Violent jokes

The story of the donkey: the secret of husband and wife not quarreling

The newlyweds went to the Grand Canyon for their honeymoon, and each of them rode a donkey. Not far away, my wife's donkey tripped, and her wife whispered, "This is the first time."

Not long after he left, his wife's donkey tripped again. She still said calmly, "This is the second time."

Who knows that the donkey tripped for the third time and only walked half a mile. Without saying anything, the wife took out a revolver from her pocket and shot the donkey.

When the husband protested that his wife was too cruel, the wife looked at him and said calmly, "This is the first time."