Who has a cold joke? Can I have some? Any story about the white rabbit will do, thank you.

1. What medicine will be lost most?

Answer: ginseng, because of strangers.

2. Moderator: For example, if you want to buy this, how can you resist the price?

Vision Wei: Well ... (embarrassed to laugh) ... this is the national unified retail price.

3. A fat woman went to see a slimming doctor. The doctor said that if you eat two pieces of bread and an apple, you will lose a lot of weight in a month! A week later, the woman called the doctor and said, should I eat two pieces of bread and an apple before or after meals?

4. A polar bear has been plucking its hair ... it's so cold!

5. Children in Chen Chen wipe their hands directly on their clothes after eating, and Chen Chen says that the white clothes you wear when you wipe your hands become camouflage clothes!

6.SX said that the beautician said that his skin was dry and he needed to use that hydrating cream more. CC said that you might as well use Nongfu Spring.

7. A medium-rare steak and a medium-rare steak meet without saying hello. Why? Because we don't know each other well. ...

8. What kind of person is Spider-Man?

A: Loser, because he is Spider-Man.

What color is Spider-Man?

Answer: White, because he is Spider-Man.

9. Vision Wei: What is the difference between falling from the second floor and falling from the twentieth floor?

What a childish face: although I heard this, I still want to ask, is there any difference?

Chen Chen looks sweaty: He fell from the second floor ... Dad ... Ah. Fell from the twentieth floor ... Ah ... Lying down.

10. Q: "What do you want to choose YHM?"

Chen Chen: "Because we are all handsome."

1 1. Xiao Bai looks like his brother. Why?

The truth (image) came out.

12. Sit on a skateboard in the morning ... and move forward with your hands supported. ..

Reporter: Chen Chen, what are you doing?

Chen Chen said quietly: Yesterday was not the Dragon Boat Festival .. I was rowing a dragon boat. ...

13. A turtle built a house, gave a medicine name and covered it in the middle. The tortoise built another house, gave another medicine name and covered it in the middle. That little turtle is crazy. He built more than 300 houses in one breath, and gave him another medicine name. It was so big.

14. When the express train went to Xiangxi, it was surrounded by mountains and the road was slippery. Chen Chen said: "Director, if we fall down, the Happy Boys won't have to be broadcast!"

15. Finally, the host said that there was a gift for Chen Chen.

CC: Really? That's great. Can you come again tomorrow?

16. On the breakfast table, YHM sprayed oil all over his face while eating soup packets. Xixi sat next to the child brought back by YHM and said, "Do you regret being with him?" What a shame, isn't it? "

18. At lunch, I asked Ah Hu and Yue, "Chengde has Lulu, but Changde has what?" ?

19. Chen Chen asked Jason: Jason, what will happen if the shark accidentally eats mung beans?

Jason thought for a long time and couldn't answer! ~ so is everything else,

Chen Chen said with a smile: Mung bean shark! ~ ha ...

20. A black cat and a white cat are walking on the road together. As a result, the white cat fell into the ditch What did the black cat say when the white cat climbed up?

The black cat said, "Meow ~ ~"

2 1. At lunch, Tang Xiao said, "Last night, I was in the toilet when I suddenly heard Vision Wei fans shouting downstairs: Vision Wei! Almost made me constipated. " (Laughter).

Chen Chen said, "Oh, I'm sorry." (Cold) After a while, I asked him, "Did it succeed later?"

22. When the super girl entered the castle, everyone moved their luggage. Some people play tricks and bring the awakened box into the room of the transcendental girl. According to Chen Chusheng, it was put in the lobby on the first floor. When they woke up, they clumsily carried the box out. At this time, they quietly replied with a blank face: wake up, you are really scheming ~

23. Chen Chen asked the child brought by Ham: "You regret following him. Aren't you embarrassed? " Ham has been laughing.

24. He, Jason and Wang Zhengliang get together to take photos during the break. After posing, the three of them said "Chengdu Sanxia" and then said "three musketeers-three musketeers" in the morning, which reminded me of several similar China English words that were popular in Chengdu before. I didn't expect to do as the Romans do in the morning.

25.5 VCR, CC and He Jie: "We are a breakfast (lunch) group!" (Then He Jie is thinking about a slogan), CC said: "We are a combination of morning (sheng) meals, and then we will have food!"

At lunch, Tang Xiao said, "I was in the toilet last night when I suddenly heard Vision Wei fans shouting downstairs: Vision Wei! Almost made me constipated. " (Laughter).

Chen Chen said, "Oh, I'm sorry." (Cold) After a while, I asked him, "Did it succeed later?"

I just saw this today and everyone laughed. It's just, what if I don't tell cold jokes in the morning

26. Chen Chen participated in the recording of "Tai Ke Le" on Zhejiang Satellite TV. During the recording, Chen Chen said that he would give Liu Yiwei an English question, and then put up four fingers and asked him how to say it in English. Liu replied that it was four, then bent four fingers and asked how to say this in English. Liu thought for a long time and didn't answer. Finally, Chen Chen revealed that the answer was wonderful (bend four) and brilliant.