See a nonsense literature that makes people laugh.

See a nonsense literature that makes people laugh. Last time I said this was the last time.

I should be good at playing games if I don't eat vegetables.

Look at how beautiful this girl is, especially those eyes, no more, only two.

4. Every 60 seconds wasted in life, 1 minute passes.

If you don't order, you can't order.

6. Think back to yesterday, just like yesterday.

7. When I found out, I had already found out.

8. As soon as my front foot left, my back foot followed.

9. I know you, a famous painter and a professional painter.

10. If you are right, you should be right.

1 1. As far as I know, I know nothing about it.

12. If you are my sister, we are sisters.

13. This tomato smells like a tomato.

14. What is better than studying for ten years? I studied for eleven years.

15. Listening to your fart is just like listening.

16. If you say so, you can't say so.

17. I just want to say two sentences, one is a sentence and the other is a sentence.

18. Although I didn't do anything today, I still worked hard.

19. This hand is the size of a palm.

20. If you fall from a hundred stories, you should have an accident if you don't have an accident.

Seeing a smile and making people speechless. Literature 2 2 1. Do you know kiwi fruit smells like kiwi fruit?

22. If you eat a rice while eating, you will find that there is a rice missing from the bowl.

If I have a boyfriend, I don't need to add the word if in this sentence.

24. If you have to get up so late every time, you will get up very late.

25. When people can't stretch out, they often can't.

26. I don't know if I should say anything inappropriate, so I won't say it.

27. After listening to your analysis, I decided to analyze it.

We will know about tomorrow the day after tomorrow.

29. The milk I drink smells like milk.

30. If I guess right, I should guess right.

3 1. I was awake before falling asleep.

After careful observation, I found that the day I was born turned out to be my birthday.

33. Do you know why I am so poor? Because I have no money.

34. Very angry when you are extremely angry.

Do you know why you hate tomatoes? Because tomatoes smell like tomatoes.

According to statistics, everyone has breathed air before his life.

37. I am calm except when I am not.

38. Good morning, friends. It doesn't matter if it's not good, whatever.

39. I once took a taxi and asked the driver: What do you do, uncle?

40. If a person is killed, he will die.

A summary of speechless literary quotations (45 sentences)

Wordless nonsense literary quotations 1. The smarter the person, the smarter the brain.

2. The back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, and the front waves are pushed by the back waves.

3. Good-looking girls are all beautiful.

You shouldn't have a girlfriend until you find one.

I never had a boyfriend when I was single.

You are a smart man, I know what you mean. I am also a smart person, and smart people should know that I know what you mean. As long as everyone understands that people need to understand me and what you mean, the network environment will be full of people who understand.

I found that my mother and my father got married on the same day.

8. Sure enough, all good-looking people are beautiful.

9. When a person dies, he can no longer live.

10. I will remember your kindness before I forget it.

1 1. He will go to prison for ten years, and he can't get out in ten years.

12. Young people, don't be too young.

13. The last time I was so speechless was the last time.

14. Playing in the game for 30 seconds is equivalent to spending half a minute in reality.

15. Every time I have a birthday, my age increases by one year.

16. After careful observation, I found that the day I was born turned out to be my birthday.

17. There is not a cloud in the cloudless sky of Wan Li.

18. People who can say such things will certainly be able to say such things.

19. This is my father and I am his son.

20. You are really good-looking. There are no more or less eyes, just two.

2 1. Who would have thought that this 16-year-old girl was only a 12-year-old girl four years ago?

22. Tell me your gender and let me guess whether you are a man or a woman.

23. Luck is luck.

Words that make people feel speechless. 24. Sharpen a sword in ten years and a sword in five years.

25. You will find that what is said in nonsense literature is nonsense.

26. After peeling the banana, you will find a peeled banana.

27. Listen to you and study for ten years.

28. I have been back for half my life.

Compared with the older generation, today's young people are really young.

We will know about tomorrow the day after tomorrow.

3 1. When blood collapses, there is not a snowflake that does not collapse.

32. If nothing happens, it should be an accident.

33. The crab was alive before it died.

34. Do you find it much hotter in summer than in winter?

35. Not successful! That's a failure!

36. This tomato smells like a tomato.

37. If you are willing to spend some time getting to know me, you will find that you spend more time.

38. If you are willing to spend some time getting to know me, you will find that you have spent some time.

39. It's a good job. Although it's a bit poor, it's also quite good. It's a pity that it's worse for me, but it's too good to reflect a bad feeling, so relatively speaking, it's a little bad, and overall it's good, but the disadvantage is just a little bad.

40. Why do you hate us lazy people? We obviously didn't do anything.

4 1. 1 I am extremely angry!

42. You look serious.

43. The bigger the banana, the bigger the banana peel.

44.6438+0 1 What you said, aside from the content, I quite agree.

Aside from the content, what you said is quite reasonable.

Excerpts from homophonic sentences suitable for first meeting and chatting.

A homophonic sentence suitable for first meeting and chatting (I) 1. What happens if people in China don't eat? Will be associated with Chinese fasting.

2. A sheep can become handsome only after taking a thousand baths, because a sheep can take a thousand baths.

3. Don't even coax me, who are you kidding, Hong Shixian?

My friends and I ate a lot of peanuts, and the more we ate, the happier we became. I checked, and it turns out that eating peanuts is a good thing.

You have the cheek to ask me why I'm single. How can I not be single when you talk about three or four?

6. One day, the duckling was reading a book. Mother duck said to close the book after dinner. Turn it off, turn it off, turn it off. Did you hear that? Make up.

7. "Dad, Dad, what do you mean, eager to try?" "That's where I take a bath," Yun-peng Yue said to his son.

8. After burning firewood all day, I asked my mother what was steaming in the pot, and my mother smiled without a word. Finally, I couldn't help but lift the lid. The result was boring.

9. Touching the scene and feeling takes up the word "touching life".

10. "What book did you buy?" "programming." C++ or java and Shen Congwen

1 1. Xu Xian bought his wife a hat. Why does the white lady feel particularly heavy after wearing it? Because it's a hat!

12. You don't even look for me in love, so what are you talking about? Tell me about crow's feet.

13. Mr. Yu Guangzhong: "Don't ask me if I have you in my heart. All I have left is you. "

14. Mother sparrow smells the sparrow: "Baby, what hairstyle do you want to wear today?" Little sparrow: "choo choo ~"

15. I said I was reading A Brief History of Time. You go around saying that I pick up shit when I have time?

16. You don't love me, so what do you love? Einstein?

17. You don't even add my WeChat. What else do you want to say, pirates of the Caribbean?

18. Let me tell you the types of ducks: Little Yellow Duck, Kota Duck and Beijing Roast Duck. Did you miss me ~

19. Hello, a cup of pumpkin almond dew, no melon, no apricot and no dew, and Nanren.

20. Medusa petrified the wife of a general. The general was furious: "Dare to petrify my wife!" Medusa: Hatred … Lonely birds sing their sadness?

A homophonic sentence suitable for first meeting and chatting (part 2) 2 1. I have a flock of chickens, and none of them can lay eggs. I asked myself, is there a chicken party?

22. I made a plan and completed a P because of Lan.

23. This is a pencil, this is a pen, and you are my baby.

24. Today, I went to an island called Buevojura.

25. Ask the stone monkey when he is homesick most. At night, why? Because in the dead of night, it is a stone monkey who misses home.

26. Do you know? Doraemon has no neck for health reasons. Why? Because "the blue neck is covered with mud."

27. If we don't talk about falling in love, what should we talk about, crow's feet?

28. It is raining heavily today. My friend asked me if I wanted an umbrella. I said no umbrella, no umbrella. Did you hear that? Don't go, don't go.

29. When you see the goddess online at night, send her a message: Are you there? Ten minutes later, the goddess replied, yes, why?

30. Ugly people have objects, while beautiful people sell air conditioners.

3 1. "I have a great job." "What?" "Dig the lotus root."

32. A sheep migrates.

33. I want a cup of pumpkin almond dew, no apricots, no melons, no dew, and Nanren.

Aladdin was punished by God for his mistake and put into a jar. He asked doubtfully where this was. So God: You are in a pot and don't know the pot.

35. Others find buzzing annoying, but you say it's a beautiful mosquito, so I'll tickle you!

36. When I was in Gucci, my tears were always Parapara Dior.

37. If Huang Ting can't find it, go to Li Da.

38. I went to buy oysters On my way home, all the oysters jumped out of the bag and got into the mud. It turns out that oysters like mud.

39. Programmers who just graduated want to go to Ali or Tencent because they are new apes and horses.

40. Do you know how much the stars weigh? Eight grams is because of Starbucks.

A homophonic sentence suitable for first meeting and chatting (3) 4 1. "What will happen to a pear and a grain of rice in the refrigerator?" "Don't leave me!

42. I bought a skirt today. I feel comfortable in it. I feel comfortable in it. Did you hear that? It's always there.

43. A Japanese man came to China to see a dentist, and they got into a fight. When the police asked, they knew that the dentist and the Japanese had said "pull out a tooth."

44. Pumpkin purple potato and peanut are good friends. One day, Peanut invited them to play. Pumpkin asks peanut, who else? Peanut said, I am purple potato, do you hear? I only belong to you.

45. If you won't kiss me, what will you kiss, Qinghai-Tibet Plateau?

46. I accidentally hit my knee when I just went out. It's a pity that I hit my knee. Did you hear that?

47. Do you know why Jackson Yi doesn't go shopping at night? I don't know, because the shop will close at night.

48. I ate a lot of peanuts, and the more I ate, the happier I became. I checked, and it turns out that eating peanuts is a good thing.

49. On the way home, someone sells spices. I bought a bag for cooking. After eating, my eyes filled with tears. It turns out that this is "expected."

Tutu planted a fruit tree in spring, but when she went to see it in autumn, she didn't say a word.

5 1. You didn't stay up all night, so what did you stay up all night, Ollie?

52. I hate being asked how much I earn. There are many ways to humiliate me. Why did you choose this?

53. Which animal is the fiercest? A: It's an orangutan, because it knocks hard.

54. After burning firewood all day, I asked my mother what was steaming in the pot. My mother laughed without a word, and finally I couldn't help but lift the lid. It turned out that steaming was boring.

55. Want Want Snow Cake What do you think it will become when it is hot?

56. Even I don't cherish it. Empresses in the Palace, what do you cherish?

57. Get off the road, Kay. Dad is in the tower. Leave this tower! What, her? Beware of falling from the tower. Can't let go.

58. Let me introduce myself: I am 20 years old, with sound limbs, complete facial features, normal urination and defecation, able to breathe spontaneously, have three meals a day, and be able to use a smart phone. I can look forward to the future.

59. Look at this. I have two erasers You don't know, do you? Why? Because you have no object (oak).

60. When I was fourteen years old, I caught a cicada. I thought I had caught it all summer. Unexpectedly, cicada said, "I don't hate catching cicadas, but I like them a little?

A homophonic sentence suitable for first meeting and chatting (Chapter 4) 6 1. I found an island today ~ I am fascinated by you.

62. Fried eggs fall in love with poached eggs. It played the guitar and went downstairs to the poached egg house, singing: This is a little love song about fried eggs.

63. It's 36 degrees hot today. I bought two ice creams, one for you and one for me, and then we cooled off the heat. Did you hear that? We're through.

64. If I call a toad Chuchu, is it cute? I call the coyote a wolf, and only Gina thinks it's cute.

65. You said it was natural for girls with risorius to laugh. Is it true that girls with Android phones get stuck when they laugh?

66. Yu Gong said to his son: Move mountains, move mountains. Son: Shiny.

67. It's very hot today, 37 degrees. I bought two ice creams, one for each of us. Did you hear that? It's over.

68. The duckling said to the chicken, "Chicken, I like you." Chicken: Don't duck.

69. Zhang Fei and Guan Yu rode together, with a cliff in front. Guan Yu said, "Stop your horse." Zhang Fei said, "I'm happy." Guan Yu said, "Stop your horse."

70. I said I made ceramics. You said everywhere that I touched porcelain on the road?

7 1. Even I don't cherish it. What do you cherish? Biography?

72. The most annoying animal is the orangutan, because it knocks on the chest.

73. A quail was late for the dance, and everyone called him ~ Late Quail.

74. When I was seventeen, I caught a cicada. I thought I was catching it all summer. Cicada: I don't love it, I just like it!

75. Boys nowadays are really interesting. When I watch a movie with a girl, I show off. I have classes with more than 50 girls. Did I say something?

76. Why does Auntie never sweat? Because aunt is afraid of leaving aunt sweat.

77. I am a little crab. One day I dropped my pliers when I was walking. I went to see a doctor, and the doctor asked me what was wrong. I said, I don't have pliers! ! Did you hear that? I have no pliers!

78. What are you going to do even if I don't ask you out?

79. The duckling asks the mother duck, "Mom, what's between our toes?" The mother duck said, "webbed". The duck hid her face and wept. "If you don't say it, don't say it. Why laugh at others?"

80. Coal won't catch fire. It turned out to be a coal fault.

Humorous literature that makes people laugh until their stomachaches on the Internet (40 articles)

Humorous literature that makes people laugh till their stomachaches on the Internet-1. According to statistics, all children born out of wedlock are women.

You look good if you are not ugly.

Compared with the older generation, young people today are really young.

When I first went to America, I was shocked. I have never seen so many Americans in a country.

It's not just nonsense, it's just nonsense.

6. If you are not ugly, you will look beautiful.

7. One revolution of the earth is equal to seven days.

8. Put some black and white sesame seeds.

9. I don't know if I should say anything inappropriate, so I won't say it.

10. The stone is hard. How hard is it? Rock-solid.

1 1. What you say is irrelevant, irrelevant at all.

12. A little progress won't mean no progress at all.

13. People who can say such things will certainly be able to say such things.

14. This potato looks like a potato.

15. If he wants to go to prison for ten years, he can't get out for ten years.

16. After peeling the banana, you will get a peeled banana.

17. As the saying goes: As the saying goes.

18. How can I put it? You are beautiful, with an indescribable beauty, especially with two eyes, a nose and a mouth. Just right, no more, no less, and the best part is that the hair just grows on the head.

19. Luck is luck.

20. When you can't get up in the morning, it means you want to sleep.

Humor and nonsense on the internet that makes people laugh until their stomachaches. Literature 2 2 1. If my head is not bald, I still have a lot of hair.

22. As soon as my front foot left, my back foot followed.

23. If you are willing to spend some time getting to know me, you will find that you spend more time.

24. You smile as if you were laughing.

25. I have never had a boyfriend about being single.

26. Despicability is the first two words of a despicable person, and nobility is the first two words of a noble person.

27. You are really good-looking. You have only two eyes.

28. Every minute a person breathes, he loses a minute of his life.

29. I quite agree with you except the content.

30. Eating noodles without garlic means not eating garlic.

3 1. It's pretty, but it's a little ugly, but it's also pretty. It's a pity that it looks ugly to me, but it's so beautiful that it doesn't reflect the feeling of ugliness, so it's a bit ugly on the whole, but the fly in the ointment is a bit ugly, but it doesn't affect its appeal.

32. This tomato looks a bit like a tomato.

As long as you have some truth in this sentence, it is not unreasonable at all.

34. Cicada's wings are so thin, as thin as cicada's wings.

35. Do you know why I am so poor? Because I have no money.

36. People can't stretch when they can't.

37. This young man is very handsome, with a nose and two eyes.

38. When you are full, you are not hungry.

39. Every 60 seconds of breathing, 1 minute passes.

40. The survey shows that a person will only be born once in his life.

Tik Tok's pure humor and nonsense literature of large-scale silent events

The pure great silent event humor and nonsense literature part of Tik Tok 1 1. After listening to your analysis, I decided to analyze it.

If you can see things, you are not blind.

If you have to get up so late every time, you will get up very late.

I didn't find it before, but I found it when I found it.

If I don't talk, I just don't talk.

6. After peeling the banana, you will get a peeled banana.

7. Excuse me, can you give us half a minute? I haven't had a birthday since I was a child. Today is September 30th. Today is not my birthday. I just want to keep you for half a minute.

8. Shocked that a girl of 14 years old was only four years old ten years ago.

9. I found myself heavy after eating. So I'm full and weighed.

10. Compared with the older generation, today's young people are really young.

1 1. As far as I know, I don't know anything.

12. You look sick, as if you haven't recovered.

13. The young man's face value is really good, and his temperament is outstanding and charming, especially his eyes, no more or less, just two.

14. Return a thousand li of Jiangling in one day and 500 li of Jiangling in half a day.

15. Be sure to close your eyes when you sleep, or you will not be able to sleep.

16. I wonder if you have noticed that summer is much hotter than winter.

17. Very angry when extremely angry.

18. November is after October.

19. The stone is very hard. How hard is it? Rock-solid.

20. I should be good at playing games if I don't eat vegetables.

Pure humor and nonsense literature of Tik Tok Part II 2 1. I pretend to work for my boss, who pretends to pay me.

22. I found the law of stocks! It is either up or down.

23. Cicada's wings are so thin, as thin as cicada's wings.

24. Three sentences, let men listen to me three sentences.

25. Zhou Yu hit Huang Gai. It was Zhou Yu who hit him and Huang Gai who was beaten.

26. The last time I was so speechless was the last time.

27. Is the deceased injured?

28. If he is not ugly, he should look good.

29. You haven't lost your mobile phone before.

There is love in heaven, and the right way on earth is the right way.

3 1. Why hasn't my iPhone 13pro max arrived yet? Is it because I didn't buy it?

32. I am particularly angry when I am particularly angry at ordinary times.

33. Those who haven't slept must wake up.

You waste as much time as you read these words.

35. As soon as my front foot left, my back foot followed.

36. If he wants to go to prison for ten years, he can't get out for ten years.

37. If you are not ugly, you will look beautiful.

38. If you look white, you won't be black.

39. If what you say is right, it should be right.

40. Do you know that kiwifruit smells like kiwifruit?