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King Kong Terminator of Laxi Kingdom 3 1. Jean Reno's steel egg is the cutest prisoner in prison, but it always causes trouble. Steel eggs especially like chatting with roommates, never knowing where, when and what to talk about. Steel egg will fight with any roommate in two hours. (Steel egg: Don't chew with one tooth all the time, or your cheeks will be deformed. You are like a friend of mine. His face looks like an ass, and he always chews with one tooth, so he becomes a fat prisoner who eats with one tooth. @! U dollars! ^$! *%^! & amp%^! ) The result is always that roommates go to the hospital and steel eggs are confined. This fat man who loves to talk and wants to be beaten is born with divine power, and no one can beat him. The warden couldn't stand it anymore, so he called a psychologist to examine the steel egg. The results show that the brain of steel egg is n times smaller than that of normal people, and the inner bottom of his skull is empty. Psychiatrists refused to be hospitalized because it was a mental hospital, not a hospital for fools. Just when the warden was desperate, Steel Egg finally met her dream roommate: killer Ruby. Ruby didn't speak, didn't get angry, and didn't move. Steel eggs can finally keep talking, and people will keep listening. In Steel Egg's small heart, Ruby is his best friend and the first confidant in his life. Therefore, the steel egg is determined to escape with the ruby. The escape was planned by Gundan's only friend outside, and it was a mess. Steel egg and Ruby ran away easily, and the police and Ruby's enemies chased the world. For a professional killer, the most tragic thing in the world is to elope with a fool. When you call, he will play with Jean Niu Jiao's toys. Burglary. He will talk to the shopkeeper. You let him steal a car, he steals a police car, let him steal another car, and he steals another police car. When everything was settled, the revenge came, and the police came, he confessed without waiting for anyone to speak. "We killed someone, but you have to let us go quickly, and we have to go back to our hometown to open a restaurant." 2< screams and laughs 1, 2, 3,> are all very spoof. Here are four spoof movies: The Sound of Screaming Screams. The first episode focuses on who did it+the sound of screaming. In the second episode, there is no screaming horror movie, and the sound of screaming 2 looks like a supernatural movie. The Wayne brothers said that on the one hand, it was to pay tribute to the classic horror movies that accompanied them to grow up. In Exorcist, Ghost Cry God, Exorcist, 360-degree head turning, sprinkling water and spraying green juice to exorcise demons, Charlie's Angel dressing up, jointly killing evil forces, the famous dove John Woo in Mission Impossible 2, motorcycle racing and monster, cannibal doctors fried people's brains. Voice of fear 3: American version of midnight bell, signs of heaven, matrix 2: reloading and independence day. In addition, several other well-known blockbusters have been put on the "imitation show" by David Zock, the director of Scream 3. The Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter series, which are popular all over the world, are naturally doomed. If you have seen the debut of rapper Eminem, the thriller Cry Out of the Island starring Nicole Kidman and this year's director Ang Lee, Jing Zodiac Jian 4: World War II, Million Dollar Baby, the mantra, Brokeback Mountain, Saw Scare, Mysterious forest village, King Kong 3 (one of the five classic comedies in Britain, spoofing King Arthur and the Knight of the Round Table) 4, five classic youth comedies, American Pie, have finally released their latest series. In this episode, Matt decided to plan an unprecedented camping party and shoot a "big production" movie of his own, so all his brothers went crazy ... If you want to include all the "American Pie" series, I suggest choosing the upcoming DVD9 set series. Meituan 5 streaking is the latest American campus youth comedy in 2006. The audience was deeply attracted by the beautiful group of 1999. The boys and girls in the film are noisy and discuss the fields of love, sex and friendship from the perspective of human nature. This hit comedy is simply adorable. Pai 5 describes a series of stories that happened when a dirty high school student got his girlfriend's "weekend indulgence" and went to a college party. In the film, the hero masturbates and is confused by his girlfriend's father when he has sex with his girlfriend. These things are vaguely similar to us, and he can't help asking, "How far are we from them?" This is the confrontation between capitalist consciousness and socialism. Or are our young people's consciousness and actions internationalized? The film presents the experiences of several young people from a very objective perspective, with almost no subjective comments. The only comment is that in the "streaking activity", the director said with the host's mouth that "people should not be ashamed of every part of themselves, including their genitals". The director shows young people's values and behaviors through images for the audience to comment on. Let society judge. Another highlight of the film is their football match with Jurassic, which seems to be independent of the main line of the film. Actually, on the contrary, the game embodies the spirit of never giving up. This movie tells us that there are not only women in men's lives. The biggest difference between men and women is that men love sports and men like confrontation. Men can enjoy the gentleness of women and the wildness of women in generate. American School is a passionate film, which brings freshness to the audience. Four Weddings and a Funeral Charles is a frequent visitor to weddings. However, he has always had doubts about getting married. But at a country wedding, Kelly, a beautiful American girl, deeply touched his heart. Although Charles learned from his friends that Kelly was a woman who had a rather chaotic private life and specialized in associating with rich people, he refused his friends' carnival plans and went to see Kelly. They had a wonderful evening. But the next day Kelly left him and went back to America alone, which made Charles very uneasy. One by one, Charles's friends began to get married. Two months later, Charles met Kelly at a wedding in London. But just when he regained hope, Kelly introduced her fiance, hamish. Charles was very disappointed. His girlfriend Helena expressed her love to him, but Charles didn't want to deal with it at all. Kelly came to see Charles, and they had another wonderful evening. A month later, Charles received Kelly's wedding invitation. While choosing gifts, Charles met Kelly. Kelly told Charles about her romantic history. Charles impulsively wanted to propose to Kelly, but he couldn't say it. Not long after, Charles went to Kelly's wedding, and disheartened Charles accepted Helena's feelings. Charles' friend Ganos had a heart attack and died suddenly. Charles saw Kelly again at the funeral and expressed his feelings to her. Ten months later, Charles finally decided to marry Helena. But before the wedding, Charles saw Kelly again She has divorced her husband. Kelly's appearance upset Charles. Persuaded by his brother David, he finally told the truth in front of the priest and refused Helena. Kelly came to visit Charles. In the rain, the two kissed tightly together. The two agreed to be together forever, but not to get married. 6 Copiland brothers, Marcus (Sean? 6? 1 Wayne) and Kevin (Malone? 6? 1 Wayne) is African-American. As FBI agents in new york, they have a bad temper, but many villains are afraid because of their quick thinking, quick intelligence in solving cases, fierce hatred and frequent fighting. After the last class on drugs, the two brothers were secretly summoned by their immediate superiors and assigned a new task: to protect the heiress of the huge Wilton Group, that is, the two daughters of Tiffany and Brittany, the big bosses of the consortium. They are now the targets of the robbers. They have already released news that they want to kidnap two people for money, and some people who secretly covet these rich families also plan to harm the two sisters. Copilan, two black brothers, had a whim and came up with a wonderful way to protect the Wheaton sisters: the two black brothers decided to play two white sisters themselves. After hiding it, the two brothers began to prepare the safest protection: silicone, wig, stockings, women's clothes and women's accessories. But looking at the effect after camouflage, these still can't completely turn two rough black brothers into sexy and beautiful twins. Thanks to the forgery experts of the US Federal Bureau of Investigation, they carefully made masks that are almost identical to the two sisters, so that they look very close to the Witton sisters. Now, what detectives disguised as beautiful girls have to do is to convince everyone around them that "they" are the real Wilton sisters, including those colleagues, friends and family members who have close ties with them. They should not only keep their shaky disguise, but also show the unique personality of young and rich white women like the two sisters. At first, the two detectives were able to pretend to be decent, but then there were more and more problems, giving away clues and making a series of jokes. At this time, those bad guys began to shoot ... 7: Before the old man died in an Italian hospital, her beautiful granddaughter Olga arrived by car. The old man told her that there was a box of jewels in Russia. At the same time, two ambulance drivers, a bearded mafia waiting for his wife and children, a cripple in hospital and a doctor are also listening. So, a group of people went to Russia and a handsome tour guide came to meet them. Let's all show our magic and go separately. There are many ironic stories: the doctor's passport was stuffed out of the toilet by a beard and he had to fly around on the plane. Beard always has a problem with the lame. The lame man said, "I'll do it myself" and kicked off a stone pillar. Following the beautiful Olga, the tour guide and the ambulance driver staged scenes such as speeding on the highway, detonating the gas station and turning the car into a submarine ... The beautiful Olga and the handsome tour guide fell in love in this thrilling scene, as if it were golden couple, and love was like oxygen. But it was revealed by the enthusiastic mother of the tour guide. It turns out that he is a policeman of the Cultural Relics Bureau. ...
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