Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - I was chasing a girl, and she asked her best friend to tell me that she didn’t like me.

I was chasing a girl, and she asked her best friend to tell me that she didn’t like me.

Point 1: If her best friend didn’t lie to you, it means that the girl doesn’t like you temporarily. I mean temporarily. The reason is that you didn't attract her.

Point 2: If you still want to pursue her, then the way you "pursue" should change. It should be said that you should not pursue her, but attract her. You should think about the method of "chasing without chasing" from the perspective of "attraction".

Suggestion:

You can keep her cold for a week. If you are too enthusiastic and proactive, she will not adapt. Remember, don’t contact her within a week, and even if you meet her, be more polite than others, because when you don’t “care about” her, your value will increase and you will attract her! A week later, then you find an opportunity to say this.

Words:

1. "Actually, I still like you" (stare at her eyes carefully)

If she still refuses, explain You are still not attracted to her enough. At this time, remember to retreat before advancing, and follow the following techniques.

2. "Actually, I haven't thought about it. I want to be with the real one. I just purely like you" (staring at her eyes carefully)

3." Don't be sad. We can still be "good friends" in the future." (Looking at her eyes carefully and using slightly joking words)

The girl will be stunned at this time, because she won't. Know what your words "really mean", don't wait for her to speak at this time, and then say the following!

4. "However, if you give me a pat on the back and rub my shoulders now, maybe I will agree to marry you as soon as I am happy, and then we will divorce in a week and divide half of your money." Family property. By the way, you are quite rich, right?" (Using slightly joking words)

(Under normal circumstances, girls will say "My family has no money" and other similar words)

5. "Ah, your family has no money? Let's get divorced now. Come on, come with me to the Civil Affairs Bureau for divorce!"

(Under normal circumstances, girls will say "We still have money" If you're not married, why should you get divorced?" and similar words)

6. "That's just one more reason to divorce you" (look into her eyes and smile evilly)

7. "Okay, my dear ex-wife, I won't argue with you anymore. I have other things to do, so I'll take the first step." (Look into her eyes, say it very seriously, and then leave Drop! )

Summary:

When you can complete one step, then I can say that you are attracted to her, and she can’t help but think about what you said and miss you. What I said, in other words, I just miss you! (It is recommended to evolve the above words 50 times in your mind, of course, under the condition of overcoming your inner emotions)