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217 Encyclopedia of Intrinsic Brainstorming and Answers
Want to see the Encyclopedia of Intrinsic Brainstorming? The following is a complete collection of 217 connotation brain teasers and answers I collected for you. Welcome to read! In 217, the connotation of brain teasers and answers 1
1. Who is Mi's grandfather? Answer: it's popcorn because it's hugged rice and flowers.
2. Who's Amy's father? Answer: Amy's father is a butterfly, and she loves flowers.
3. Amy's. Who's her mother? Answer: Mi's mother is a flower and a peanut.
4. Which European country doesn't do wholesale business? Answer: Denmark (single sale)
5. What is your relationship with your father's mother's sister's daughter's uncle? Answer: kinship
6. Public toilet (guess a foreign capital) Answer: Renton (squatting in a wheel)
Yan Luowang married his daughter, guess three words? Answer: the devil wants it.
7. Who knows how many stars there are in the sky? Answer: God knows.
8. What is the person most afraid of? Answer: a pile of debt.
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9. How to keep the duck from flying away Answer: Give him a wing (it's hard to fly)
1. Who is the most frequent person on Wangfujing Pedestrian Street in Beijing? Answer: pedestrian
11. When taking a bath in the bathroom, should I take off my clothes or pants first? Answer: It's better to close the door first.
12. What foreign characters do China people write? Answer: Arabic numerals.
13. What can I take without my hands? Answer: Make up your mind.
14. The thief stole all the gold, silver and jewels from some rich families nearby. Why is the only rich man who has neither anti-theft equipment nor security personnel not patronized? Answer: his own home
15. There is a guy wearing a cotton-padded jacket on his upper body and shorts on his lower body, holding an iced coke in his left hand and hot coffee in his right hand. He sits by the fire every day, but the air conditioner is turned on. Who is he? Answer: mental derangement
16. Dad asked Xiaoming to recite the Analects of Confucius, and he recited the whole book in one minute. Is Xiaoming a genius? Answer: not because he only recited the Analects of Confucius.
17. Old Gu's family was robbed and suffered heavy losses, but when the police informed that the case was solved, Old Gu sent condolences to see the thief. Why? Answer: He wants to ask the secret method of how to go home in the middle of the night without waking his wife.
18. The monitor told the rookie that after pulling the safety of the Grenade, he counted for five seconds before throwing it out. The rookie did everything according to the monitor's instructions, but he was still killed. Why? Answer: Because novices stutter
19. What tiger is scary but doesn't eat people? Answer: Gecko
2. The phone is loud, but Obana's brother doesn't answer it. What's the matter? Answer: Because it is a TV advertisement
21. Why can't Chen quit gambling once? Answer: Because I quit my right hand and still have my left hand, 217 connotative brain teaser and answer 2
1. Why won't the egg break when you throw it at a stone?
Ans: Take the egg in your left hand and throw the stone in your right hand.
2. It is said that there is a plane that is hijacked by a man. What will passengers say to the hijacker? Estimate a mobile phone brand
Ans: Nokia (off the plane ~ ~)
3. Make up time to win, estimate a car brand
ans: Porsche
5. Understand BB's smile?
Ans: Because if you can laugh, you won't cry.
8.L Training low left will become baa?
ans: aeroplane (l flat)
1. Why can't you tell jokes on the boat?
Ans: because a sea will laugh when it hears it, it will cause a sea.
12. The city of the sky, the name of a place in Hong Kong.
Ans: Kennedy (away from) the city.
13. Uncle McDonald's, the name of a country.
Ans: Myanmar (electricity-free) < p
ans: c, e, because EC is difficult to teach
15. What are the students most afraid of?
Ans: Don't be promoted
16. What's the leg of a wild boar?
Ans: Treasure Beads
17. Fish has no feet, crab has no wings, and shrimp has no baa?
Ans: taro
18. Yu Danfen has fish eggs in the noodles, and baa powder has ice cream in the noodles?
ans: seven
19. Is there anything that can be put in the refrigerator?
Ans: Secret, because the secret that can't be told
2. Inherit the question, can't a TV artist comb his hair?
Ans: Zhu Mimi, because you can't comb your boobs (the secret you can't tell is read in Mandarin)
21. Pineapple is yellow, and baa baa is green?
ans: keroro
24. What is the field under the criminals?
Ans: denominator of terror
25. What is the middle?
Ans: terror line
26. Football surname Zhu, basketball surname Lan, and judo surname Baa?
Ans: It's Christmas, because it's Christmas again ~
29. There is a monster invading the earth. What should we do?
Ans: Sing the March (Superman's theme song lyrics: This March, when played high, the monster will run away ~)
3. NDS fights PSP, which one will win?
ans: NDS, because NDS is a bending machine (folding machine);
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