Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - Classical humorous short sentences

Classical humorous short sentences

Classical humorous short sentences

Classic humorous short sentences, we can often see many aspects of sentences in our daily life, and some classic sentences also enable many of us to understand the relevant meanings. The following classic humorous short sentences.

Classic humorous short sentence 1 1, life is like anxiety, without accurate lyrics, but it is thrilling.

2, be a down-to-earth person, don't always think about the pie falling from the sky, or see if there is money on the ground.

3. People always want ghosts and gods to know when doing good things, but they always think ghosts and gods don't know when doing bad things. We are too embarrassed.

4, the car will come to the mountain, even if it is demolished and sold in front of the mountain.

5, life is alive, first laughed at by others, then smiled at others, and then smiled at Jiuquan.

6. We agreed to grow old together, but you secretly anointed it.

7. It is not necessarily actors who can act, but those who can pretend to be grandchildren.

8. Why are you sleepy when reading? Because books are where dreams begin.

9, people don't commit me, I don't commit crimes; If people offend me, comity three points; If people force me again, I'll give you an injection; People still attack me and kill the grass.

10. Life is like an angry bird. There are always a few pigs laughing when they fail.

1 1. When you go out this summer, you just go into the oven. When you walk, it's spicy. When you sit, it's teppanyaki. Don't rain. When it rains, it becomes boiled fish.

12, since people get tanned, their faces look good, their teeth turn white, and they don't blush after drinking.

13, if there is an afterlife, I want to make a quilt, either lying in bed or sunbathing!

14, those hurdles that can't be crossed are not because your legs are short!

15, I wanted to eat my sorrows one by one, but I became fat one by one.

16. Don't complain that there is no beef in the beef noodles. Is there no wife in the old lady's cake?

17, as the saying goes: laugh and the whole world laughs with you; You cried. You are the only one crying in the world.

18, don't reveal your wound to others. There are not many doctors in the world, but many people sprinkle salt.

19, the face is a thing outside the body. Whether it is necessary or not, money is a must.

20. It took me time to pay for my mobile phone before I realized that my words were so valuable.

2 1, don't argue with people who have no quality, because it's like wrestling with pigs. It is not honorable to win, but even more shameful to lose.

22, people, should be like "people", always upward, down-to-earth.

23. If you have more brains, fewer people will play with you. If you are not careful, there will be more people playing with you!

24. Part I: Eat what you should, drink what you should, and don't take things to heart. Bottom line: Take a bath and look at your watch. One second is very comfortable. Horizontal batch: you can't live in vain!

Classic humorous short sentence 2 1, sorry, wearing a mask and hat to buy snacks, was recognized: what do beautiful women eat?

2. Don't ask me anything, and don't ask me anything!

I really want to make money into my hobby.

Your shortness is lifelong, and my fatness is temporary.

Every winter, the places outside the bed are far away, and the places beyond the reach of hands are all foreign countries. The last toilet is for business, and the last shift is to go abroad.

6. Getting up early can really do a lot of things, for example, sleeping again.

7. No matter how bad my grades are, they are all my own. I don't dislike them!

8. When you eat well, you forget everything when you eat.

9. Lower your social status, make yourself live a little easier and spend every day happily.

10. If I ride a horse, you can call me a groom. If I drive, you can call me a coachman. What should you call me if I am in charge of accounts?

1 1. My parents said never to fall in love at school, as if someone would value me.

12, don't say that others are mentally ill. The premise of encephalopathy is that you must have a brain.

13, long time no see, I don't know how ugly you are.

14. Although I have no books, notes, classes or review, I have a heart that I don't want to fail.

15, I found that whenever I take an exam, I have a super power called successfully avoiding all the correct answers.

16, dear, I just want to say to you: I love you, and the happiest thing in this life is the time with you.

17, if you are willing to tear off my heart layer by layer, you will go to jail, I will tell you.

18, I hate that kind of nonsense that tells me "why did you give up treatment", which makes me seem to be saved.

19, I won't say if I kill you. You haven't done a honey trap yet!

20. I seem to be allergic to paper, and I feel uncomfortable every time I do my homework.

2 1, two couples are chatting. The woman asked, honey, people say that women in love will become stupid. You think I'm stupid? Male affectionate style: fool, you are so stupid, how can I think you are stupid?

22. Can you support your face if you can't close your eyes in class?

23. Don't drink water if you lose money, or you will get dirty.

24. I made a mistake at school. The teacher called my parents. Can I say that my parents are not here? The teacher said yes. The next day, I carried my three-year-old brother on my back and embarked on the road of no return.

25. I know you don't treat me like a number. In fact, I have never paid attention to you.

26. If there is an afterlife, I hope I will be less handsome and more ordinary.

There are many ways to destroy friendship, and the most thorough way is to borrow money.

28, you have your face value, I have my shorts, not very short, but cool.

29. Lovers will eventually buckle meat, and pig pockets will appear in lovers' eyes. If the relationship is long-term, it is not pork and pork. We want to fly in heaven, two birds become one, and I want to be a pig.

30. In the dead of winter, I don't want to ask my roommates for leave in class. The news of my heatstroke spread all over the campus the next day.

3 1, if you shed tears, I would like to be the toilet paper in your hand; If you wake up, I will be the shit in your eyes; If you are hot to death, I am willing to be the only piece of cloth left on you.

Don't put your youth on tomorrow. If you lose, there will be no tomorrow.

33. We can't extend the length of life, but we can broaden the width of life. It means: we can't grow taller, but we can gain weight indefinitely.

You only look thin when I am fat, lest I look ugly when I am thin.

35. If fat could be sold, it is estimated that I would have been on the Forbes rich list.

36. I hope the sensible idolize won't burn her body for me.

37. A typhoon is coming. Please close the doors and windows. If I get blown to your house, I won't leave.

One day you will meet a good girl. She doesn't want your house, your car, your diamonds and your money. Of course she doesn't want you!

39. Don't take too many selfies in your circle of friends. We have all met before.

40.do you smell my malice? Give you a sock to feel it.

4 1, the salary is like a period, once a month, and it will be gone in a week or so.

Before I met you, I really didn't realize that I had a problem with judging people by their appearances.

43. There are two things in the world that can lie on the glass. One is a gecko, and the other is a class teacher.

44. The most wonderful thing in this world is eating meat. Never betray, never cheat, eat a catty, grow a catty, and always treat each other sincerely.

45. The math teacher led us to swim in the ocean of learning. He went ashore and we drowned.

46. Your mother made you so beautiful, not to be spoiled by others, but to be spoiled by others.

47. You called me short. You are a joke, but you will never hold your head up in front of me.

48. There are always a few grandfathers every month. His face changed from red to green, from green to yellow, to blue, to purple, to green, and finally he left me.

49. Because I broke up with the quilt this morning, the quilt is very cold to me now.

50. The biggest pain in life is that I didn't see the rainbow after the storm and caught a cold.

5 1, you really don't look down on fat people, you are obsessed with losing weight.

Please don't call me an otaku in the future, please tell me to close the house. Please don't call me a house girl, please call me Madame Curie.

Give me a chance to be a fucking dog, and I will jump on you without hesitation.

54. Love you until the seas run dry and the rocks crumble! Your face looks forward to it day and night! I just want to be with you all my life! Never regret after life! Read the first word of each sentence together!

I never talk about people, but I always talk about myths.

Don't send me any holiday wishes during the Chinese New Year. Red envelopes can make me feel your sincerity.

57. Violence can't solve problems, but it can ease anger.

58. You don't like me. This is a disease. If it can be cured, it must be cured.

59. People with few eyebrows can't be friends, so taking a photo won't make them white, because once they are white, their eyebrows will disappear.

60. I was also an infatuated seed, but I was killed by lightning.

6 1. In a daze, doing well is called profound. If you can't do it well, you are likely to fall asleep.

62. There are many things that you couldn't figure out at that time. Don't worry. Think about it later, and I won't remember.

Classic Humor Short Sentences 3 Selected Classic Humor Short Sentences

1. Every time I give lessons to Buddha's feet, Buddha always gives me a foot.

2, tomorrow after tomorrow, how many tomorrows are there! Since there are so many, we might as well postpone it again.

3. Old people can't kill children, women and men.

The girl who looks up at the sky is lonely, and the boy who looks up at the sky is looking for UFOs!

Your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

6. Every woman can only be a Lori for two years, and every man can, uncle, for a long time.

You don't even know Yao Ming. How can I play football with you? You are so funny.

8. The poor monk came from the Eastern Tang Dynasty and made a special trip to the Western Heaven to worship Buddha and find relatives.

9. You are calm because you are not afraid of death. I am calmer than you, because I am not afraid of your death.

10, well, just give me an affordable grave.

1 1. Although I seem to have no brain, I am actually not happy.

12. If there is no medical insurance and life insurance, don't try to be brave after dark.

13, and you made me kneel on the washboard. Kneeling on the electric heater is unbearable!

14, even though I am very young, I am still great when I try to live for myself, but I just don't know the size of greatness …

Before I met you, I really didn't realize that I had a problem with judging people by their appearances.

A collection of classic humorous short sentences

1, I'm going to get a haircut. I twisted my neck when I left my bangs.

2, my principle is: people don't commit me, I don't commit crimes; If someone attacks me, I will be angry!

Everything is going up, that is, people are getting cheaper and cheaper.

4. You are happy because I am happy, I am happy because you are happy, I am worried because you are thin, I am thin because you are sick, I smile because you are strong, and I am rich because I sold you … pig!

5. "March 8 Girls' Day", which is a good idea. Women's Day will be celebrated in one day.

Failure doesn't mean that you have wasted your time and life, but that you have a reason to start over.

7. I would rather sacrifice the last virgin in China than stay!

8. We agreed to grow old together, but you secretly anointed it.

9. Why can you see the masculine personality of your beloved goddess? That's because the goddess doesn't hang you or porridge you at all.

10, men love fuck, women love money! Men love each other without conscience, and women pretend to have an orgasm with their eyes closed! In fact, life is not easy, all TM depends on acting!

1 1, if you think I'm fat, just say it, don't beat around the bush and say, "You really have to take it one step at a time"!

12, otaku, as long as there is a power outage, it will degenerate into a caveman.

13, the flies in the crown are not more noble than those in the toilet.

14, the girl is sincere and valuable, and the price is higher. If there are rich women, you can throw them both away.

15, there are only two things I can't do in my life: not this and not that.