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Pull out the rubber band to play with your glass. What is the stalk?
The story goes like this:
A mental patient kept saying, "Find a rubber band, make a slingshot and hit your glass." He told everyone that this almost became the whole meaning of his life. The doctor who treated him was very worried. I don't know how many ways I tried, but it didn't work. When he heard the word "slingshot", he felt dizzy, as if there were three mountains on his head.
One day, he and his patient were walking in the long corridor of the hospital. The patient kept talking about looking for a rubber band. The doctor was very annoyed, so he looked at the scenery outside the window to relieve his worries. He suddenly saw two well-dressed sexy beauties upstairs, and his heart moved, and he was busy pulling the patient to show him. At the sight of the beauty, the patient's eyes lit up and grinned.
The doctor struck the iron while it was hot and asked, "What do you want to do now?" The patient said, "Hey, I want to take off their clothes." The nurse quietly reprimanded him as a rogue, but the doctor said, "Shh, he began to think normally." He asked again, "What's the next step?" The patient blushed and said, "I want to take off their pants."
The nurses have been booing, and the doctor happily asked, "OK, go on, what do you want?" The patient lowered his head and said, "I want to take off their shoes and socks." "What else?" "I want to take off their underwear."
Watching the patient step by step to normal, the doctor suppressed his ecstasy and asked, "Well, what should I do next?" "Hey, I'm going to pull out the rubber bands on their underwear and make a slingshot to smash your glass!"
Feng Gong, male, Han nationality, formerly known as Feng Mingguang, 1957 was born in Tianjin on February 6, and his ancestral home was Hejian, Cangzhou, Hebei. Graduated from the College of Literature and Art of Central China Normal University, he is a crosstalk performer, quyi actor, first-class actor and director in China mainland. He is currently the vice chairman of the Central Committee of the Chinese Revolutionary Committee, the Standing Committee of the Chinese People's Political Consultative Conference, the head and artistic director of the China Broadcasting Art Troupe, the vice chairman of the China Federation of Literary and Art Circles and the vice chairman of the Chinese Quyi Artists Association.
1973 Join Ma Ji to study the creation and performance of cross talk. 1986, Feng Gong boarded the CCTV Spring Festival Gala for the first time. 1988, first prize of the 2nd China TV Crosstalk Grand Prix.
1993 CCTV Spring Festival Evening and Niu Niu performed cross talk "Auction". 1996, starring in the movie "Ambush" directed by Huang Jianxin. 1998 won the best actor award in the 18 Golden Rooster Award for his film Nothing to Steal.
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