Provide a joke worth laughing at.

1. A classmate, the teacher asked him what 1+ 1 = was, but he said he didn't know. The teacher told him to go home and ask his parents. He went back to ask his mother who was playing mahjong and told him that he had drunk seven beards tonight. He went to ask his father again. His father was reading the newspaper and said that the news was said by American President Leiden, so he went to ask him. He ran up and asked his brother who was talking to his girlfriend, dear: marry me! The next day, the teacher asked him 1+ 1 = how much? He said * * * Hu Hu 7 Hu, ask him who said that. He said that President Reagan said that, and then the teacher slapped him. He said it was so cool! The teacher slapped him again and he said, honey, marry me! The Zhao family has a stupid daughter-in-law, who likes to follow everything, but always makes a fool of herself. Once, Sun's daughter-in-law went to raise cattle and saw others beating their cattle. She stormed forward: "You hit our cow and killed the cow I wanted you to be." After the news came out, some people said that his family had a clever daughter-in-law. Zhao's silly daughter-in-law knew, and said indifferently, "What's the matter? I will. " Once he saw someone beating her husband, and she thought my position was coming, so she went up and said angrily, "You killed my husband, and I want you to be my husband." Everyone laughed. 3. One day, a man went to his fiancee's house to play. It rained heavily when he left at night, and his fiancee advised him to stay for the night. Then he went to prepare the bedding. The fiancee was ready, only to find that her fiance was gone. After a long time, he came back soaked like a drowned rat. The fiancee asked in surprise, "Where have you been?" Out of breath, he replied, "I, I went home to get my pajamas." Liu Bei's father said, I am Liu's father. Guan Yu's father said, I am Guan Yu's father. Zhang Fei's father said, I am Zhang's father. Wang Peng's father said, I walked first. At the tea party, a lady asked the person sitting next to her, "Who is that ugly guy across the street?" "It's my brother," the man replied. The woman who asked questions looked embarrassed and tongue-tied. After a while, she stammered, "How stupid of me. Your brother looks alike. Why didn't I see it? " "6. There is an honest man who can't lie, so he wants one of the best liars in the village to teach him to lie. After the liar taught him a lesson for more than a month, he let the honest man tell a lie. Do you know what the honest man said? He said, "Hey, hey! I tell you, I am dumb! "7. The introducer smoked a cigarette and then asked," Girl, what's your initial impression of that person? " Girl: "He talks like you smoke." Introducer: "Natural, chic?" Girl: "no, speak hesitatingly!" " "People = eat+sleep+work+play, pigs = eat+sleep, substitute: people = pigs+work+play, that is, people-play = pigs+work. Conclusion: People who can't play = pigs who can work = pigs who eat+sleep+earn money = men who eat+sleep = pigs who earn money = men and women = eat+sleep+spend money. Pigs = eat+sleep. Substitute into the above formula: woman = pig+spend money. Transfer items: women-spend money = pigs. Conclusion: Women are pigs without spending money. To sum up: men make money to keep women from becoming pigs! Women spend money to keep men from becoming pigs! Man+woman = two pigs 8. A company recruits female secretaries and psychologists as staff. The question is how much is 2 plus 2? The first answer is equal to 4; The second answer is 22; The third answer is equal to 4 or 22. The psychologist said: "The first woman is practical but conservative; The second is fantasy; The third one is the most suitable. " Then ask the general manager how to decide. The general manager thought for a moment and said, "It's better to wear tights." 9. Three people bragged about their aphrodisiac. A said: The male rabbit ate my medicine and got the female donkey pregnant. B said: My medicine gave birth to a baby elephant. C said: I dropped the medicine into the noodle pot and the noodles stood up. 10. One day, a man went to an uninhabited beach and suddenly wanted to go swimming, but he didn't bring his bathing suit. He looked around and took off his clothes and swam naked. While swimming, I suddenly saw a woman coming this way in the distance. He ran to the shore at once, but it was too far from where he put his clothes. Seeing that the woman was about to see him, he was anxious, lying on the beach, covering his body with his hand, but little JJ was not covered. This woman came here and saw a little penis on the beach. Kick it and say, "Hey, this thing is wild, too." 1 1. A businessman's car suddenly broke down during the trip. It was getting late, and he found a house not far away, so he knocked on the door for accommodation. The door was opened by a beautiful young woman. She said that there was no one else at home and she felt lonely. She is very popular. After the young woman invited him to dinner, she arranged for him to rest next door to her bedroom. But he thought of her words and her beauty, so he couldn't sleep. Just as I was dreaming, there was a light knock at the door. Wearing pajamas, the beautiful hostess stood at the door and smiled and said, "Sir, don't you feel lonely alone?" Do you want someone to sleep with you? ""Of course, Qian Qian is absolutely willing to! "He was ecstatic." Great! "She said," it happened that another gentleman's car broke down. Come here for the night so that you can sleep in the same room! " "