The Story of Li Laohan Entering the City

Li Laohan's health is getting worse every year. When he was young, the man who was as strong as an ox was tortured by chronic enteritis and was reduced to a skeleton.

Li Laohan’s wife passed away early, and the money he had saved all his life was just enough for his only son Li Dabao to pay a down payment for a house in the county. Originally, he refused to buy a house in the county, but for the sake of his children’s marriage, Li Dabao decided to The old man gritted his teeth and took out 300,000 yuan and handed it to his son. This was his life savings.

Li Dabao worked as a secretary with Director Li of the County Urban Construction Bureau. Since he bought a house in the city, he has become a half-city citizen. When he walks, he feels that he has grown two centimeters taller. After Li Dabao got married, , the young couple lived a small life in the urban-rural fringe. When I went home last time, I saw that my father was really thin. Li Dabao insisted that Li Laohan sell more than 20 sheep and go to the city to make a living for himself, and follow him to become the Secretary of the Secretary. Thinking that his children were also filial, Li Laohan agreed.

Li Laohan entered the county town and stayed for a few days with good food and drink. His son and wife had to go to work, and he was left alone. He stood on the 32nd floor in a daze, feeling as if he was A bird in a cage is almost sick from boredom.

On this day, Li Laohan told his son to go downstairs and go for a walk, so his son found him a tram and said, "You can go for a walk wherever you want! Just don't get lost."

Although Li Laohan has been to the city several times before, the construction speed of the county is too fast, and he still feels that he can't find the east, west, north, and south.

Li Laohan rode the tram along Route 411 aimlessly. He felt anxious as soon as he went out for activities. This is an old problem. In addition, the pork rib soup last night was too oily. What should he do? There seems to be no toilets on this road. Ever since I got chronic enteritis, I had to go to the toilet immediately. I used to graze sheep in my hometown and it was convenient at any time. I didn’t even need to bring paper with me. I could just pick up a handful of leaves.

But there are few public toilets in Biyang County. Li Laohan saw a fortune teller on the side of the road and went up to say hello,

"Old sir, there's no toilet here, I'm going to have diarrhea."

The fortune teller rolled his eyes through his glasses. ,

"Inside the station".

Li Laohan thanked him repeatedly. The station was not far ahead. He rode the tram and quickly arrived at the station gate. He stopped the tram and ran into the station duty room in three steps at a time.

"Comrade, where is the toilet?"

"Ahead, turn right."

Before he could finish his words, Li Laohan ran over. There was someone guarding the door. Li Laohan said I will go to the toilet first and come out to give you money. He grabbed a roll of toilet paper on the table and ran in.

As soon as he squatted down, huffing and puffing, it was like a downpour. He took a long breath, and a stone hanging in Li Laohan's heart fell to the ground. He thought to himself that the county seat was not good, and there were not many people in a city. A toilet is not as good as in the mountains. You can use it anytime and anywhere.

When he came out of the door, the man guarding the toilet looked at Li Laohan, fearing that he would run away. Li Laohan smiled and patted his trouser pocket with his left hand. It was empty. He quickly patted the pocket with his right hand and it was also empty. Sora's face suddenly froze.

"I'm sorry, comrade, I was in such a hurry that I forgot to bring my money and mobile phone." Li Laohan said with a smile on his face.

"Haha, I've seen a lot of people like you. Our annual contract fee is tens of thousands, and we're all like you. Why don't we drink the northwest wind? Two yuan for toilet use, two yuan for toilet paper, four yuan Money, you can't leave without money." After that, he started playing with his mobile phone again.

Li Laohan's face turned red and white. He had lived in the mountains for most of his life and never thought that he would be embarrassed here because of a piece of shit. When I went out, I only remembered to take my keys and my cigarette bag. I forgot my cell phone and wallet in the house, and I couldn't remember my son's phone number.

"Either I leave my dry tobacco bag here for you, and I will go home later to get the money, and then lose it back."

"Is your tobacco bag gold? What year is it? Who wants your broken cigarette pouch?" This sentence choked Old Man Li half to death.

"Okay, just wait! I'll leave the tram here for you and I'll get it back home.

Li Laohan got angry and pointed at the tram at the station gate and said, "This red tram is mine, just wait!" I'll get the money. "

"Yeah! Take it! After saying that, the person looking at the toilet muttered again, "You are a country bumpkin, you still want to lie to me." "

Li Laohan walked back angrily. As soon as he reached Beihuan Road, he was so angry that he had to walk such a long way again, and his stomach rumbled again.

Li Laohan shouted "Not good." "Looking around, I saw that this green isolation belt was the only one that could cover my buttocks. Before I had time to think about it, Li Laohan ran in. He could barely cover his buttocks. Li Laohan buried his face very low, even though he knew that no one else He knew him, but his inherent sense of shame prevented him from raising his head.

Li Laohan, who already had enteritis, and the greasiness last night, had developed watery diarrhea. The poop was like peeing. At this time, there was only a melodious sound of music. Li Laohan was wondering. Suddenly, a jet of water covered pebbles and tree leaves and sprayed over. When Li Laohan understood, he sprinkled water. The high-pressure water cannon of the car had sprayed over him, and he was covered in sand, stones, leaves and the shit he just pulled.

Li Laohan cursed the mother who drove the sprinkler truck. I spat out the filth in my mouth and threw away the remaining half of the toilet paper. There was no big difference between wiping my butt and not wiping it.

What should I do now? Li Laohan thought that he had to find a place to wash himself. Li Laohan walked along the road to Shuanglong Park. Fortunately, there were no people by the river during working hours.

Li Laohan came to the river. At the edge of the embankment, he took off his shirt and rinsed his trousers in the water. Then he used his clothes to stir up the water and scrubbed his body. Although it was early summer, it was still a bit cold. Li Laohan shivered and put on his wet clothes. He continued to walk home, cursing as he walked, the officials’ grandsons didn’t know how to build more toilets...

When he got home, his son and the others hadn’t gotten off work yet. Li Laohan secretly rejoiced and hurriedly looked for I got two pieces of clean clothes to change into, and took my change and mobile phone to the station to ask for a tram.

I walked all the way to the station, threw four yuan to the toilet charger, and rode the tram like a gust of wind. He left without looking back.

After taking a cold shower in the park, wearing wet clothes for a while and being angry, Li Laohan still felt uncomfortable in his stomach and couldn't stop. . He had to go home quickly, and Li Laohan started to get a little scared, so the tram speeded up.

There was a traffic light in the garden in front of him. It happened that Li Laohan had just arrived at the intersection, and the red light seemed to follow him deliberately. His son suddenly told him to obey the traffic rules and follow others at the traffic lights.

Mr. Li didn’t have time to think about it. Han turned the switch and rushed through. As soon as he reached the opposite side, the traffic police on duty stopped him.

"The tram stopped. You are such an old man, why are you panicking?" Why are you panicking? What should I do if I bump into someone else? The tram is coming. You should be on duty at this intersection this morning! "

Li Laohan was about to hold on to his anger, even talking and gesticulating, his mouth was obviously not enough, his stomach was turbulent, and he saw that a storm was coming.

The traffic police refused to eat or die. With this set, he took out the duty armband and the small red flag. Li Laohan tightened his buttocks. He knew that even if he could fly now, he would not be able to make it home. He was so anxious that he almost cried. He felt that he had never been so useless in his life.

"Comrade, where do you have a toilet here? I'm feeling anxious and have diarrhea. "Li Laohan still holds on to a glimmer of hope.

"I will tell you after you assist on duty until noon! Don't play tricks on me. "

The traffic policeman was still criticizing and educating Li Laohan. Suddenly, a sour smell came. When he lowered his head, he saw two streams of yellow water flowing out from Li Laohan's trouser legs... …

The traffic policeman held his nose and entered the police box.

Li Laohan didn’t know whether to leave or not. Yellow soup had already flowed into both shoes.

Li Laohan pushed the tram forward as if his legs were filled with lead, his eyes were blurry, and he cursed in his heart: This is such a stupid county, and these stupid people in the county, I will never know how to do it in my life. Come again.