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If God closes a door for you, he will definitely open a window for you

1. After losing the lights, we have a sky full of stars

2. The most stupid person is to treat others as fools

3. There must be pressure External sources, but what really causes us pain is the pressurizer hidden inside

4. Loss reminds us that we must cherish this moment and love this moment with all our heart

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5. Forbearance, don’t tolerate it and turn it into hatred

6. Live every day as "the end of your life", your attitude will be more positive, you will cherish others more, and you will have less time for resentment. I will be more grateful for tomorrow.

7. Losing a love is losing a bad marriage, being divorced is successfully leaving a broken engagement. Failure is to gain the secret of learning good things, and loss is to find the beautiful new moon of rebirth.

8. Helping the wrong person can easily lead to more troubles

9. Brave people live hard, tender people love romantically, and happy people smile enthusiastically. People with low self-esteem secretly curse, short-sighted people are jealous, and selfish people count every detail. How to live and think about what kind of life you have. People don't have hierarchies, but personalities do.

10. Falling in love, living together, and getting married are not simple romantic things. Running a relationship requires love, time, thought, money, sacrifice, tolerance and youth. Being single is the "lightest" thing. You only need to deal with loneliness and control the depression when you are young. After being single for a long time, I am really afraid that my "habit" will become my "attitude" and I will suffer from "apathy". But I always believe that when fate comes, my heart will automatically open to welcome love.

11. Sometimes, when girls engage in ambiguity, they just want to recall the feeling of being desired. Many times, boys engage in ambiguity just to cover up their boredom.

12. Many things can never go back to the past. When facing someone who will only hollow you out, repeated tolerance is not generosity, but stupidity. While suffering in silence, I saw clearly how selfish and mean some people are. It’s not that I can’t afford to hurt you, it’s that you are not worth my pain for you.

13. Confidence is the basic force of life. If you have doubts in your heart, you will not dare to do anything. If you don’t want to do it, you won’t be able to do it. A person without faith is like an egg without a yolk, unable to hatch life. Talk about mood phrases

15. Only an incompetent man will care about women and turn his inferiority complex into distrust of women. An uneducated person would say hurtful words when there is a quarrel in love. Only a man who doesn't have the guts would hit a woman who loves him. Only a woman who has no confidence in herself and no courage to choose love will continue to endure and forgive a man's violence. Dear, your parents treat you as their treasure, how can you let a bad man ruin you?

16. A "friend" who often speaks and hurts you is by no means "straight-tempered and genuine". If he/she is willing to treat you casually, it is because he/she does not take you seriously. You secretly feel uncomfortable but don't want to care about it. As a result, he/she continues to abuse your kindness and criticize you. If you try to resist or talk back, the other person will definitely feel unhappy and will immediately change his face and become unhappy. Friends should be treated with courtesy, help each other grow, and they should choose carefully and be brave.

17. If you are moved by me, I will be moved by you. If you give me freedom, I will only fly around you. If you give me tenderness, I will be your grapefruit

18. For a restless lover, your interrogation and investigation will not mutate the other person’s lovey-dovey genes. How can you be cute if you spend all your time sizing up your lover? If the other person is innocent, your suspicion will severely damage each other's love. The scars of past betrayals should not be claimed from your current partner, and the wounds of previous love should not be scratched and scratched repeatedly, and you should not ask your lover to accompany you in mourning. Putting your mind in the wrong place will only end up exhausted and confused.

19. Don’t want to waste time and energy talking about other people’s private matters. Talking about others has no effect on improving yourself, but instead lowers your own style. Be careful of those "friends" who always like to comment on others. Your agreement may become a topic for them to betray you in the future.

20. Whether you are successful or not, you should be humble to the end. When a person is humble, there is more room in his heart to be a better person. Women should not treat themselves as princesses/queens in front of others. If you raise your head too high, people will only see the ugly nostrils. A noble aura is not shown by putting on airs, but by talking and smiling.

21. Love is the lightest and loneliest when waiting. Love is most tempting and most artificial when it is ambiguous. Love is the most tolerant and most self-deceptive when it is passionate. Love is the simplest and most nostalgic when it is used to it. Love is the most speechless and the most frightening when it is revealed. Love is the most greedy and heart-wrenching when it's cheating. Love is the ugliest and heartless when it changes its heart.

22. Love should be the happiness of two people, not each other’s burden.

23. Don’t be afraid of being denied by others. Only you can decide the direction and end of your life. Don't be afraid of being rejected. The synonym of rejection is actually vitality. Don’t be afraid of being criticized. Our value does not lie in other people’s praise or criticism. Bad words are like "overnight breath" one centimeter away. Just hold your breath, turn around and walk away with a smile.

24. I like loneliness because I have tasted the loneliness in the bustle. I like silence because I hate words that don’t make sense. Get used to being strong, because you firmly believe that God helps those who help themselves. Moaning can only evoke comfort and will not solve the problem.

25. Don’t doubt your own abilities, and don’t let other people’s irresponsible and dishonest remarks dampen your enthusiasm for working hard to be yourself. Don't take it seriously when people who don't know you criticize you. If a person who is not in love says harsh words, it is just because of his own emotional problems. For those who are not worthy of our seriousness, we will immediately flush them down the toilet and ignore them. If you want to doubt, doubt the gossip in your ears. Encourage yourself to live a more exciting life and make them more jealous and continue to fart. 2020 Classic Talk - When I meet you, I open a door, and behind the door is paradise

It is obviously something that does not matter, but once I suddenly say that I want it, over time, I really want it. Mu Xiaofeng, I want you. ——"Mu Xiaofeng's Love Years"

Sometimes I love you, but more often I love you. ——"So You're Still Here"

We all thought we could die for love. In fact, love can't kill anyone. It will only stick a needle in the most painful place, and then we will cry. Tears, we toss and turn, we become healed after a long illness, we become steel after being tempered a hundred times. You are not the wind, and I am not the sand. No matter how lingering we are, we will never reach the end of the world. ——"To our dying youth"

Actually, I don’t have to wait for you, but if I wait, I won’t be able to wait for others. ——"Morning Dew Ruoyan"

If that person ever appeared in the world, everyone else would become a general! And I don't want to give in. ——"Why is the Shengxiao silent"

I can't give you the whole world, but I will give you all of my world. ——"Never Forget"

The first step is to raise your head. Step two, close your eyes. In this way, tears flowed into my heart. I remembered that I never disliked you, and those ugly words that made you sad were all my lies. ——"Time is a flower that grows twice"

Yan Xi, if you don't have me waiting for you at home, don't forget the way home. ——"Ten Years of Gentleness"

For the rest of my life... never leave! You are mine...and I am yours. ——"Unique in the World"

I know what she wants, but I can't give it to her. Jingwan, what I gave to you can never be given to anyone else again. ——"No Time to Say I Love You"

I have been secretly in love with him for a long time. If I don't walk in front of him, he will never see me. ——"The Secret Buried by Time"

Time did not wait for me, it was you who forgot to take me away. ——"The Summer Solstice Has Not Yet Arrive"

We stay together year after year, and never leave each other until we grow old together. ----------"Sauvignon Blanc"

If happiness is not in Paris, it must be elsewhere.

But there is no Paris in my world, only you. ——"There is no Ferris wheel in Paris"

You like me because I am a good person, but you love him, even if he is the wrong person. ——"Allow me to look at you"

When I meet you, I open a door, and behind the door is heaven. ——"It turns out that love is very sad"

Your heart is the place I want to come back to even if I go to the end of the world. ——"Warm String"

It turns out that tears can really last forever, but heaven is not as good as your smile for me. ——"How Far is the Distance of a Light Year"

The moment you turned around, my life was bleak. ——"Why is the Shengxiao silent"

If I had been brave, would the ending have been different? If you persisted at that time, the memories would be different. ——"There was a person who loved me as much as life" Missing is a window that cannot be closed

1. While the sun is shining, cherish every inch of time we spend together.

2. Just because of you, missing you is a window that cannot be closed.

3. Only with peace can you live a serious life. Only a woman who lives a serious life will be loved by others and loved by God.

4. Everyone should update a planned route in their heart from time to time. The desire will be irrigated with time and thoughts, and it will form fruits.

5. Everyone has their own expectations and definitions. In the new year, please know how to endure the pain of loss first, and then actively seek joy and happiness.

6. Friends who have been struggling in pain for a long time or are experiencing pain, remember that there is a world in which you are the protagonist, and your every word and deed can attract great attention. is its keynote, and the world wants warm atmosphere, happy tunes and exciting playing.

7. Only after we lose it do we understand what we have had, but only after we get it do we know what we have been missing.

8. If you walk on a road for too long, you will hesitate or even be afraid. You don't know what secrets lie ahead. The more you want to know, the more uneasy you become. But if you look back, you will still applaud yourself. It doesn’t matter how much you get, the key is how difficult it was along the way.

9. Happiness is prepared for those who shed tears of sadness, those who pursue and try hard, because only these people know how to cherish those people who appear in their lives.

10. Let go of one thought and feel at ease.

11. We all endure for the sake of happiness. When you discover that the reality of love is your real goal in finding a partner, I believe you will have a love that is 100 times better than you imagined.

12. Since you have chosen a distant place, you have to go through hardships and hardships. Don’t forget why you set out just because you’ve gone too far. When moving forward, don't always look back. Once you make a choice, there is no way back.

13. Three hundred and sixty-five miles, through spring, summer, autumn and winter, from hometown to foreign land, from boyhood to old age. It may be hard work and lonely, but it must be a rich fortune, even if it is spiritual, it cannot be underestimated.

14. Because of love, you can endure many of its ruthless aspects. This is called love.

15. Memories are a bridge, but they are a prison leading to loneliness. But there are still some people who are willing to stay alone in an empty prison for the rest of their lives.

16. Although you and I are destined, we have not practiced enough. You and I can only get to know each other, but we cannot stay together.

17. Maintain an optimistic and positive attitude at all times, do not judge anything negatively, and be with positive people, and you will find a different scenery.

18. Follow me and feel moved when you step on the beach with your feet. I don’t need the gentleness of the sea.

19. Many people feel that they are unhappy because they do not have the intention to feel happiness; if they do not have a heart that is good at feeling happiness, and do not sit down quietly and appreciate the tranquility of happiness, happiness will fade away inadvertently. Gently flow away.

20. Forgetting is a kind of grace, and being willing is a kind of wisdom. Even if you fail in one thing, there is always a door still open for your dreams

Introduction: Time is really magical, you never know how it will change you. In other words: vegetables, bitter beer, boring books, and even people that I once disliked were all unpleasant to me, but one day I fell in love with them all.

1. Human beings always lack self-confidence, advance and retreat, stop and go, constantly depleting themselves, and constantly depleting themselves again.

2. Weak people always like to use reasons to explain results.

3. Regardless of whether you are single or married, the best state for women is to respect each other, ignore other people’s business, not show off your own superiority, let alone show any affection. The more women grow up, the more they know how to be restrained and self-sufficient. In this world You do not exist alone. Be silent, don't speak ill of others, stay away from women you don't like, and just be yourself. You don't live just to please others, nor to show off what you have. No one cares, more people are watching the joke.

4. Love is like a colorful balloon. No matter how gorgeous the color is, it cannot withstand a prick from the tip of a needle.

5. In this world, no matter how you treat a person, he will treat you the same way. To say that love should be selfless is not to say that it is noble, but to say that people's hearts are very different. You shouldn't expect anything in return when you give. I repay my luck, but not my fate.

6. Those tears that are forced to be held back often end up giving way to a word of comfort.

7. Excessive consideration of other people’s feelings is a kind of disapproval of oneself. When you consider what others think of everything you do, you are actually giving up on yourself. People who always live in the eyes of others mean that they have never existed.

8. I don’t believe in the texture of the palm, but I believe in the power of the palm and the fingers.

9. Every journey to a foreign culture can be a new coordinate for life to return to zero, and the innocent heart of Xinxinran will be lively and brilliant again.

10. Don’t hate someone you loved, don’t ask about the reason for breaking up, and don’t plead for the possibility of getting back together. No matter how difficult life is, in the end you will always find someone you are willing to be silly with. No one can bear all your sorrows. There will always be a time when people have to learn to grow up on their own. Turn around and make yourself happy, that is the most true thing. I thought I was afraid of the farewell moment, but it turns out that I was also afraid of reunion.

11. Our present life is just a handful of time borrowed from the years, bearing our own names and following the rhythm of our own lives.

12. Love is always so strange. It obviously cares about everything, but in the end it forgives everything.

13. If you don’t welcome the future and don’t love the past, every moment of the present is the only moment of life. If you live well in the moment, you will live a good life.

14. To make your future easy and effortless, you must be determined to let go of the past.

15. Many years ago, I had a mobile phone like this. It could only store 200 text messages. It was full of memories. Whenever it was full, I had to delete them carefully. Give it up and keep hers. At that time, I really wanted a mobile phone that could store 500 text messages. Now, I have a mobile phone that can store unlimited text messages, but I can never find a mobile phone that can be with me. The person who chatted with 200 text messages...

16. True tenacity should be thorough when crying, cheerful when laughing, vivid when speaking, and not hesitating when doing.

17. Love in infancy follows this principle: "I love others because I am loved." Love in maturity follows this principle: "I am loved because I love others." Immature Mature love is: "I love you because I need you." Mature love is: "I need you because I love you."

18. This rough world will not leave you alone. There is gentleness, always sharp and harsh, but when strength speaks, everything is fair.

19. When people are vulnerable, they will become insecure, and when they are insecure, they will become sensitive and have random thoughts, especially when they encounter someone they care about. Therefore, you can only gain peace of mind by making yourself independent and strong.

20. Being busy with something does not necessarily mean you are tired. Only when you don’t know why you are busy are you really tired.

21. Don’t let yourself down and don’t wrong others.

22. If you are a lion and others call you a dog, you will not really become a dog, so there is no need to be angry about it; if you are a dog and others praise you as a lion, you will also You won't really turn into a lion, so you don't have to be happy about it. Therefore, other people's praise will not make you better; other people's criticism will not make you worse. There is nothing to cling to. Don't care too much about other people's opinions, just be the best version of yourself.

23. Don’t take other people’s maps and find your own way.

24. I finally understand that some roads can only be walked alone. Those who have invited people to go with them will spend time together in the rainy season, but one day they will eventually be separated at a certain ferry.

25. The so-called happiness means having a grateful heart, a healthy body, a satisfying job, a lover who loves you deeply, and a group of trustworthy friends.

26. Everyone’s heart is a city. Love can captivate a city, or it can destroy a city. After all, this city still belongs to others, and the attackers we have been waiting for all our lives either come too early or come too late.

27. If two people love each other, no matter how long it takes, if they break up one day, please don’t resent each other, but thank the other person for giving you a good time. Some people say that the other person doesn't actually love them, but just used and deceived them. Even so, do not resent, but despise. Resentment is a strong emotion. The important principle in life is to save emotion. Contempt is not to waste emotion on people who are not worthy of it.

28. In "Ashes of Time", Maggie Cheung was dressed in red, tired and ambiguous, leaning against the window, and said lightly: "I always thought I won, until one day I saw Only when I looked in the mirror did I realize that I had lost. In my best moments, the person I loved the most was not by my side." 29. It is not easy for you to know what you want. There is no need to go. Change yourself for those so-called labels.

30. If, in the end, the person around me is really not you. After going through so many ups and downs, we will eventually separate. If the story comes to the end, there will be other people around us. If memories, promises and determination to love each other become small and vulnerable in the face of reality. No matter what happens in the future, no matter what the ending is. Now I am still willing to love persistently.

31. If you can’t find a reason to persist, then find a reason to start over. Life is that simple.

32. The reason why I am so unhappy is probably because I take others too seriously.

33. In the end, we will all learn that the most important thing in interacting with others is not sweet words, appearance or money, but whether you and him have the same view of the world and attitude towards life. In the adult world, only people with the same values ??will be more comfortable and lasting together.

34. Love is also a good friend: I would rather leave proudly than exist humblely; I would rather give up with a smile than have it with tears.

35. Don’t ask others whether they love you or not. No matter how they answer, they will always be negative. When a person loves you, he will not hide and avoid you, but will use various methods to let you know.

36. Do what you are afraid of doing, and then you will find that it is nothing more than that.

37. In fact, the most comfortable and reassuring feeling for a person is to feel that he is a good person.

38. If the other person doesn’t reply to your message, don’t wait. If you don’t have the blessings of the most important person on your birthday, don’t comfort yourself that he forgot because he was busy. You promised to be with them forever. Friends, if you don’t even greet each other in the end, don’t lie to yourself with the theory that true friends don’t need constant contact. My dear, don't be stupid, he doesn't think you are that important. There is no such thing as forgetting in this world, only not wanting to remember at all.

39. Three methods can solve all problems: accept, change, and leave.

40. Why do old confidants never become old friends in the end? The strangers in the next year will be so-and-so who was the closest to us yesterday.

Postscript: When we are young, there are always many things that we cannot keep, such as the time that has gone far, such as withered emotions; there are always many things that are difficult to let go, such as the dreams we pursue, such as the love in our hearts; face Regarding the unknown factors on the way forward, when the road is impassable, don't be nostalgic for the scenery that has passed, and don't look back at the journey. If you fail in one thing, there is always a door still open for your dreams.