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500 interesting things happened while reading.
On the evening of the third grade, I sat in bed and read, because reading can relieve boredom when I am bored. A good book is a treasure, and a good article is a beacon, which will give us knowledge and teach us to be a man. I usually study better and better, but I don't know why. I felt a little hard to open my eyes when reading tonight, so I closed my eyes and squinted for a while. As soon as I fell asleep, I shook my head and woke up It happened a long time ago, but it was too early! I can't go to bed early. I try to keep myself awake. Later, I barely opened my eyes and looked at the book. At first, I felt that words were about to fly. Later, I felt like a nest of ants crawling around on the paper, vaguely, unable to see anything clearly. Later, I was finally "conquered" by sleep, closed my eyes and fell asleep in bed. Suddenly, in my dream, I heard someone say, "Get up and brush your teeth! Why did you fall asleep while reading a book? " My mother told me to brush my teeth. When I was 90% still asleep, I got up and brushed my teeth in a daze. After brushing, I forgot to cover the quilt when I was lying in bed, and I lost consciousness until the next morning.
I still remember it vividly, and now I think it's really ridiculous. I will fall asleep while reading, so now every night when reading, I will remind myself that I must stay awake, awake, and awake again, so as not to make jokes!
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