Friends interactive joke

You can search Erqi Road on the Internet. There are many latest jokes on it.

1. The students interviewed a big company and accepted two people, about fifty or sixty people to sign up. The exam question is: let the examiner remember himself in the shortest time. My classmate gave the examiner a mouth without saying a word and turned and ran away. Told to go to work the next day, he thought for a long time and gave up.

The hardest thing this summer is the boys. Walking in the stairwell, looking up is a rogue, looking down is also a rogue ... walking on the road, a gust of wind blows, looking up is a rogue.

3. Sometimes I really don't know why I need this smart phone. I've been charging. What's the difference between this and the landline! ! !

4. In the early morning. Song Renzong glanced at the ministers majestically and was furious: "Why isn't Bao Zheng here? ! ""Long live the reunification, isn't Bao Zheng here? " The Eight Immortals pointed to Bao Zheng Road at a loss. Song Renzong: "Oh, look at his head. I thought he wasn't there. "

Every time I encounter difficulties, I will take out my wallet and look at my wife's photo. Then say to yourself, "What's there to be afraid of? Don't lose heart, is there anything more difficult than her? "

6. What have you been up to recently? There's nothing to be busy about. First, invest in sports; Second, engage in charity. A: Successful people! B smiled and took out a lottery ticket and a two-color ball from his bag.

7. A friend from the north is in Chongqing on business. It's his first time to eat hot pot, and he can't get used to the seasoning of Chongqing hot pot. He called the waiter and asked, "Do you have sesame sauce?" The waiter said with a pure Chongqing accent, "No, there is poker."

8. The status of a netizen: Ghosts and monsters are in a meeting. "Although Tang's monk's meat is delicious, the Monkey King is not easy to handle. His weapon is very powerful. We can't use him as a stick. " "What if you can accept it?" "The next ... the next is the moment to witness the miracle."

9. Seeing that other people's property is over 100 million,1000 million, and billions in their twenties, I will be 5 million, still pixels ~ ~ ~

10. At noon, a stranger called, hung up and texted back: "What's up? What about the exam? " Received a text message: "Then I will send you an express tomorrow, and have a good exam."

1 1. Sharing a house outside, a new colleague just moved here today, and the computer doesn't work. He said simply: the girls on the hard disk are a little shy when they move to a new place, and they are embarrassed to meet people. Another colleague said: Girls, don't hide, my brother knows you.

12. soaking in MM is like hanging a penguin, the key is persistence. You insist on spending two hours with her every day, so ... it will be sunny soon!

13. A: "What's your name?" B: "Your surname is Li." A: "So long, four words?" ..... black line disease

14. My son has seen photos of Ma Ma's big belly before. One day, the mother threatened her 3-year-old son and said, "If you are not honest, I will eat you back!" " As a result, my son refused and said, "Ma Ma, don't eat me! After you eat ... after you eat, I will stink! !

16. In junior high school, there was a classmate in the class who was so awesome that he fell asleep as soon as he started class and didn't wake up until after class. One day, he was ten minutes late. The math teacher saw him and said, "You can't be late again, or you will get insufficient sleep!" " "

18. One day, I invited my friends to dinner. I guess I ate too much, and I kept burping in the car: "Uh, uh, uh ..." There was a rabbit sitting on his mother's lap next to him, and he said, "Qu Xiang Xiang Tian Ge ..." The whole car laughed crazy, and I was the only one who stayed there until I got internal injuries. ...

19. The customer specially invited me to dinner today to thank me. A year ago, the third party was getting older, and the forced marriage failed, claiming tens of millions. I suggest the client send her to a high-end EMBA. He spent 600 thousand to send her to school. She suddenly became a heartthrob in her class. I ignored my client in less than two months. -Actually, it was inspired by Zhao Shiceng, a Hong Kong playboy. He said that if you want to dump a woman easily, you should introduce her to a better man than yourself.

20. When a woman complains, a man should never give a solution, just go along with her. Example: Traffic jams are really annoying! Why not go the other way? Wrong. I told you we should leave early! All wet. I'll drive next time. Very wrong. Yeah, it's annoying. That's right. Yes, it is annoying. Let's go to eat delicious food later! A pair of big ones. Yeah, it's annoying. We'll eat delicious food and buy you clothes later. That's right!