Humorous jokes make people laugh.

How many years have passed, and the only constant is the heart that wants to get rich.

2. The face is a thing outside the body. Whether it is necessary or not, money is a must, so it has to be.

3. You like to talk sarcastically. Are you born with essential balm and cool oil?

4. If you can only choose between your girlfriend and 654.38+0 million, how long do you think you will pretend to think about it?

5. What are the main factors limiting your freedom? God replied: the length of the mobile phone charger.

6. Is the only reason for being single ugly? No. Not only are you ugly, but you always think others are ugly!

I wanted to buy a down jacket, but it cost more than 3000 yuan. Later, after careful measurement, cold medicine is only a few tens of dollars, and it is still cost-effective to buy cold medicine.

Eight. I saw a couple making out on the road, so I ran to the boy and said, Brother, this girl is not as beautiful as yesterday.

Before the college entrance examination, I was a national first-class protected animal. After the college entrance examination, I was a wild animal. After checking the scores, I was a pest.

10. As long as you have classes in your heart, you don't skip classes anywhere.

Eleven. Leaders rarely praise me in front of everyone at company dinners, saying that thanks to my frequent lateness, I have the funds for this activity.

12. When I was a child, my grandmother often gave me a cup of foreign coffee. I didn't know it was Banlangen until I grew up.

13. The strangest thing in the world is that my mother took my father's salary card and told me to be smart and not to give it to my future wife.

14. Don't always compare yourself with others. You envy others for being thin, others envy you for having a good stomach, you envy others for being rich, and others envy no one to borrow money from you.

15. When I was shopping, the security guard at the door called me, "Wait a minute, what's in your bulging clothes?" I lifted my coat angrily and shouted, "it's meat, it's meat!" My own. "

Sixteen years old. Some girls are like lotus flowers. Some girls are like peony flowers, noble and elegant. Some girls are like plum blossoms, cold and aloof. And you are fleshy, chubby and round.

17. Tattoos were very popular in the past, and a buddy tattooed a map of the world on his back. One day, my back hurt so much that I went to the hospital. The doctor asked: Where does it hurt? He came weakly: near Iraq ...

18. When I was a child, I swam by the river. Isn't it dangerous? If my dad sees it, let me come up. After I climbed up hard, my dad kicked me into the river and said, "I'll let you swim!" " "

Nineteen. Three bottomless pits in the world: wallet, belly and bus. The specific performance is as follows: Why is my wallet empty again? My stomach is so hungry. Everyone is crowded in the back, and the back is still empty.

The so-called sleeping goods can be summarized in eight words: sleepy in spring, sleepy in summer and sleepy in autumn.

2 1. White shirts are prone to yellowing, and ordinary washing powder is difficult to wash off, which makes many people feel headache. Here's a hint: take some painkillers before washing your white shirt, and your head will be less painful.

22. My mother looked at my relative's beautiful daughter and said to me: Her face looks like it has been done. Your face looks like someone has sat on it!

23. Good looks can really be eaten as food. Do you understand why you are always hungry?

Twenty-four In the big night, I can also see many takeaway brothers rushing to deliver food on the street, and suddenly feel very inspirational. I have no reason not to eat when others are still eating so late.