Humorous stories of long-lived old people

1 If a person wants to live a long life, he should consult a doctor about the secret of living a long life. The doctor said, first, he is not lustful, second, he doesn't drink, and third, he doesn't eat meat. He said that he was a lecherous and didn't drink or eat meat, so the doctor asked, "What are you going to live for so long?" 2. After Pu arrived in Hangzhou, an alchemist who talked about astronomy and disasters of Yin and Yang asked for an audience. The alchemist is 90 years old, but he is still young and has no feeling of being old at all. Pu Zhengchuan asked him how to live a long life. The alchemist said, "I don't have any secret of longevity either." I usually eat everything, and I don't shy away from eating, but I don't like women. " Pu Zhengchuan bowed his head and thought for a while before saying, "Like you, even if you live to be a thousand years old, what good is it!" The reporter asked an 80-year-old man, "What is the secret of your longevity?" The old man replied, "Don't smoke, don't drink, don't lose your temper." The reporter asked again, "I heard that your brother did the same thing, but why did he die at the age of 60?" The old man replied, "That's because he didn't persist long enough." At this time, the sound of breaking glass bottles came from next door. The reporter quickly asked: "What's going on?" The old man replied, "don't be nervous, that's my father." He smashed the bottle as soon as he couldn't find the cigarette! " I found some similar jokes, hoping to help you. Then the old man said: Just keep a good mood. Suddenly, everyone heard the sound of pots and pans breaking and swearing loudly in the next room. They asked the old man what had happened. The old man said, it doesn't matter, that's my father.