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What wonderful names have you seen?

Speaking of names, I have seen some wonderful ones. They laughed from ear to ear at that time, but they didn't feel funny after that. I just think the name is too interesting, the world is rare, and it is too talented.

1. Feng.

Feng's homonym is Horri-bull, a classmate of my class. When I first entered junior high school, the head teacher called people by name, but when it came to calling Feng, we thought the head teacher was cursing and suddenly became silent. Suddenly, a boy came running from outside the classroom, panting in front of the class teacher, made a gesture and shouted "Here". Our class saw his chubby appearance and added his name.

It happened that he was sitting in our front row. Feng's deskmate Zhou Jun smiled and asked him strangely, "Who named you? It's really wonderful and ugly. " Feng explained, "My grandfather helped me choose it. My last name is Feng and my first name is Daniel. They said I wish I were as strong and diligent as an ox. I feel terrible. My primary school classmates used to call me Niu. " Zhou Jun gave me a thumbs-up sign. Ha ha!

2. Zhu Zhu

This is a girl's name. My cousin's daughter is three years old. Her homonym is pig. Whenever I pick her up, she is as heavy as a pig, fat for nothing, and often laughs. She loves sleeping, which gives me the impression that she is a pig.

This name is also wonderful. Why is my cousin's daughter called Zhu Zhu? I think of Pig Bajie. His ugly and lazy appearance makes me feel funny and cute. Later, my cousin told me that when I named her daughter, I just wanted her to be cute and charming, so that when she grew up, she would not have so much trouble and work so hard.

3. Spermatogenesis

This name sounds unlucky, and so does Shi Boming. I don't know what's good about this name. ?

I saw it when I was studying, working as a cashier in the school Internet cafe and getting a card. When I saw the name, I was more shocked than surprised. That's great. There are people in the world who dare to take such a name. I dare not think, isn't Shi Boming dying? Well, I can't laugh at the name.

These beautiful names really let my eyes see, and finally see the world.