English jokes on April Fool's Day

1. What is the longest word in the world? What is the longest word in the world?

A: Smile. Because there is a mile between the letters s. Smile. Because the two letters s are a mile apart.

2. What questions must you always answer "Yes"? What questions can only be answered? what's up

A: "what do you spell y-e-s?" (When people ask you)? what's up How do you spell it?

3. Where were you when the power went out? Where were you when the power went out?

A: In the dark.

4. What questions can never be answered? what's up Which question can never be answered? what's up )

Are you asleep? Are you asleep? )

5. What tree is always sad? What kind of tree is always sad? )

A: weeping willows. (weeping willows)

6. When can I draw water with a net bag? When can I bag water in a net? )

When water turns into ice.

7. Why are pigs always eating? Why can't pigs finish eating?

He is eating and drinking. It wants to be a pig.

8. Why do people get tired on April Fool's Day? Why do people get tired on April Fool's Day? )

Because they have just made a long March. Because they have just passed a Long March. March; March)

9. What weather is the mouse afraid of? What weather is the mouse afraid of? )

When it rains cats and dogs. Torrential rain)

10. When will the dog refuse to follow its owner? When does a dog refuse to follow its owner? )

A: When their owners go to the flea market. Flea market)

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