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Beautiful sentences in the May Day circle of friends.
1. In order to prevent me from spending money indiscriminately on May Day, I spent all my money in advance, clean and upright.
What belongs to you should be rightfully owned.
3. My care stops at your side and lets the warmth cover you; My true feelings linger in your heart, let happiness accompany you; My blessing is sent to your eyes, so that happiness can embrace you; I am willing to be happy at work.
I want to get up, but the bed and quilt don't agree.
May Day, I really want to invite you to experience KTV! Do you know what KTV is? K gives you a lesson, T gives you a kick, and finally I make a V gesture! Yes
6. Labor Day is here! Another good day to lose weight!
7. Anyone who despises labor, loves to enjoy it and doesn't respect hard work is wrong and shameful, and should be criticized and blamed by everyone.
8. May Day is coming. Are you still alone? It's not a person. Is it a dog?
9. May Day is Labor Day. Does anyone want to work with me?
10, May Day is coming, I like to sit at home and look at the globe, and I can look wherever I want!
1 1, wearing a red pepper suit, thrift is a virtue and labor is the most glorious. Happy Labor Day!
12, May Day, I want to have a long sleep, but you can let me know when you eat!
13, I'll take you, you bring the bowl, and you cry.
14, small cup, small car, small house, small ticket collar, small fun, small life fire. May 1 ST Labor Day, send a little joke, may you be happy all your life.
15, let all the busyness end, let the hard work stop quickly, let the happy heart stop, and let good luck accompany you all the way. Labor Day is coming, I wish you a leisurely mood and feel the warm sunshine.
16, May Day, I want to travel with my husband. Please recommend whose husband is good.
17, may day, flowers everywhere, good luck, all here; On May 1st, my heart is happy and my smile is as sweet as honey. May day, enjoy the best, everything goes well and happiness accumulates; May 1st, bless you, good friend and true friendship!
18, long time no see, I miss you very much. In this long May Day holiday, I often think of the years in * * *. Find some time, make an appointment, bring blessings and have an extraordinary experience.
19, holiday strategy: take a nap in the morning, sleep in the afternoon, take a nap in the afternoon, and play mobile phone at night.
20. Isn't May Day Labor Day? You can't rest on May Day.
2 1, holiday, buy a globe, the world is so big, you can not only see it, but also walk around.
May is a good time to fly. Would you like to fly with me?
23, busy, busy, hurry to finish the work; Get busy, get busy, and get ready for dinner. It's labor day again. As usual, let's have a picnic together! By the way, don't be stingy, just bring a little.
You need not be curious. I have no story, and I don't want to know you.
May 1 ST is the festival, June 1 ST is the festival, July 1 ST is the festival, August 1 ST is the festival, and September 1 ST is robbery.
26. To be a mature adult, autumn clothes are stuffed into autumn trousers, and autumn trousers are stuffed into socks.
27. Let's be a "little citizen who knows honor and disgrace and loves labor"! Please remember: the fruit of labor is the sweetest!
28. Boss, I worked hard for you for a year. It's your treat on May Day!
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