Good-hearted people helped me find a sketch or cross talk about Teacher's Day.

A: Hello, class! Oh, I am so happy today!

B: Yo! What happened? So happy?

The annual Teacher's Day is coming. Oh, happy!

No, then Teacher's Day is a holiday for all teachers. What do you like there?

A: Look at what you said! I think teachers are the hardest people in this school. They have a holiday, and we students should be happy for them!

Well, that's true.

Teacher's Day is coming. Now entering the campus, the male teachers are more handsome than each other. Female teachers are more beautiful than one.

Really?

A: Is that right? Take Mr. Ma, the head teacher of our class. Seeing her now, I don't think she is a newlywed at all.

So you think she looks like ...

A: I just graduated from college!

B: Er, it's big ... Oh, she hasn't grown taller since she graduated from college, has she?

It makes her look young. You idiot, you really don't appreciate beauty.

B: What do you mean?

A: Well, I found that she had a problem.

B: That's right! As the saying goes, no one is perfect, and gold is not enough! No, what happened to her?

A: Too much like a child.

B: For example ... No, it shouldn't be a problem!

A: It's too serious. (Shanghainese) Do you know?

B: (Shanghainese) I don't know

A: Let me give you an example. It happens every day when she walks into the classroom. "Oh, hello, everyone, let's start the class now! Today is another brand-new day. I hope today's class is the most interesting. Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you ... "

B: Stop!

A: Why?

No, did you describe her like this in class? After all, people are young people and should have such vitality!

A: It can't be like that!

B: Then tell me how to take this course.

A: it should be served like this. "Students, let's start the class now!"

Oh, my God! What class is this? The whole battle. this is ...

A: Before class, say a bad thing first, and rectify the class atmosphere by the way. First of all, I want to criticize our monitor Fang. she ...

B: Stop! Is there anyone in the same class as you? If you want to teach in your way, what will the class be criticized by you?

A: No, it's ... class is a serious matter! Good. Why don't you tell me how to take this course?

In my opinion, how about this one? Let's ask Mr. Ma to come up and talk for himself. what do you think?

Amid everyone's applause, Teacher Ma came up by herself, and she took classes with her classmates in her own way.

B: Find it yourself. Did anyone describe her like this in class?

A: All right then! Let me give you another example. But let me ask you a question first.

Oh, is there a problem?

Do you like snacks?

B: all you ask is nonsense! Let me tell you, everyone here likes to eat snacks.

This is her fault, too.

B: Why is she involved?

A: As soon as she saw the delicious snacks, she was elated and her hand naturally reached out.

B: (pointing to A's hand) Eh! Why do these look like hands? It is a pair of chicken feet!

A: (Clapping B's hand) What are you talking about? Ah, all right! Let's talk about another teacher

B: Here he comes again.

A: Now I also find that there is something wrong with the person in charge of our foreign language department.

Oh, what happened to him?

My hometown accent is too strong.

Well, that's true.

A: To tell the truth, let him be the director of our department.

B: Then let our students' minds, haha!

He: Don't die in a mess! ! !

B: What the hell? Talking to our students in Shandong dialect all day makes me feel awkward!

A: (Shandong dialect) Ah, the exams are at 10: 30, 10: 30 and 10: 30.

B: Besides, the so-called foreign language department director should know a little English! Will he?

(Shandong accent) Come on, go, nod your head to show your agreement, and shake your head to show your disapproval. Thank you very much!

Did you graduate from Shandong English Department? What the hell is this? Not as good as we Shanghainese say!

A: Yes! I heard that you Shanghainese speak standard English. Please say a few words to everyone present.

B: Listen carefully!

A: Come on!

B: (Shanghainese) Come, go, dog, nod, potion (yes), shake, lotus root (no), thank you for asking for rice and selling three grams of oil (VeryMuchThankYou)!

A: Stop! What the hell, is this also called English?

End!