What are the jokes about rising oil prices?

The joke about rising oil prices is as follows:

1. During the dinner, I talked about the price increase of gasoline. My friend patted his thigh and said excitedly, haha, fortunately, I just bought a 1000 gas card yesterday!

I suddenly made up my mind to lose weight. How else can my dog camel me? If it can't camel me, how can I have money to refuel?

As expected, Santa Claus saves the most money, so I'd better keep more dogs.

4. People of all ethnic groups in China welcomed the rise in oil prices, and said that there was no pressure and little impact. I heard that the oil price has risen again for no reason, and the people spontaneously took to the streets to tell each other and applauded.

5, gasoline is expensive, and the public has no choice but to clearly pay for it.

6. Well, the price of oil has gone up, and cremation is popular among the rich. If someone dies at home and is not cremated with gasoline, they are embarrassed to say hello when they go out.