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Xiaoyan, come to my bowl.
1
As we all know, Shen Tianwei is a girl who loves to laugh, and also a flower that cannot be easily provoked.
At school, she is a popular girl, can joke, and the whole person is ready to help others. More importantly, she is also a campus beauty with thorns.
Her friends often call her Sister Shen because they think she has a noble atmosphere.
Han Nuoyan and Han Nuofei are brother and sister. They grew up with her, and they know her identity and background.
For Han's promise, he often likes to call him Xiaoyan, and he is not shy in front of others. I have to admit that this makes Han's promise very unsatisfactory. At school and even in other places, people call him Yan Ge Yan Ge.
But for Hanofei, Shen Tianwei is very concerned. As long as Hanofei is bullied at school, Shen Tianwei will be the first to stand up for her. As time goes by, no one in the school dares to bully the kind and simple Hanofei anymore!
I still remember one holiday when Shen Tianwei planned to go home to visit her parents. As a result, it began to rain, but she just forgot to bring her umbrella.
"Xiaoyan, I am at school, come and pick me up!"
After receiving the call, Han promised to play a game pk with his brother. Hearing that Shen Tianwei called herself Xiaoyan, he was very dissatisfied. He is also a school grass, a gentleman of the Han Group. How could he be bullied by a woman?
"Miss Shen Tianwei, aren't you going home by yourself?"
"I have things to do. Go home by yourself. Goodbye! "
With these two sentences, Han promised to hang up the phone.
Shen Tianwei gnashed her teeth over there.
Han promise, don't you dare hang up on me, wait and see, I want you to look good!
In desperation, Shen Tianwei had to call her best friend again.
Although it was cold, she was not satisfied that Shen Tianwei called herself when she slept well, but after answering the phone, she still obediently came to give Shen Tianwei an umbrella.
Seeing that Shen Tianwei was depressed at school, I couldn't help but greet him coldly.
"What's the matter with Miss Shen Da? Why isn't she in high spirits as usual? "
Yes, knowing Shen Tianwei's identity background is cold, and they are still good sisters from childhood. If someone else had called her while she was sleeping, the coldness would have called back long ago.
"That Han dares to hang up on me!"
When I heard it coldly, I knew that Han's promise was going to be unlucky! Shen Tianwei usually doesn't get angry, but if she gets angry, no one can resist.
2
Knowing that what Han fears most is the promise of his father Han Huaiyuan. Shen family, Han family and Leng family are family friends, and Han Huaiyuan likes them very much. He always treats her as his own daughter.
"Whoops, swallow, he bullied me. It rained today. I forgot to bring my umbrella. I called him and hoped he would take me home. However, he ignored me and spoke coldly! ……"
When Shen Tianwei came home, she complained to Han Huaiyuan that she used a bittersweet meter. However, this trick really works.
"Don't worry, Han Bobo will get justice for you!"
"Thank you, uncle. I knew you were the best for me! "
……
As a result, when Han promised to return to China, he was scolded by Han Huaiyuan.
"Promise, how can you leave day eu no matter? She is at least a girl. "
"Dad, I didn't! I was really busy. "
Han Feng agreed, knowing that Shen Tianwei was weak in front of his father again, but it happened that this recruit was really a try. She was really hard enough to crush herself with her father!
"Very busy? Get busy playing games with your friends online! "
Han Huaiyuan looked at him with a look of hate iron not to produce.
"Don't forget! You are the successor of the Han Group, how can you waste time in the game? "
Han promised to be speechless.
"Look at Tianwei again, what a good girl, with good looks, good personality, good family and good grades!"
"Dad, it doesn't matter to me whether she is good or not. It would be very bad if she complained to you!"
Han Wuji finally spoke!
"Of course! She complained to me, indicating that she cares about you. "
"She's teasing me, but she doesn't want to talk to me."
"Han Feng agreed! I don't need to tell you what your uncle and aunt Shen did to you! Just look at Tianwei's parents' face and don't ignore her. "
Han Huaiyuan stood up and slapped his hand on the table. Han promised that his father was really angry!
At this moment, Han Fei and Shen Tianwei came.
"Dad, I'm back!"
"Han Bobo, let me look at you!"
Suddenly I saw my baby daughter and Shen Tianwei appear in front of me, and Han Huaiyuan was all smiles.
"Day eu is coming, sit down quickly! And also sit together.
"Hello, uncle!"
Shen Tianwei smiled and inadvertently looked at LengWuji.
"Hey, someone is back!"
Say that finish, never take a reason him.
"Day eu, I let Han Feng promised to be your minion, ok? You can use him how you like in the future. "
"Uncle, come on! I really can't let Master Han be my favorite. I'm afraid he will swallow me up. "
"If he dares to swallow you, I will tear him alive! I heard that your grades are good, so you might as well help him with his lessons. "
Han Huaiyuan and two people, helping each other, completely ignored Han's promise as a big living person.
Han vowed that he really wanted to leave, but he knew that if he really stepped out of the house, his father Han Huaiyuan would break his leg.
"Uncle, but ~!"
Shen Tianwei is weak and wants to say something.
"Nothing but, later he belongs to you! If he doesn't do well, you can educate him. "
Han Feng promised to look at her, but Shen Tianwei secretly smiled at him. That smile is clearly a provocation after the trick succeeds.
I can't help but think back to when I was a child, every time she succeeded in playing a prank on him, she always gave him a smile. Although that smile was a triumph after the success of the prank, he didn't know why, but he actually thought that smile was so pure and had no other impurities.
Fortunately, Shen Tianwei only plays practical jokes on him occasionally, and doesn't always annoy him. Otherwise, maybe, I will really fall into her hands.
Han didn't know that his promise had been planted in her hands, and it was a lifetime. He shook his head and tried to get these strange ideas out of his mind. The whole person stood there watching the development trend of things. He wanted to see how Shen Tianwei would treat himself this time.
Under the hesitation of Han Huaiyuan, he agreed to his request and reformed Han's promise. In fact, she is very proud now!
"Later, you are my little minion. As long as I find you something, you will appear in front of me as soon as possible! Also, I will spare an hour every day to check your homework in the future. If you can't do it well, you will be at your own risk! "
"Hear, tianwei's words are what I mean!"
"Yes!"
Han promised to regret it, and the whole person spoke the word weakly. He shouldn't provoke Shen Tianwei, a witch, knowing that she is not easy to provoke, but he still wants to provoke her. This is not to make his later days sad!
three
Since Han promised to be his favorite, the days have been like years. He knows that his loss can only be that the dumb eats coptis, and he can't say that he is bitter.
Ask Han to promise to accompany her for a high-profile walk in school and announce to her friends that he is now his favorite. If you want to play with him in the future, please ask her for advice first!
Since then, Han Wuji has been adjusted every day, so that when Han Wuji saw her later, she dared not avoid it and wanted to make a detour.
This kind of life lasted for half a month, and Han Wuji felt that this half a month was a nightmare for him. But half a month later, a transfer student came to the school. Shen Tianwei didn't provoke him, so cold to him, he is not used to it!
Han promised to know if she was used to being abused by Shen Tianwei, so suddenly she didn't care about herself, and he was unhappy!
That transfer student is a careless boy. Shen Tianwei is with him, and he often makes him laugh.
Han gnashed her teeth when she saw that they had agreed so closely that she wanted to punch that boy.
He is just a hypocrite and handsome, but his stomach is full of bad water.
Listen, he said in Shen Tianwei's ear.
"Vivian, let's go to the canteen for dinner later! You've been with me for so long today, and you're probably tired, and your little sidekick. "
And what he said, word for word, hit the key of Han's promise. Vivian, it's too close. He never called her that!
"Shen Tianwei, Miss Shen Da, someone is with you now. You don't need me to follow you! "
"You are my favourite. You have to go wherever I tell you to go. If you want to get rid of me, there is no room for discussion! "
Shen Tianwei overbearing tone in Han Wuji's ear. He didn't understand that she was so kind to others, and others didn't know that she was the daughter of Shen Shi Group, so she respected her and affectionately called her Shen Jie! Why are you so overbearing to yourself? You often think about yourself.
Han promised not to feel different from him, because in her heart, he is different.
"Han Wuji, help me and Kun to type out the food! There are too many people coming to the canteen to eat, and we don't want to line up. "
Yes, this transfer student is Xiao Yukun. He didn't know whether Han promised or not. He is a cousin born in the same year as Shen Tianwei! Shen Tianwei deliberately behaved in front of him and how close Xiao Yukun was, just to stimulate him!
"Shen Tianwei, you don't go too far! I am your slave, not your slave. "
"I didn't also the way you think so. In that case, please help us cook! "
Shen Tianwei's expression is serious, while Han Wuji is helpless. He can't go up there and slap her! That's rude.
Looking at his helpless face, he had to walk to the back of the meal. Shen Tianwei shook his head, proud of his life!
"Wei Wei, is it really good for you to do this?"
"The elder brother of the kun, had been at ease, as long as you cooperate with my drama is enough! I must force Korea to promise to surrender to me. "
Shen Tianwei regarded Xiao Yukun as a buddy and smiled at him.
When Han Wuji came back, I saw that they were still laughing, and I was very upset. My anger is unbearable!
"Shen Tianwei and Xiao Yukun, I ordered your food for you!"
"Thank you!"
Xiao Yukun said half-truths, if Shen Tianwei doesn't want to accompany her in acting, she really wants to make friends with him!
"Shen Tianwei, there are already people around you, so I won't accompany you and be your third wheel!"
"Han is promising, are you jealous?"
Shen Tianwei began to tease him again. She thought she might let him go if he confessed and was in a good mood!
"You are not mine. Why should I be jealous? "
Han promised never to admit it, and his words annoyed him. I wonder when you can hold back.
"Well, there is no relationship between us, you really don't need to be jealous for me. Tell you what, I'll tell Uncle Han that you don't have to be my sidekick anymore! You can go now. Your staying here will only ruin the elegance of our dinner. "
"Thank you for your leniency, Miss Shen. Have fun alone! I believe that no one dares to disturb you to fall in love with others. "
Han Feng promised and left without looking back.
four
Shen Tianwei asked Han Huaiyuan to act with her and told him a lot.
Han Huaiyuan nodded and observed a moment of silence for his son. Being planted in the hands of such a witch, his good days are over! However, if Shen Tianwei can subdue his son and make him confess to her, he thinks he will be very happy! After all, he was glad that Shen Tianwei was his daughter-in-law.
In order to cooperate, Han Huaiyuan made a phone call and told Han that he would no longer be a favorite!
"Promise, Tianwei told me that because of your good behavior recently, you don't have to be her minion anymore!"
Han Huaiyuan hung up the phone when he finished this sentence, and Han Wuji had mixed feelings when he heard this sentence. On the one hand, he felt relieved and finally walked out of his misery; On the other hand, a little lost, without their own existence, she and Xiao Yukun ~
Since then, and Han are almost old and dead, and no one has spoken to anyone. Seeing their state, Hanofei was very anxious.
"Day EU elder sister, what's the matter with you and my brother? A look of old age and death. "
"What's going on? We have always been like this, haven't we? "
"I heard that you and Xiao Yukun are in contact."
"What's the matter?"
Shen Tianwei is not surprised that Hanofei knows that she and Xiao Yukun are officially together, because this is the news that she deliberately let people spread. She knew that the school spread the news quickly, but she didn't expect it to reach Hanofei's ears in just one day.
Now that Han Feizi knows, it is not far from knowing Han's promise!
For the news that Xiao Yukun is officially together, Han's promise is naturally well known, because it has spread all over the campus network, and more importantly, even the identity background of him and Han Nuofei has spread all over.
"Wow, Shen Jie is the daughter of Shen Shi Group. No wonder she always smells of nobility. No wonder she is so attractive! You can let the young master of the Han Group be her sidekick, and you can let Xiao Yukun take good care of her, but she has always been kind to us. "
There are rumors among the grass idiots, and Han agreed. Whoever listened to these words only felt panic in his heart.
The anthomaniac only knows that they will never look down on Shen Tianwei again!
five
I don't know why, whenever I think of being with Xiao Yukun, Han's commitment is not a taste. He didn't understand what was going on. Is he in love with her, the witch?
Han promised not to continue thinking, so he went to the bar to drown his sorrows. He didn't expect his father to come to see him, so did Xiao Yukun.
"Dad, Xiao Yukun, why are you here?"
"Promise, in a bad mood? So I came to drink. "
Han Huaiyuan asked carefully. He patted Han on the back and promised. Han Wuji was very surprised by this series of abnormal behaviors of his father.
"Korea promised, I have something to say to you. If you don't listen, you may regret it. "
"I have nothing to tell you."
Looking at Xiao Yukun, Han promised to be disgusted. He thinks Xiao Yukun came to see his jokes.
"Wei Wei is right, you just have to face up to it and suffer!"
Xiao Yukun sighed helplessly. After saying this, he wanted to leave, but Han Huaiyuan stopped him.
"Promise me, I'll ask you a question, and you must answer me honestly!"
Han Huaiyuan's words are beyond doubt. Han promised to look at him, then poured a glass of whisky, picked up a full glass and took a sip.
"Dad, what are you going to say?"
At this time, Han Wuji was a little drunk, the whole person's face was red, and he smelled a little wine, but his mind was still sober.
"How do you feel about Tianwei?"
"Dad, you know! I hate her, her ways, her always playing tricks on me, her always bossing me around, and her always scolding me. But when she is away, I miss her very much, miss her pranks, miss her smile, and I will be unhappy to see her being kind to other boys! ……"
Han Huaiyuan and Xiao Yukun looked at each other and knew that Han was really in love this time, but he didn't realize it himself.
When Han said what was in his heart, he promised to fall asleep, slept soundly and had a sweet dream. He dreamed of Shen Tianwei, the man who was very gentle with him and smiled at him. In the dream, he was very close to her, and they talked about everything.
……
six
When Han promised to wake up, he found himself at home and in his father's room. Han Huaiyuan looked at him seriously.
"Dad, why am I here?"
Han promised to pat the back of the head, trying to wake himself up.
"I went to the bar to drown my sorrows, and then you and Xiao Yukun came, and you asked me a question ..."
"Dad, you took me home, right?"
"Wuji, do you know why I named you Wuji and why I love Tianwei very much?"
Han Huaiyuan looked at Han's promise and told him a simple story. Han's promise just listened quietly. This is the first time that the father and son sat together and talked calmly without any bad feelings.
"Twenty years ago, a boy fell in love with a girl, but the girl fell in love with another boy. At first, the boy didn't know that the girl had someone in her heart, but he was still kind to her as always. But boys don't know that boys are good to her and a burden to girls. "
"Finally one day, the boy found his beloved girl with another boy, and he left sadly! Because she hurt that boy, the girl couldn't stand it and left another boy. "
"The girl thought it was her appearance, which turned a pair of good brothers against each other. After the girl left, another boy found the boy and told him what the girl thought. It turns out that the girl liked him before, but he missed the opportunity to be with her. He chose to guard her silently and never told her what he wanted. So the girl was not sure whether he really liked herself, so she later chose to be with another boy. The boy is very sad, but he knows that he can't blame others, so he plans to find a girl with another boy. "
"They were told by the girl's father that the girl had gone to France, and finally it took them five months to find the girl in Provence, France. At that time, the girl smiled at them and told the boy that she would always keep a place for him in her heart. She hopes that he can live happily every day! "
"In order to carry her hopes and keep this promise, the boy tried to live happily every day and tried to show the most sincere smile in front of the girl. With the efforts of the girl, the two brothers reconciled, and the boy found his own happiness, but there was always a girl's position in his heart. "
Han promised, listening to his father thoughtfully.
"This boy is me, and the other boy is your uncle Shen. As for that girl, of course, it's your aunt Shen. The reason why I love Tianwei so much is because of your aunt Shen, because Tianwei is her baby daughter. "
"I want to tell you that if you don't fight for it when you can have it, you just want to fight for it after you lose it, so you may never get it again. There is only one chance, and this opportunity is often a moment. Once you miss it, there will be no second chance! "
After listening to Han Huaiyuan's words, Han's promise was suddenly enlightened, but Han Huaiyuan's next words surprised him very much.
"Promise, I named you promise, because I still remember your promise with your aunt Shen Xiao Lejin. Tianwei, she has always liked you, so she is close to you. Xiao Yukun is actually her relative, and she has never been with him. "
"What she did before was just to stimulate you. She's been waiting for you to tell her! Do you remember what you said when you were drunk? You obviously love her in your heart. Why do you deny it? "
"Dad, why are you telling me this?"
"Day EU let me tell you! She said she didn't want to find someone to test your heart any more, and she decided to let you go and set you free! She will leave here by plane at ten o'clock today. She wrote a letter and asked me to give it to you. Take a good look at yourself. "
After speaking, Han Huaiyuan handed the letter to Han Wuji. Han promised to take the letter and suddenly became nervous, but he slowly opened the envelope.
"Little Yaner, don't bother you without me by your side, you are very happy! I'm sorry I was so rude to you before, and I called you Xiaoyan from time to time, which made you dissatisfied. Xiao Yukun is not my boyfriend. His appearance is just a reason for me to stimulate you. "
"Since the childhood, I have been the whole you, my prank makes you feel headache! Actually, to be honest, you are different from others in my heart. I don't want to mess with you. I just want you to notice that I am with you. Do you know? "
"Later, later, I found that I always liked you so much that I wanted to tie you to my side that I forgot to bring my umbrella when it rained. The first person that comes to my mind is you. I want you to deliver my umbrella. I want you to take me home, but you don't want to. But that time, listening to my father tell the story between him and his mother and Han Bobo made me understand a lot. I see, letting go is also a kind of fulfillment. I know you are a person who loves freedom. I'm not sure whether you like me or not, so I let go! "
"Xiao Yaner, you don't have to be sad. This letter is like a love letter I wrote to you. Remember to cherish it! Because growing up, I only wrote you love letters. Are you surprised? You will be much quieter when I leave. Take care in the future. Don't let other girls bully you! I will miss you somewhere in this world. Goodbye! -Shen Tianwei stays. "
After reading the letter, Han Wuji felt warm in his heart and the whole people understood a lot! Looked at the time, it's already half past nine. He wanted to think, and immediately went to the airport to pick up Shen Tianwei. He felt that if he didn't get her back this time, he would regret it! He admitted that he was planted in her hands. Suddenly, Xiaoyan was called very kindly by her.
On the way to the airport, Han Wuji silently prayed that Shen Tianwei had not boarded the plane.
"Tianwei, wait for me, be sure to wait for me. I suddenly realized that I actually have a lot to say to you. "
……
Just when Han promised to get to the airport, he found that there were few people at the airport. He looked everywhere, but he didn't see Shen Tianwei.
"Shen Tianwei, you are on the plane! Why didn't you wait for me? "
Han Nuoyan stood alone in the middle of the airport.
"Wei, I like you. I like you until I can't believe it!"
Just as he yelled at this confession, suddenly a voice came from the side.
"Han Wuji, I have been waiting for you for a long time! Fortunately, you didn't let me down, but you still said it. "
Han vowed that he could hardly believe what he heard. The voice is small, but it is enough for him to hear, but it is firm, but it is the voice he dreams of.
Yes, this sentence is exactly what Shen Tianwei said. It turned out that she regretted it when she was able to get on the plane. She wanted to see more of Han's promise, so she snatched back her passport and plane ticket from the staff.
Just as she was about to leave, she saw Han Wuji panting at the airport, as if looking for something everywhere. So she hid in the dark to see what he really wanted to do. Hearing his confession, she couldn't bear it any longer and rushed out.
Looking at Han's promise, I walked towards him step by step with a smile, and suddenly burst into tears of joy, although I didn't know what to say.
He didn't react until Shen Tianwei hugged him.
"Are you surprised to see me? Xiaoyan, I heard what was in your heart, so I appeared. "
"I'm sorry to have kept you waiting! In fact, I have always liked you, but I didn't feel it myself. I am willing to be your little sidekick for life, and I will follow you wherever you go. "
"Han agreed, you ~!"
Shen Tianwei was surprised. Han promised to cover his lips and blinked.
"Shh, I'm still used to you calling me Xiaoyan! Accustomed to your proximity, it's really hard to be around for a while without you. "
"Let's go!"
Shen Tianwei took away the hand that Han promised to cover her mouth and looked at him.
"Yes, Queen Tianwei, Xiaoyan's!"
The two men walked out of the airport happily after a bumpy journey, and then determined the relationship between men and women.
"You will be my best friend in the future, and you will follow me wherever I go!"
"Yes, even if I go through fire and water for you, it is my duty to Xiaoyan! Tianwei, I am willing to do anything for you. I will cherish you in the future! "
Moved, I once again embraced Han's promise.
……
(End of this article)
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