Analyze the punch line of a joke

1. I will arrive in 5 minutes. If I don't arrive, please read it again …

2. "Mom, I am thirteen years old. I want to wear a bra. " "no" "I want to use sanitary napkins." "Not really." "Didn't my sister start using it when she was thirteen?" "Shut up, son!"

Recently, I found a good way to vent and decompress, that is, going to the toilet. After going to the toilet, I said to the toilet with a ferocious face: "Give me a shit!" " Then flush the toilet!

One day, there were too many people on the bus, which was very hot and boring. I don't know who farted, which made the environment worse. My friend can't stand it, and I don't know who it is. I can't help it It happened that the conductor was asking, "Who didn't buy a ticket?" My friend suddenly had a plan and said loudly, "Fart didn't buy a ticket!" " Suddenly, a particularly fat woman, holding the ticket high in her hand, said loudly, "I have bought the ticket!" "

I broke up with my girlfriend of four years! I got on the double-decker bus in the dark, and there was a beautiful woman sitting next to me who was not interested in watching! The conductor has come to sell tickets. I thought it was an air-conditioned car, so I handed two tickets. The conductor tore two one-dollar tickets for me at a glance. I paused, too lazy to explain, and continued to recall my feelings for four years by the window, and I burst into tears unconsciously! The beauty suddenly spoke: just a dollar, as for it?

6. Just passing by the square, I heard a man and a woman singing affectionately: Find a friend, find a girlfriend, kiss hands, have a baby tonight … I didn't even know there was this version …

7.2 months 14 confession! Come to confess in March 14! Also in April 1 confession! Nima will confess on May 20th! Is confession your period?

8. "I can't see things too far away," the patient said to the ophthalmologist. "Please come with me." The doctor took the patient outside, pointed to the sun in the sky and asked, "What do you think that is?" "The sun," the patient replied, "how far do you want to see?"

9. An outsider asked me: "Will China's post-80s and post-90s work hard?" I said, "Of course, let's not talk about internal forces and hidden weapons. The place with the deepest kung fu is called acupuncture, which we all know. " The foreigner expressed doubts, so I immediately practiced a few hands to show him: rubbing Yin Tian point, squeezing Jingming point, rubbing Sibai point, and finally came up with a big trick: scraping my eyes with my temple wheel. ...

10. One night, I went home after eating outside and went to a remote place. The lights are dim. I suddenly swept a white shadow out of the corner of my eye and suddenly turned around. Nothing happened, but I can always see a white shadow following me. When I got home, I found that Baiying was still there, and I was very scared. When I washed my face, I found a grain of rice in the corner of my eye!

1 1. My name is Zhu, and I manage the computer room of the unit. Someone once called me and asked me, "Sir Chicken, are you in the pigsty?"

12. Waiting in line in the canteen, I heard a boy next to me say, "Master, a bowl of bullet cauliflower soup!"

13. When my parents quarreled, my father said angrily, "I want to go out!"

14. Once in class, a classmate was very hungry and made instant noodles. In order not to let the teacher find out, he put away the book and buried his head, but the heat still came out. The teacher said calmly, "Who is this classmate who is obsessed with reading?"

15. The farmer drove the donkey into the city and met a rogue. The rogue asked: Have you eaten? The farmer said: Eat! The rogue said: I asked the donkey! The farmer turned and slapped the donkey and said, It's dishonest to give it to Lao Zi! There are relatives in the city who left without saying goodbye! ~~~

16. I'm sorry to send you a message so late. If it bothers you, I want to tell you-too bad! Who told you to go to bed earlier than me, hehe

17. A fugitive was arrested. The policeman asked: Why did you escape from prison? Answer: Because the food tastes terrible. Ask again: Then what tool did you use to pry open the iron gate of the prison? A: Fried dough sticks in the morning.