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Eighty Principles of Wulin Gaiden
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Episode 1:
Backyard, day
(Backyard Xiao Guo Fetching water to wash clothes, the shopkeeper opened the curtain to observe)
Xiao Guo: (Lifting the water with difficulty) Come on. Oh my gosh, who doesn’t know how to wash clothes? (Hit it hard with a stick) Wash it and show it to you. (The shopkeeper comes in)
Shopkeeper: Xiao Guo. (Almost being slapped by Xiao Guo) Why don’t you start with the small items?
Xiao Guo: (jumping) I know, I know. Small first then big, first outside then inside, (beat it hard with a stick) Who can't do it? What’s next?
Shopkeeper: Come and see, sit here. Start by washing the small items first, (take out one item) and put some soap powder on it. Start with the collar and the cuffs, and rub them all in.
Xiao Guo: Hey, it’s really clean. (Taps the shopkeeper on the shoulder) Okay, then you rub it slowly. (Gets up and walks back) I'll go back to the house and drink some water first.
Shopkeeper: Are you planning to keep delaying this?
Xiao Guo: (turning back) Drag? I'm doing research. (Change in tone) Even if I want to do it, I can’t do it.
Shopkeeper: If you don’t know how to do it, you can learn it. No one will laugh at you. Do things with your hands rather than your mouth. As the saying goes, you can only talk the talk but not the tricks. You can talk nonsense and have a set of principles. If you don’t know how to do anything, over time, no one will trust you for promotion. You, who will give you a chance to prove yourself?
Xiao Guo: So, is that so? (Learn like the shopkeeper and wash clothes)
Shopkeeper: Put some more saponin powder. (Xiao Guo grabbed a big handful) Hey, there are too many. Life must be taken step by step, and things must be done bit by bit.
Episode 2:
Lao Bai: How wonderful it is for a young man to imagine in the fantasy of art. How noble and elegant are those light and shadow lines, landscapes, flowers and birds. But now, he is typing all day long. Killing, wandering, living under the fence of others, not having enough food and clothing, and worrying about being hunted
Xiao Guo: (a little surprised) Hunted
Old Bai: (realizing that he almost missed the point) Ah, we talked about it I got a little carried away with art
Xiao Guo: Stop talking nonsense. When will you be willing to fight with me?
Lao Bai: Until I find a reason to fight with you
Episode 3:
Bai Zhantang: (lying on the bed, Big Mouth massaging him) Oh my, you really don’t ask too much... (It hurts) Oh my god!
Lu Xiucai: My novels cannot have much value or special meaning, let alone be famous forever. But at least I can enjoy myself, and most importantly, I know what I should do.
Tong Xiangyu: It should have been like this a long time ago. If you are interested, just write it! If you always hesitate to try, you will never succeed.
Lu Xiucai: Writing novels is the first active choice I have made in my life, my own choice. Compared with inner happiness and fulfillment, what is fame and fortune?
(Everyone applauds)
Episode 4:
Big Mouth Girl: How did you feel about that just now
Shopkeeper: Old lady What are you asking?
Big Mouth, Scholar: Say it quickly
Old Bai: I think my life is over
Big Mouth Girl: There is more< /p>
Lao Bai: I shouldn’t bet on this bet with you
Big Mouth Girl: Just this bet
Lao Bai: I really don’t want to bet on every bet I should make a bet with you. If I don’t bet, I have no debt and want to do nothing. How happy would that be?
Big Mouth Girl: Hey, you always say that small bets make you happy and big bets are harmful to your body. I think gambling is just gambling. Because those who win still want to win, and those who lose want to make a comeback. Once you get into gambling, you don’t care about anything else. As long as you are on the gambling table, no matter your gambling skills or your wealth, no one can stop until you lose everything. That’s why it’s called Jiu. You must lose your bet
Episode 5:
Old Bai: Hey, hey, hey, I just stole a ring.
Xiao Guo: But everything happened because of it. If you go out and take a look now, people are panicking everywhere. Acquaintances don’t dare to say hello when they meet. They cover their wallets wherever they go. Is this how people live when everyone looks like a thief?
Old Bai: You finally understand.
Xiao Guo: What do you mean?
Lao Bai: Do you know why I want to quit the world? Just because I saw through this, what does it mean to be a thief? It's all nonsense. A thief is a thief. There is no such thing as a good thief or a bad thief. Just stealing something and giving it away is called chivalry? Take this matter as an example. Although it is a small thing, just snap a finger, but the bad impact it causes is indelible. Social order is chaotic, social atmosphere is bad, and the trust between people is gone in an instant. Wu Cun, if this is the so-called justice, then I would rather not have this kind of stolen justice.
Episode 6:
Xiao Guo: Big mouth, so many scorpions are highly poisonous. Aren’t you afraid when you catch them?
Big Mouth: Why are you not afraid anymore? No matter how scared you are, you have to go ahead. How else can you deal with it? Isn't that right? It belongs to the shopkeeper.
Shopkeeper: Big mouth, do you now know the difference between recklessness and class?
Big Mouth: Got it. It depends on whether what you do is worth it. If it is worth it, then you are kind. If it is not worth it, then you are reckless.
Episode 7:
Lu Qinghou: If you don’t steam the steamed buns, you will lose your reputation.
Tong Xiangyu: This is true. If you don’t steam the steamed buns, you will lose your reputation. But this Anger is the ambition to work hard, not the resentment of a small-minded person. For the sake of something bigger, you will torment yourself to death. It stinks so much that you need to cover it up and hurt the people around you. Is it worth it? There is a lot of friction in life. If you are more tolerant and tolerant, wouldn't it be the end? Isn't this bad?
Okay
Let’s do these first
I’m exhausted
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Chapter 03: All the waiters became minion Mo Xiaobei Build eight major sects and travel around the world
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Chapter 04: Chef Li outsmarts the blind old lady and white thieves, encounters gambling king Xiucai and Wushuang
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In Chapter 05, Hong Ling chases the pickpocket Guo Furong for thousands of miles and is obsessed with the Thief Saint. This is the junior brother
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Chapter 06: Yang Huilan competes in martial arts to recruit the master Li Dazui to kill the evil god Tian Zuizi
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Chapter 07: The scholar worked hard to vent his personal anger after asking for money, Fu Rong pranks swords_girl
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Chapter 08: The widow in Qixia Ancient Town is looking for her husband, and everyone gathers at Shangru Inn to spend their time together. Fireworks
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Chapter 09 Tong Xiangyu takes great pains to Mo Xiaobei sleepwalks in the movie city swords_girl
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Chapter 10: The courageous man caught the head and drank strong wine to show favors to the scholar and stole the leftovers in the White Copper Age
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Chapter 11 Returning to the Husband Shiniang to act coquettishly and seducing Diaochan in the exhibition hall to play tricks on Xiangyu. This is the junior brother
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In Chapter 12, the wronged man pretends to be a traitor and begs the business boss for compensation. This is the junior brother Dafang
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The 13th episode of the Xiang Jade Design Competition for self-respect and big mouth to be a literary hero to solve the crisis
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In Chapter 14, Xing Captou bravely solves the chicken murder case, Yan Xiaoliu promotes the anti-thief method, this is the junior brother
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Chapter 15 Lei Laowu sneaked into the county government office, shopkeeper Tong, and got into SuMauve
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Chapter 15 Chapter 16: Playing tricks to defraud a bookseller, trying to sell off the stolen goods, and frightening the shopkeeper to death
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Chapter 17: Mo Xiaobei is just learning from the Hengshan sect, Mrs. Qian Let’s make trouble again at Tongfu Store. This is the junior brother
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Chapter 18 Yan Xiaoliu is drunk and arrests people, Guo Furong is crazy and mistakenly in love. This is my junior brother
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Chapter 19 Li Dazui practices the Dragon Subduing Palm hard and Guo Furong cannot escape the disaster of life and death SuMauve
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In Chapter 20, the rogue Hou Sanrui and the inn heroine Furong organize the Chinese New Year swords_girl
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Chapter 20 21 Looking for short-sightedness
The fifth brother saw the witch gambling and resentful, Xiao Guo taught martial arts in the pink world
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In the 22nd episode, shopkeeper Tong received a durian fruit and beat the innocent man Yang Yijia in anger on the river trail
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In Chapter 23, the cook who sold private salt was interrogated and his identity was changed. ;
Chapter 24 The fortune teller’s tricks were discovered, Guo Furong washed her face and was disfigured, Ding Jiesai
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Chapter 25 Tong Lao Father angrily marries unfilial daughter Bai Zhantang and mistakenly marries a lover swords_girl
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The 26th chapter of the letter asking for divorce, Xiao Guo is heartbroken and longs for the beautiful lady and the talented scholar, Kun Pengsan is heartbroken. Baili
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In Chapter 27, Lao Xing, who joined the beggar gang, lost his official position and was promoted to the head arrester, Xiaoliu, who became an official and tied the knot
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In Chapter 28, Mrs. Qian is greedy for money and plots evil, Mo Xiaobei avenges her shame and angrily reports to officer Yang Yijia
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Chapter 29: Lv Shengren outsmarts Ji Wuming, shopkeeper Tong fights with red damask and Ding Jiesui
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Chapter 30: Tong Shitou leaves home and enters the world, Guo Furong returns Home visit to parents MANman bear
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The 31st chapter: The crazy scholar misses Guo Furong, the vinegar shopkeeper makes things difficult for Zhu Wushuang, Mosquito
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Chapter 32: My cooking skills are broken into pieces and I meet a good talent, Zhuge Zhuge, to pass on the mantle. I will change my ID tomorrow
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p>The 33rd episode of the Western Region: The Guanzhong hero ventures into strange dangers to steal the saints, saves the hostages, clears the snow and bakes tea
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The 34th episode is invited Xiaobei went to Hengshan to marry the wrong man Chen Zhechao for the love-struck scholar BENJAMIN_CHEN
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Chapter 35 The little witch insists on being a matchmaker Tong Xiangyu and devotes herself to practicing sword music Xianyun_ xy
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In the 36th chapter, I met the wind-chasing thief saint and was frightened to death. I was frightened to death when I saw the hibiscus scholar∮happyぁ
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Chapter 37: Xiao Guo is unwilling to compete with his talents and talents but is unwilling to go to the end of the world, Mu Mu Lin Xi (W3X5)
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In the 38th chapter, Xiao Bei Dang, the shopkeeper, resorted to a ruthless trick to win the bet but laughed without answering
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In the 39th chapter, Lu Xiucai won Guo Furong eats bitter mooncakes and becomes knotted without mercy
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The 40th episode of the 40th Mid-Autumn Festival, a day trip to the Suffering Inn and reunion of the first couple Getting married
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Chapter 41: The infatuated man reunites with the man in his dream, the confused girl meets the kitchen knife for the first time, and the thought is overwhelming
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Chapter 42 Yan Xiaoliu puts on a enchantment formation and shows his true self at the end of the pass.
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In the 43rd chapter, the evil mother-in-law led the crowd to cause trouble in the bridal chamber, and the good daughter-in-law was tortured and was so scarred that she felt so sad
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In the 44th chapter, Lu Xiucai received it by mistake The bloodthirsty Bai Zhantang expressed his true feelings before his death
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Chapter 45 The wanted criminal suddenly became a patient and a prisoner, and he was reborn as a human being< /p>
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The 46th episode of the 46th episode of the mysterious guest’s night visit to the head of Qixia Town, Mo, and the bloody battle with Dancing Street Dance Liu
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The 47th episode of the reunion of the little sisters Secretly calling the old couple Jin, a friend in need is a true friend
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In Chapter 48, the prodigal girl casually made a condition that the two poor brothers jointly opened a martial arts studio, Ding Jiesui
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The 49th interview with Murong Yan and Master Mo Lu Xiucai defines the true chivalrous young man's gain in weight
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In the 50th episode, Yan Xiaoliu, the prisoner turned into a handyman, showed his true feelings before SuMauve
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In the 51st episode, he picked flowers The thief unexpectedly shows up as a tiger and his nephew acts as a matchmaker to repay his favor BENJAMIN_CHEN Chen Zhechao/f?kz=135769753;
In Chapter 52, Tong Shitou tastes love for the first time and wishes Wushuang to join the Six Doors and Tongfu is our home
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Chapter 53: The top-secret research and development of Yan Catcher, Bao Shilang, being unreasonable and not sharing the same happiness with others is my family
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Chapter 54: The tortured prisoner escapes from Tongfu Store and the man in black rescues the prisoner Yang Yijia overnight
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Chapter 55: Shopkeeper Tong Become the Sixteenth Aunt Bao Daren and spend the night in the bridal chamber sweeping snow and baking tea
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In Chapter 56, the guards secretly release the real assassin, Zhu Wushuang, bid farewell to the fake undercover agent I once said it
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Chapter 57: Li Dazui pretends to hatch eggs like crazy and shopkeeper Tong holds a banquet set. Tomorrow I will change my ID to Yang Yijia
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In the 58th chapter, the little junior sister appears in Qixia Town. The senior sister is hard to understand. She is angry and takes care of me. The seventh uncle and grandpa smiled but did not answer
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In the 59th episode, shopkeeper Tong’s soul returns to Xiao Xitian, the sleeping beauty transforms into a fire phoenix penting1977
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Chapter 60: Li Dazui broke into the house and became a robber, Tong Xiangyu cruelly abandoned his lover, Don’t cry for me, Yang Yijia
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Chapter 61: Ex-girlfriend investigates private money, outsiders recognize mistakes, and suffers a cruel trick BENJAMIN_CHEN
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Chapter 62: Old love has become like smoke, the past, new love faces the bleak life BENJAMIN_CHEN
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Chapter 63 Bai Zhantang returns to his old place, Tong Xiangyu tortures the new running hall, sweeps snow and bakes tea, Yang Yijia
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Chapter 64: Bai Zhantang was imprisoned and imprisoned; Wang Doudou broke his leg for love and lost his life
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Chapter 65: Xiao The waiter is suffering from amnesia. My old lover misses me from thousands of miles away. I will change my ID tomorrow.
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Chapter 66: Guo Qiangwei spreads rumors by word of mouth about Yan Xiaoliu Night Festival 1, 2, 3 The Wind Dances with Liuyang Yijia
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In the 67th episode, Lu Xiucai mastered acupuncture and Guo Furong returned to his hometown with regret∮happyぁ
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Chapter 68 I wish Wu Shuang is sincere in finding his sweetheart. Simpson plans to marry a good wife. Lotus opens in the mist and Yang Yijia
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Chapter Chapter 69: Shopkeeper Tong received a curse and the fortune teller Meng Duan Tongfu shop◎Sweet little sister◎I will change it tomorrow
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In the 70th episode, Sai Diaochan became the little maid Tong Xiangyu selling shop to redeem her enemy Mozier
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Chapter 71 Lu Xiucai lingers in Jiqing Street, Jin Xiangyu cleverly devises a shocking plan, Mu Mu Lin Xi
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Chapter 72 Reply to shopkeeper Tong pretending to change his former life and not Bai Zhantang, who answered the multiple-choice question incorrectly and the boy gained weight
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Chapter 73 Liu Xingyu met the reckless man Li Dazui at night and fell in love The beautiful girl makes the boy gain weight
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In Chapter 74, Liu Yueyun throws herself into ecstasy at night and Zhu Wushuang angrily criticizes the cold-faced man and makes the boy gain weight
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In the 75th episode, Li Dazui refused to play the role of Phoenix and asked Phoenix and Yan Xiaoliu to send fake gifts to the young boy with true love to gain fortune
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p>Chapter 76 Mo Xiaobei was kidnapped on the street. Yan Xiaoliu cleverly captured the fake kidnapper. This is his junior brother
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Chapter 77 Mr. Xie investigates the people in the shop. Mrs. Qian sneaks into Tongfu shop. This is the junior brother
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Chapter 78 Yang Huilan confesses her heart to Du Zijun after drinking. Visit Tongfudian to gain weight as a teenager
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In Chapter 79, Li Dazui meets his old love rival Yang Huilan and starts a new life as a teenager to gain weight
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In Chapter 80, Yan Xiaoliu received the transfer order and Ling Tengyun raided Tongfu Store at night. This is his junior brother
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p>The 81st Untitled Ding Jiesui
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