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Jiusehu composition

In a beautiful virgin forest, there is a kind and beautiful tooth as white as snow. It never eats meat. It's called Jiuse Tiger. Nine-color tigers are dressed in nine bright colors, such as red, yellow, orange, green, cyan, blue and purple, like a rainbow. It is so beautiful that people call it the nine-color tiger.

One day, Jiuse Tiger was walking in the beautiful virgin forest. Suddenly, a cry came from Jiuse Tiger's ear: "Help, help, help ..." Jiuse Tiger, who had always been kind, had to go from the ruins to extinction, so Jiuse Tiger heard the cry for help and ran away. I saw a dying man struggling in the rough waves. Seeing this, Jiuse Tiger jumped into the lake and rescued the drowning man. After a while, the drowning man woke up and saw the nine-color tiger. He shouted, "Oh, help, run." Jiuse Tiger is very confused. Why did I save him and run away? Jiusehu didn't understand, so he chased you and asked, "I saved you." Why did you run when you saw me? " The drowning man can't help thinking of falling into the water. It turned out that Jiuse Tiger saved himself, just like Jiuse Tiger kowtowed repeatedly and said, "Thank you, I am willing to be driven by you and be your lifelong slave ..." Before Black finished, Jiuse Tiger put in a sentence: "I don't want you to work for me or be my slave, as long as you don't reveal my residence to others. Heisha solemnly never reveals the residence of Jiuse Tiger. After a few years, the prince of the country where Jiuse Lake lived grew up and had a concubine, and the king gave him the throne. One day, the prince's concubine had a dream. In the dream, she saw a tiger with nine colors and white teeth as snow. She shot the tiger to death with a bow and arrow, skinned it and put it on herself. It looked so beautiful in the mirror that the prince was electrocuted. The princess woke up from her dream and pestered the prince to catch the nine-color tiger. The prince had no choice but to post the imperial list, which made people worry: whoever caught a nine-color tiger with nine-color fur offered a reward of 2,200 silver. Seeing the imperial list, Heisha thought that the opportunity to make a fortune had come, so he entered the palace and reported, "Your Majesty, I know that the habitat of Jiuse Tiger is near the beautiful lake in the virgin forest. "So the king took his army and set out for Jiuse Tiger's residence.

In the mountains, the spring is bright and the sun is like fire. Nine-colored tigers sleep on the warm grass. Suddenly, the little white rabbit shouted, "Jiuse Tiger, Jiuse Tiger, get up!"! The prince's army is coming to get you! " Jiuse Tiger suddenly woke up from a dream and found himself being chopped by a knife and axe, unable to escape. At first glance, why is the nigger around the king? The nine-color tiger was very angry, so he shouted at the prince and pointed to the nigger and said, "Do you know the prince? Just when the man was drowning, I jumped into the river and saved him. He swore that he would never reveal my residence. I didn't expect him to forget his interests and betrayal. Aren't you afraid of jokes? " The prince bowed his head in shame. And ordered that no one should hurt Jiuse Tiger in the future.

Since then, Jiuse Tiger has lived a carefree life.