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Funny sentences for couples to show their affection

Sometimes I just want to post some funny and humorous love sentences, because I can express my feelings without losing the daily life in them. Below is the content of humorous sentences for couples showing affection that I have compiled. I hope it can help you.

Humorous sentences for couples to show their affection (popular)

1. Watching you leave, I choose to endure thousands of years of loneliness and thousands of years of torment alone. Only in this way can we keep all your beauty in my mind. I don't care how much pain there is under the Naihe Bridge. I'm just waiting for you for ten lifetimes. It’s just that I am deeply in love and have been separated for thousands of years. How can I bear the pain of endless lovesickness?

2. Why choose to hurt someone when you care so much about someone? Use attacks to test the bottom line, use harm to test the bottom line. Come and ask for love! The past that cannot be returned, the helpless willfulness, the heartbreak, the two of them experience it!

3. In the long river of time, I want to hold hands with you, never leave, and enjoy every bit of it. of happiness. Keep a calm mind and experience plain but real happiness in the trivial things in life. There is a kind of true love that does not change with the passage of time, and its passion will not be rubbed away by tiny dust. Even after the prosperity fades, the mellow luster still shines, and what is deposited is the smile side by side in wind and rain.

4. In the depths of time, staying together on the water side may be happiness for you and me. In these watching years, at both ends of the world, when your eyes float from the branches and leaves, are they filled with my figure? Just like when I look at you. My eyes are filled with tears. I look into the distance and think about the unpredictable future. I think you must be saying goodbye to me, and there must be a reluctant parting and a caring attachment in your eyes. I think you can tell me that I can do it, I can do it. There is an opportunity to step out.

5. Love is when you sit next to him, even if you do nothing, you will feel very happy.

6. It’s my fault that my face is not outstanding and I can’t keep your dancing eyes.

7. If your lips are dry, let me kiss you. Don’t let the lipstick take advantage of you.

8. The happiest thing is that when you want to hug someone, they will hug you tighter.

9. The best thing is that when there are crowds of people, you naturally hold my hand tightly.

10. If the whole world speaks ill of you, I will speak words of love to you in my last life.

11. My three heartbeats in the first half of my life, the first time was when my name was called by the teacher in class, the second time was when I stepped on the empty step, and the third time was when you smiled at me.

12. The best feeling is that when I look towards you, you are already staring at me.

13. I may not feel the same way as you, but I can be your best listener.

14. A conversation between a pair of newlywed friends. Bride: Tell me, will we be together in the next life? Groom: Fool, you asked this question in your previous life. ?

15. The happiest thing is that a bad-tempered girl has a good-tempered boy who always spoils her.

16. My fault was not that I didn’t try to keep you when you wanted to leave. My fault was that I knew you had to leave, so I turned away first.

17. When I was young, I drank a glass of wine you brewed. Now my temples are gray, but I am still drunk.

18. I have traveled many roads, crossed many bridges, seen clouds many times, and drank many kinds of wine, but I have only loved one person at his best age.

19. I can give up an entire forest for a big tree, as long as that big tree belongs completely to me.

20. From passion to family affection, from touching to gratitude, from romance to staying together. The longer time goes by, the less willing I am to leave you. This is called a lover.

21. In the world of love, I have nothing and know nothing. In the small station of love, I hope you are the first visitor and the eternal host, accompanying me and pampering you. Me; for the rest of my life!

Humorous quotes for couples showing affection (selected)

1. Being able to meet and know each other and fall in love with you in the vast sea of ??people is the biggest blessing in my life Dream; let me realize my dream; let me carve your shadow deeply in my heart, I can't forget it!

2. For so many years, I have been looking for the ideal love , but no one can touch me at the first moment like you, and it moves me more and more deeply.

3. The most unforgettable thing is your smile. When it blooms on your face, I seem to feel a spring breeze blowing, warm and melting my heart.

4. I really want to nestle in your arms and feel your warmth; I really want to have your broad shoulders and feel your care; I really want to have your gentle words and feel your tenderness; I really want to With your gentle kiss, I feel your sweetness; I really want to have your most affectionate hug and feel your love for me!

5. Because they only like that one person, because they only do it for That one waits.

6. How long can you love someone? I have been thinking about this sentence in my heart, how long can you love someone? Is it a lifetime? Or a moment? I don’t know, because I am still in love, because I am still in love. Not forgotten.

7. When a love breaks up, there may be someone else waiting for you. Why not put aside everything in the past and try to accept a new relationship again. Maybe you have loved to the point of being scarred, try to forget everything, give yourself a free sky, and give yourself a reason to be free. Holding on to what you have left behind will only aggravate the feeling of missing you, and will only make you confused for a lifetime in depression.

8. Snowflakes were flying outside the window. I suspected it was your footsteps. I raised my head shyly. Outside the window, the snow was still flying in the breeze, and it drifted to the depths of my memory. So, let me tell you, I really Miss you!

9. If life starts over, my lover? It will still be a long and windy journey, still running tirelessly? Let us hold hands tightly!

10. I have had countless dreams, and you were in every dream. I have had countless fantasies, and you were in every fantasy. I have prayed hundreds of times, and you have been in every prayer. May fate allow me to see you, hear you, and have you.

11. You are the most important person in my life. No matter what kind of life you live, I will spend it with you. No matter where you go, I will stay with you. You are the first man in my life and you will be the last one, unless you don’t want me anymore. , you don’t love me anymore, unless you tell me personally that I don’t love you anymore, I don’t want you anymore, unless you say these words to me personally, no power can separate us.

12. If you like someone, there will be no pain. Loving someone may involve long-term pain, but the happiness you give me is also the greatest happiness in the world.

13. I finally discovered that there is abundant love in this world, and I cannot live up to it. So I want to say to you, I love you, please listen?

14. If my existence brings you any burden, you just need to blow a breath, and I will float away with the wind. Because love is not a burden.

15. In the arduous journey of life, may we become two bright lights, illuminating each other and warming each other.

16. In the world of love, I have nothing and know nothing. In the small station of love, I hope you are the first visitor and the eternal host, accompanying me and pampering you. Me; all my life.

Popular humorous sentences for couples to show affection

1. The ups and downs and cruelty of reality have not made you and I turn around. We hold hands all the way, help each other, understand each other's preferences, and listen. The voices of each other please each other's laughter and soothe each other's scars. In all things in this world, you are with us in this world. We plan for blessings and misfortunes, and you will never leave me. The whirlpool of love is filled with the vicissitudes of life between you and me.

2. It is a kind of sadness to never meet someone who makes you fall in love completely for once in your life! There is no heartbeat, no yearning, no tossing and turning, no secret laughter, no inexplicable crying. Ever? This is not a complete life!

3. Anyone asks me how many times I have been in love, and the answer is twice.

Once he loved me and I didn't love him. Once I loved him, he didn't love me. Good love is always next time.

4. Because of love, the fireworks are gone and there is no emotion. With you, I am willing to be the spring breeze that stirs up the catkins. Because of love, there is a feeling of sadness that a person is gone, a curtain of rain falls, and sadness fills Jiangnan Road. Because of love, I have a face that is sad for you and smiles for you. Later, all this disappeared after the separation.

5. My eyes and my heart are irrevocably following your figure, silently paying attention to everything about you. If you are happy, I will feel happy; if you are sad, my heart will be sad and uncomfortable. No one knows all this, including you.

6. Life is only a few decades long. Don’t leave any regrets for yourself. Laugh when you want to laugh, cry when you want to cry. Love when you should love. There is no need to suppress yourself.

7. I like every smile of yours. Your smile is bright and innocent. Your laughter can always bring out the flavor of joy and happiness, nourishing the flowers in my heart and never withering. I know this is the power of love.

8. We always think that we love someone very much and will love them forever and wait for them. Until the sea changes color and the sea is dry and the rocks are rotten. When everyone tells us not to be obsessed, he is actually not as good as you think, but we would rather believe in the fairy tales we weave for ourselves than believe what the people around us say.

9. When you are depressed, I am your pistachio. When you are sad, I would like to be your tree of forgetfulness!

10. I miss you deeply and miss you dearly. My love, do you know? For me, your smile is the most important!

11. Happiness should be accompanied by sadness, and the sky should be sunny after the rain. If there is still rain after rain, if there is still sadness after sadness, please let us calmly face the parting after parting. Smile and look for an impossible you

12. If there is an afterlife, I will definitely love you well. I hope that when we turn around, we can see each other! Instead of leaving in the opposite direction.

13. When we fall in love with someone, we actually fall in love with a feeling, a feeling that only he can give. Not loving someone is because the feeling is gone. If you don’t love it anymore, you don’t love it anymore. It’s useless no matter how hard you try.

14. In fact, I am always behind you, I just need you to look back.

15. The passage of time should be a time of good times and good times. Even if there are thousands of customs, who can I tell them to?

16. How can I die if I have achieved success? I am willing to be a mandarin duck and not envy the immortals.

17. The sun rises in the east and rains in the west. There is no sunshine but there is sunshine.

18. Red beans grow in the south, and they sprout many branches in spring. I hope you will pick it up more often. This is the most loved thing.

19. The bonus fades easily like a man’s will, and the endless water flows like Nong’s sorrow.

20. Just break the flowers when they bloom, but don’t wait until there are no flowers left.

21. Huanjun Mingzhu sheds tears, wishing we could meet each other before we were married.

22. How can we live together and die differently when we are only shadows in the world?

23. We are married as husband and wife, and our love for each other is unquestionable.

24. The candle wishes to say goodbye, but the substitute weeps until dawn.

25. The noise and brightness of the world, the joy and happiness of the world, are like clear streams, in the wind, in front of my eyes, passing by, and warmth gushes out like spring water. I have no extravagant expectations. , I just want you to be happy and not sad.

26. With you, I lose myself. Without you, I hope that I will be lost again.

27. The purpose of experiencing youth once in a lifetime is to listen to the sound of flowers blooming once, watch the silence of flowers falling once, and then go away.

28. There is no eternal love in life. A relationship without an ending will always end; a person who cannot have it will always forget it. In life, no pain lasts forever. No matter how deep the pain is, the wound will always heal. There is no obstacle in life that cannot be overcome. You cannot sit by the obstacle and wait for it to disappear.

　29. You can only find a way to get through it. In life, there is no giving up easily. As long as you persist, you can complete an elegant turn and create eternal glory!

30. Maybe we were all brave and persevering, but in the confrontation with Father Time, we Never a winner.