a little too much that day. When you sing, you play, dance and sing narcissistically. According to colleagues, he also said a lot of nonsense, such as cowherd and weaver girl. His female colleagues all saw it and didn't know how to face her when they went to work the next day.
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