Seventh grade English jokes

Some English jokes make me laugh, while others are hard to laugh. Although reading English narratives is very simple, we may not understand the humor of English-speaking countries. The following are the seventh grade English jokes I collected for you, for reference only.

Seventh grade English joke one

Mr. and Mrs. Jones seldom go out at night, but last Saturday, Mrs. Jones said to her husband, "There is a good movie at the cinema tonight. Can we go and have a look? "

Mr Jones was very happy about it, so they went, and both of them liked the film.

They got out of the cinema at 1 1 o'clock, got into their cars and started driving home. It's dark. Then Mrs Jones said, "Look, Bill. A woman is running fast along the road, and a man is chasing her. Can you see them? "

Mr Jones said, "Yes, I can." He slowly drove up to the woman and said to her, "Can we help you?"

"No, thank you," said the woman, but she didn't stop running. "My husband and I always run home after watching movies, and the last one washes dishes at home!"

Seventh grade English jokes 2

One day, a lady chatted with her friend and said that the sun is the most beautiful and useful among celestial bodies.

A gentleman present replied, "Yes, madam, the sun is indeed a good object, but in my opinion, it is not as useful as the moon."

"Why is this happening?" The lady asked.

"Because," the gentleman replied, "the moon provides us with light when we really need it at night, and the sun is always with us during the day when we don't need it much."

Seventh grade English joke 3

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"

"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.

"You are a good boy," mother said proudly. "Give you two cents. But why are you so interested in that old woman? "

"She is a candy seller."

Seventh grade English joke 4

Jim and Mary are both patients in a mental hospital. One day, while they were walking by the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep water area. He sank to the bottom. Mary immediately jumped down to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.

When the medical director realized Mary's heroic behavior, he immediately checked her file and called her to his office.

"Mary, I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you are leaving the hospital, because since you can jump in and save another patient's life, I think you have come to your senses. The bad news is that Jim, the patient you saved, hanged himself in the bathroom with a bathrobe belt. "

Mary replied, "He didn't hang himself. I hung him to dry."

Seventh grade English joke five

"All the children make fun of me," the boy cried to his mother. "They say I have a big head."

"Don't listen to them," his mother comforted him. "You have a beautiful head. Stop crying now and go to the store to buy ten pounds of potatoes. "

"Where is the shopping bag?"

"I didn't. Use your hat."

"All the children make fun of me," the little boy cried to his mother. "They say I have a big head."

"Don't listen to them," his mother comforted. "You have a beautiful head. Ok, stop crying and go to the store to buy 10 Jin of potatoes. "

"Where is the shopping bag?"

"I don't have a shopping bag, so use your hat."

Seventh grade English joke six

make a telephone call

Every Sunday, the priest calls the children to the front of the church and tells them stories. On one occasion, he brought a telephone to better illustrate the concept of prayer.

"You talk to someone on the phone, but you can't see the person on the other end of the phone line, right?" He began to say.

The children nodded yes. "Well, talking to God is like talking on the phone. He is at the other end, but you can't see him. But he is listening. "

Just then, a little boy screamed and asked, "What's his number?"

make a telephone call

Every Sunday, the priest will call the children to the front of the church and tell them stories. One day, in order to better explain the meaning of prayer, he brought a telephone.

"You talked to someone on the phone and didn't see anyone on the other end of the phone line, did you?" He began to ask. The children nodded yes. "Well, talking to God is like talking on the phone. He's at the other end. Although you can't see him, he is listening to your heart. "

Just then, a little boy screamed and asked, "What's his phone number?"

Seventh grade English joke seven

When a college student proudly showed off his new apartment to his friends, he led them into the study. "What are those big gongs and hammers for?" One of his friends asked. "That's a talking clock," the man replied. "What's the effect?"

"Watch," the man said, and then struck the gong deafening with a hammer. Suddenly, someone screamed from the other side of the wall, "Stop knocking, you idiot! It's two in the morning! "

A student showed his friend around his new apartment and was very proud. "What's that big gong and hammer for?" One of his friends asked him. "That thing is amazing. This is a talking clock, "the student replied. "How does this clock work?" His friend asked. "Look, don't blink." The student stepped forward, picked up a gong and a hammer, and knocked deafening. Suddenly, they heard someone screaming on the other side next door, "Stop knocking, you idiot! It's two in the morning! "

Seventh grade English joke eight

After burying his mother nine months ago, a client in the local morgue finally had enough money to buy the expensive coffin he originally wanted. So we dug up the body and moved his late mother to a new steel coffin. "What's so special about this coffin?" I asked the undertaker. He replied, "It has a lifetime warranty." After burying his mother for nine months, a client of the local funeral home finally saved enough money to buy the valuable coffin he had long admired. He dug up his mother's coffin and moved the body to a new steel coffin. "What's so special about this coffin?" I asked the undertaker of the funeral. He replied, "This coffin is guaranteed for life.

Seventh grade English joke nine

One day, the teacher asked Peter, "How much is four MINUS four?" Peter was tongue-tied.

The teacher was angry and said, "What a fool! Look, if I put four coins in your pocket, but there is a hole in your pocket, and they all leak out, what is left in your pocket now? "

"The hole," Peter replied.

One day, the teacher asked Peter, "How much is 4 minus 4?" Peter was tongue-tied and couldn't answer.

The teacher said angrily, "What a fool! Think about it, if I put four coins in your pocket and there is a hole in your pocket and all the coins are gone, what is left in your pocket? "

"The hole," Peter answered.

Grade seven English jokes 10

A store manager heard a clerk tell a customer. "No, madam, we haven't had it for a while, and it doesn't look like it will happen soon." The manager was frightened and ran to the customer and said, "Of course, we will have it soon. We placed an order last week." Then the manager took the clerk aside: "Never, never, never say that we have nothing-say that we have made a reservation and will come at once. What does she want now? " "It's raining." The clerk said.

A store manager heard a clerk say to a customer, "No, madam, not now, and it seems that there won't be one for a while." The manager ran to the customer in horror and said, "Of course, there will be one soon." We ordered the goods last week. "Then the manager pulled the shop assistant aside:" Never say that we have nothing-just say that we have ordered the goods and will arrive soon. What did you say she wanted to buy? "It's raining," said the clerk.

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