Cold sentences are funny

1. Cold is a word that I will only say once, and I know you will replace it with snot.

2. Others laugh at my thick clothes, and I laugh at others for freezing into dogs.

3. It’s very cold, only a coat, no hugs.

4. The weather is very cold. If you can't give me a hug, then buy me a coat.

5. Cold weather tells everyone how important the warmth of those around you is.

6. I am afraid of cold, whether it is the weather or my heart.

7. The weather is very cold. The place I want to be the most is not just the bed, but your arms.

8. I want to run naked in the summer, and wear as many clothes as possible in the winter.

9. You said it was very cold, I said it was very cold.

10. If I don’t reply to your message, it’s not that I’m cold, but that my hands are cold.

11. The weather is very cold. When you wake up at night, don't forget to help your roommate lift the quilt.

12. The coldest place is not the Antarctic, but a place without you.

13. It’s so cold you can even fart to dry your hands.

14. When the weather is cold, so is the heart. The only thing that warms is the tears of sadness.

15. I can give you a 5℃ hug on a day that is about 0℃.

16. A cold is not that you feel cold, but that your mother feels cold.

17. If no one holds your hand this winter, be kind to yourself.

18. It’s so cold you can even fart to dry your hands.

19. “I like you” and “Don’t be ridiculous!” “It’s so cold it’s driving me crazy.”

20. Cold weather is like a joke , life is like crap.

21. Don’t ask me why I didn’t do well in the exam because the weather was too cold and caused confusion.

22. Maybe the weather has become colder and our hearts have become colder, so we have no contact.