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Does Bao Qingtian of the Song Dynasty know Kung Fu?

Some netizens posted a set of screenshots from the TV series Detective Bao Qingtian, which is currently being broadcast on Shandong Satellite TV. In the picture, Bao Qingtian, played by Zhang Zijian, goes into battle with a sharp knife and fights bravely, and finally successfully repels the enemy. This set of screenshots caused heated discussions among many netizens. Some netizens were shocked: Bao Zheng actually knows martial arts! In response, Qian, the director of the play, said: People who say this can only show that China’s history is blank to zero.

Qian said: "Many of the people who commanded armies in the past dynasties were civilian officials. Di, Yao Chong, and Song Jing of the Tang Dynasty were all generals. Take the Song Dynasty as an example. He was a contemporary of Bao Zheng. Fan Zhongyan and Han Qi were the commanders responsible for fighting Xixia. They took the lead and won the love of the entire army. Song Ci, the originator of forensic medicine, went deep into the tiger's den many times and defeated the rebels with less. This became everyone's favorite story. A familiar scholar. What’s new about wielding a sword and leading troops to fight?”

At the same time, he was very angry at the voice on the Internet. "I really don't know how ignorant the person who posted this is. Even this most basic historical common sense needs to be popularized. There is really no bottom line. This is just ignorance, but you have to pretend to know. Whether you know it or not, you have to belittle others. This is not only ignorant, but also shameless."

Qian Ye said: "Bao Zheng was not a high-ranking official in the history of the Song Dynasty, but his most powerful thing was that during his tenure as deputy envoy, Wang Anshi and Sima. Both prime ministers were under his command. These people’s understanding of Bao Zheng was actually made up by storytellers and was not consistent with historical facts.”

I was very disappointed after reading this paragraph. I sympathize with Director Qian, especially his seemingly angry words, which "can only show that China's history is blank to zero." This is indeed a problem. It will be said later that Bao Zheng’s contemporaries all had martial arts, but where did Bao Zheng’s martial arts come from? Director Qian did not give an answer to this particularly fatal question.

Yes, "Di Xu Renjie, Yao Chong and Song Jing of the Tang Dynasty were all general marshals. Take the Song Dynasty as an example. Fan Zhongyan and Han Qi, who were contemporaries of Bao Zheng, were responsible for fighting against Xixia Commanders. They took the lead and won the love of the entire army. Song Ci, the originator of forensic medicine, led troops into the tiger's den many times and defeated the rebels with less. "

We can admit this. But just because of this, we cannot admit that Bao Zheng "went into battle with a sharp knife in his hand, fought bravely, and finally successfully repelled the enemy." In other words, the martial arts of Bao Zheng's predecessors and his contemporaries did not prove that he also had martial arts.

For example, if you are our contemporaries, you can direct plays, but it does not mean that we can also direct plays like you. Logic is born, and no one has ever dared to use arguments like this. No matter how bold the method is that violates logic, no one would dare to use it.

Money can cause anger, and so can responses, but expressing feelings in such an illogical way, "People who make such remarks can only show that China's history is blank to zero." Then he scolded Netizens are "ignorant" and "shameless", appearing weak and a bit tough and domineering. In today's popular terms, that is called willfulness, but in earlier written language, it seems unreasonable.

In fact, it is not too troublesome to prove. The easiest way is to take a paragraph directly from the history of Song Dynasty. For example, "A man has been practicing martial arts since he was a child, and he has made great achievements all over the world. He does everything possible, and millions of troops take his head, as if he is looking for something." This style seems to overwhelm all netizens. Qian might as well try opening Song History.

What is the relationship between Bao Tieshan and Bao Gong? How did Bao Tieshan die in the end?

I have watched too many Bao Qingtian TV series, but I never knew that Bao Qingtian’s father was Bao Tieshan! When Bao Tieshan first came out, netizens were very puzzled. Does he look like Bao Qingtian? This relationship is too complicated! No wonder Bao Qingtian in the play knows martial arts. It turns out that his father is a man

The previous paragraph tells the classic plot of "a civet cat for a crown prince". Bao Zheng's father Bao Tieshan rebelled to save Empress Li and was killed by the King of Xiangyang. Chase all the way. During this period, he received help from Yang Zongbao, but was seriously injured by Sui Yongsheng in the fight. After desperately breaking through the encirclement, they entered the Black Gobi and killed the Xixia King Li Yuanhao. The two people came to Ganquan Inn, but they didn't know that it was a real black shop.

In the tenth episode, Bao Tieshan came to the inn and met the proprietress Gan Qiuniang, but Bao Tieshan knew her trick. So she betrayed Gan Qiuniang. In fact, Gan Qiuniang is already secretly in love with Bao Tieshan. Bao Tieshan and Gan Qiuniang told their stories, but rejected Gan Qiuniang's kindness. At this time, the pursuers arrived again.

Gan Qiuniang and the Yin brothers fought. Bao Tieshan couldn't see it and then appeared to help Gan Qiuniang. After being surrounded by King Xiangyang, Bao Tieshan fought hard to resist. Finally, Bao Tieshan died. Before he died, he never forgot that the prince was still the great king of the Song Dynasty. Bao Tieshan's death also brought peace to Xixia. In the end, the prince returned to the court, and Wang Zhaoqing's conspiracy in Xiangyang failed.

Speaking of Bao Qingtian, it’s really great. Blue sky! The emperor is the son of heaven, and the officials are heaven. Speaking of which, I think the word "sky" is really a bit disrespectful. Isn't it obvious that he is greater than the emperor? Of course, this is just our immature thinking. You can laugh it off.

Before Di Xu Renjie was born, he was China’s Sherlock Holmes,——. In fact, Sherlock Holmes was more than a thousand years later than Di Xu Renjie. If we really want to compare two people, Holmes should be called the British Di Xu Renjie, but Bao Zheng is almost the most popular judge. From Bao Qingtian to the teenage Bao Qingtian, he can do divination and fortune telling, and he is very good. I guess in those days there was a joke in Qianlong's movie. Bao Qingtian's, let it go, and it will be regarded as official.

Of course, official history is often stranger than fiction. Official history cannot record everything, so unofficial history is not necessarily less reliable than official history. It’s just that the Bao Zheng we are talking about today is official history.