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What is the character of a monkey?
Monkeys are born responsible. They like to see their work done well, but they don't want to see their names appear in a sloppy job. At the next party you attend, look at the man who likes telling jokes. Does he have similar characteristics to monkeys? Is there anything strong and sensitive in his words and deeds? They walked from one crowd to another, looking for the most admired audience, and then went on to tell his stories that tickled his ribs, or the strange things he knew that made people dizzy. If this charming storyteller's plan is not successful, he will unbutton his shirt like a monkey, then put it on backwards like a clown and turn around. If you don't pay attention to him, I believe he will find a way to make you finally notice him.
What people admire most about monkeys is their ability to solve problems. It's hard to imagine what difficulties monkeys can't overcome. They always come up with novel and strange ways to grasp the main points of the problem through these complex superficial phenomena, even if they suffer a little loss, they will eventually succeed in tide over the difficulties. Monkeys can be excellent businessmen. They are good at talking about business and can think of some ways to beat their opponents in their own games. They like sports and are usually healthy. If they eat too much or notice that they are pregnant, they will be the first people to go on a diet and find a solution to the obesity problem. Their hearts seem calm. No matter how crazy they are and how indulgent they are, they will eventually escape from self-harm. They will not be immersed in self-destruction, and have a mysterious ability to keep themselves awake. They will weigh the results of these stupid things and control their feelings. In their hearts, there is a monitor whose task is to remind their owners when they are in danger. If the monkey listens to the monitor and pays attention to his advice, it will never fail.
Finally, if there is a monkey around you, I suggest you let him have fun. He will run out at night and not come back for fun, but the kind monkey will eventually return to his favorite home.
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