Ladies and gentlemen, let's see if I have humor. Please advise.

Just plain cold humor. If it's a conversation between you and someone else, the person who started the conversation is the other party. Every sentence you reply is dead, and you have nothing to say to the other party.

Xiao Lou sprinkles water with one hand:

Landlord: Do you think I look like Wu Bai?

Reply: Only half like it! !

Landlord: Handsome is useless! Finally, I was eaten by a chess piece!

Answer: Handsome men have companions, guns, horses, cars and a secret crush on each other ... What's wrong with handsome men? !

Landlord: I bought a new manor. How big is it? Scared you to death: I drove for two and a half hours! !

Well, I used to have such a broken car.

Landlord: I skipped classes in college, failed, dumped people, got dumped, fought, got a demerit, broke places ... Alas, I did my best. ......

Reply: Have you ever died?