Homophonic couplet jokes, the origin of Chinese characters, urgent need! ! !

Pear-shaped (separated) intra-abdominal acid in children

2. Living in a pagoda, watching Kong Ming (Zhuge Liang), but resenting Jiang Wei (Jiang Wei), I find it difficult to travel (Lu Bu).

3. The bird is in the cage and the heart is in the nest (Cao Cao). Hate Guan Yu (Guan Yu) instead of Zhang Fei (Zhang Fei)

4. In the two-boat race, rowing speed (Lu Su) is not as fast as sailing (climbing).

5. A hundred schools of thought contend that Di Qing (Di Qing) is more difficult than Xiaohe (Xiao He).

6. Lotus root comes from lotus, (why even number)

Apricots don't need plums (fortunately, they don't need media)

7. Confucius was born in Zhou (Zhou)

Light dance (martial arts) began in Hanzhong.

8. The history of the pen is lingering, although it is not famous; Hong En is powerful, don't try to serve the country and become an enemy!

Shi Kefa, Hong Chengchou.