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A keel, a tangerine peel and two jokes.

A teacher held a wedding. In order to add a festive atmosphere to congratulate the new couple, each research group wrote a pair of couplets and sent them.

The first one was written by a political group:

Part I: Creating a harmonious society is not class oppression.

Bottom line: A few in and a few out are not barbaric invasions, creating a new generation.

Horizontal criticism: life lies in movement.

The China team wrote.

The first part: lovers, new beds, new bedding, sharing new love.

Bottom line: Pain, itching, comfort, and doing good deeds together.

Horizontal approval: welcome on the street.

The math team also wrote

Uplink: open brackets solve the square and only seek the root.

Descending: insert a straight line through the center of the circle to the end point.

Horizontal batch: 0 is greater than 1.

History group

The first part: The beauty who attacked Pearl Harbor at night was frightened.

Part II: Two atomic bombs, Japan and Germany surrendered.

Horizontal batch: World War II.

medical department

Part I: A keel can reduce fever, relieve itching and promote fluid production.

The second part: two pieces of dried tangerine peel, reducing swelling, resolving phlegm and quenching thirst.

Horizontal batch, effective in one day!