The worst joke in high school

Who do you trust?

One year, a mountaineering club went hiking, and there was a couple with good feelings. When they walked to the foot of the mountain to get to the top,

The weather suddenly turned bad, but they still insisted on going up the mountain. So they left the woman to observe the camp, but it was too late.

I haven't seen them come back for three days. The woman is a little worried and thinks it may be the weather. Wait a minute.

Wait, on the seventh day, everyone finally came back, except her boyfriend. Everyone told her that she was at the top of her game.

On the first day, my boyfriend died unfortunately! They hurried back seven days ago, thinking that he might come back for her. therefore

Everybody form a circle and put her in the middle. It was almost twelve o'clock when her boyfriend suddenly appeared, covered in blood.

He grabbed her and ran out. His girlfriend screamed and struggled with fear, when her boyfriend told her that she was on the peak.

A landslide happened on the first day! All the people are dead, but he is still alive ... Who do you believe?

The second story

Why so many people?

One day, a friend who got off work went back to the dormitory at night and pressed the elevator on the first floor. He wants to go to the sixth floor. Fortunately, the elevator is one of them.

Next thing you know, he walks in and there's no one inside. When he walked in, the elevator closed immediately ... get up.

When we reached the fourth floor, the elevator suddenly opened. There are two people hanging around outside.

I wanted to come in, but I looked at it and didn't know why. The elevator door closed again, just as it was about to close.

At that time, my friend clearly heard them say, "I'm sorry."

*! How so many people!

The third story

Nobody robbed me.

There is a boy who wants to go home by bus at night, but he is not sure whether to return it because he arrives at the bus stop too late.

Is there a car ... He doesn't want to walk. Because his home is far away and remote, he has to wait for the last bus ...

Waiting ... just when he thought there should be no car, he suddenly saw a bus in the distance ... he was very happy.

As soon as he got on the bus, he found the last bus very strange. It stands to reason that there should not be many people on the last bus because the route is remote, but

But the car is full ... there is only one vacant seat, and no one is talking quietly in the car ... he thinks

It was a little weird, but I walked to the only empty seat and sat down. There is a woman sitting next to the empty seat, waiting.

As soon as he sat down, the woman whispered to him, "You shouldn't take this car." He felt very strange, and the woman followed.

Continue: "This car is not for the living ..." "As soon as you get on the bus, they will arrest you."

As a scapegoat. "He was scared, but he didn't know what to do. As a result, the woman said to him, "It doesn't matter.

I can help you out. "So she dragged him to open the window and jumped. He still heard them when they jumped. "

The people in the car shouted "let him go" ... when he stood firm, he found them standing in one place.

"On a desolate hillside, he breathed a sigh of relief and immediately thanked the woman. "The woman gave me a weird smile.

"Now, no one robbed me ..."

The fourth story

Dream lover

Ning always had the same dream recently, in which a man said to her, "Come here, I'll wait for you ..."

Finally, Ning couldn't help it and asked him, "Who are you? How can I find you? " The man said, "Tomorrow noon, 12.

Meet me at the platform at the gate of xx Park. I have a mole here. "The man pointed to his chin. Ning, wake up.

I hurried to my friend and told her everything. The friend promised to accompany her. They are at 1 1: 55 at noon.

Waiting at the appointed place, but no one came. It was very hot, so Ning said to his friend, "It's too hot. I went across the street to buy two ice creams. "

You wait for me here. "Say that finish ning walked across the street. Just then, a car rushed over and screamed ... friend.

I ran to see Ning and he fell in a pool of blood. When I opened the car door and took Ning to the hospital, I found it was a hearse.

And there is a man lying in the glass coffin in the car. This man has a mole on his chin ... my friend suddenly looked at his watch.

Now the time is 12 o'clock sharp. Try to find out the breath of Ning again, it has stopped.

The eighth story

The old woman in the toilet

Many schools are mostly behind mass graves or execution grounds, so there are many horrible rumors circulating between teachers and students. ...

A primary school in Kaohsiung is a model with a long history of running a school. There is a row of toilets behind the campus, except

Except 12 grade children, teachers and students in other grades have not used it ... it is always filled with a gloomy atmosphere.

The third toilet has been locked. One afternoon, a senior boy was in a hurry to take a shit, which happened to be in every toilet.

There were people everywhere, so he couldn't help it, so he opened the door of the third room ... strangely enough, he couldn't pull it normally.

I opened the door, but today ... anyway, let's solve it quickly ... just when he was relieved and wanted to shout out, his ass

Suddenly there was a cold feeling ... he suddenly lowered his head ... Oh, my God! A thin hand sticks out from below,

He let out a cry, took a knife out of his pocket and scratched the monster's hand, then rushed out at once.

After that, he never dared to set foot in that toilet again. After a long time, this matter gradually faded from the mind of the senior student.

I forgot, one day, he and his friends were playing in the basketball court near the row of toilets, and a ball turned in the opposite direction.

Fly into the toilet. The students blamed him for passing the ball around, so they told him to get it back quickly. He grunted and went straight into the toilet.

Far away, I saw an old woman coming out of the toilet with a ball. He walked quickly to the old woman, trying to get the ball back.

... how strange! The old woman's face never lifted, but the knife marks on the back of her hand caught his attention. He asked.

"Old woman, why are there knife marks on the back of your hand?" I saw the old woman slowly raise her head and stare at him with wide eyes.

Laugh twice and say, "You cut it, didn't you remember?" Then he ran towards him with his teeth bared. He shouted.

I fainted. It is said that the senior classmate became a little demented after such a shock, and the row of toilets.

It was demolished soon after.

The ninth story

hand

Do you like chicken feet? After listening to this story, if you dare to eat again, I will be convinced. Albania is a big platoon.

The owner of the block used to have a bad business, but since he got the guidance of experts, his business has changed suddenly.

It's very popular, especially the chicken feet with sauce, but he supplies 10 servings of oxazole every day, and no one comes It's bitter

I'm a diner, sometimes I go late and it's gone. I couldn't sleep that day, just for that bowl of chicken feet, ok

It's no fun going out. Besides, he has a strange question. His kitchen is covered with black cloth. Nobody knows.

The strangest thing is that I have never seen him buy anyone's chicken feet, and he doesn't have a chicken. male

How did the raw materials come from? I couldn't help it that day, so I quietly hid on his roof and opened the house.

A corner of the tile, I thought I would do it myself after learning it. I saw it through the cracks, which I will never forget, I think.

It is a hand. This is a human hand. It is still attached to a person's body, but it is not complete. This man is still alive. I saw his hand.

His face was twisted, but he couldn't scream. His whole body is only skin and bones, but his hand is fleshy, and that hand is nailed to the wall.

On the table, it is grayish yellow, mixed with a trace of blood, still shaking. At this time, someone outside called chicken feet and saw Albania skillfully.

Cut a piece from his hand, he quickly chopped it up, then put it in the pot and added materials ... Soon, a plate of chicken feet came out delicious.

The pot is broken, Fang, take it out. At this moment, I found him smiling in my direction. "Boom!" I was so scared that I fell off it.

Down, fell into the kitchen in Albania. ...

The tenth story

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A couple always quarrel. Once they quarreled again, and the husband killed his wife in a rage and buried her body.

In the backyard, after a few days, the man felt very strange. Why haven't the children seen their mother these days?

Don't ask yourself? So one day he asked the child, "Hehe, mom is not at home these days. Why aren't you in a hurry?"

The child replied, "I feel very strange." Why are you carrying your mother behind your back these days? "