Ten people perform jokes.

The top ten men's jokes are as follows:

1. A middle-aged man is reading a magazine. His wife came up to him and asked him, "Honey, what are you looking at?" He replied, "I'm reading an article about how to be a sullen male god." After hearing this, the wife immediately put her hand on his knee and said, "You have become a model of a sullen male god."

In high school, at noon, everyone rushed to the canteen. The PE teacher squatted at the entrance of the canteen to select sprinters.

There is a donkey grinding in the mill. Suddenly, it received an urgent letter. After reading the letter, it rushed to the post office to post it. Continue to pull the mill after you come back. When the miller saw it, he said to the donkey in surprise, "Your feet are so fast." .

4. Mom: "Baby, what do you want for your birthday"? Xiaoming: "I want a lovely teddy bear". Mom: "OK, I'll buy it for you". Xiao Ming: "Thank you, Mom! But I don't want any more bears. I want a beautiful Barbie doll! "

Husband: "Honey, do you know why I like coffee?" Wife: "I don't know, why?" Husband: "Because coffee tastes bitter and sweet, just like my life".

6. The teacher asked Xiao Ming in class, "Xiao Ming, if I give you two cats and two more cats, how many cats do you have?" Xiao Ming replied, "Five". The teacher asked in surprise, "How could it be five?" Xiaoming said, "Because my family already has a cat." .

7. A toad doesn't think about rice with his latest tea, but he lives on a mosquito. The mosquito said, "Brother, don't draw blood in the future. You look very thin. " .

8. A school organized an exam. It's time for the exam. Suddenly, someone shouted, "The teacher is coming!" The whole class immediately sat up straight in their seats and waited for the teacher. At this moment, the teacher came in and said angrily, "Who shouted just now! Didn't come. "

9. After his son came home, he excitedly told his father, "The teacher said, how can you sweep the world if you don't sweep a house?" Dad was silent for a while and said, "Son, I am happy when you are happy." After home cleaning, don't worry. "

10, a father and son got lost during hunting. They walked and walked for several days. Finally, I found a small house in the deep forest. They went in, only to find a witch inside. The witch said, "Do you want to go out? Then be my mouse. "