A joke that enlivens the atmosphere when hosting.

There are six rich people, a Japanese, a Russian, a French, a Norwegian, a German and an American.

They go shopping together. Being rich, they have little to buy. Only those strange things can attract their attention. It happened that the mall was hyping the art toilet that had just entered, and all six rich people stopped to watch it.

After reading it for a while, one of them suggested, "This novel toilet is really unusual. How about buying one to try? " Because everyone is rich, and no one wants to fall behind, everyone is going to buy one.

The Japanese love cleanliness, so they bought a "super sanitary toilet"; Russians like things with texture, so they bought a "granite toilet"; The French value art, so they bought a "painted toilet"; Norwegians like wood products, so they bought a "pure wooden toilet"; Germans advocate high technology, so they bought a "computer-controlled toilet"; Americans pay more attention to freedom and relaxation, so they bought a "music toilet".

Six people happily carried the toilet home.

A month later, six people got together again at a business meeting. In the process of chatting, the topic unconsciously turned to the toilet they bought last time.

The Japanese were filled with indignation and spoke first: "I returned the damn super sanitary toilet." The instructions say that the toilet will be automatically disinfected after each use, and the toilet seat will be covered with plastic film and sprayed with the words "disinfected, please feel free to use". But now the program is all messed up. Before I got up, it started spraying plastic film on my ass! I have now written' disinfected, please feel free to use it' on my ass! "

The Russian then complained: "Damn granite toilet, I also returned it. These people polished the granite so smoothly that they slipped and fell several times as soon as they sat on it. It's inconvenient, but their asses are bruised. "

Don't want to lag behind, the Frenchman scolded, "I also returned the damn painted toilet, and the printing quality of painted toilet is too poor." Always fading, and now the pictures on the toilet seat are running! " "

The Norwegian also flew into a rage: "damn wooden toilet, I also returned it!" What qualities? I don't know if it was inspected before leaving the factory. I also said that it is completely managed according to ISO9000. It's convenient for me to gather together, it's all wood residue! "

The Germans couldn't bear it at this moment: "The damn computer completely controls the toilet, and I want it back! I don't know what operating system to use, and it always crashes. Halfway through my speech, it began to shout:' Now the toilet computer crashed, please put on your pants and stand up, cover the toilet seat, cover the toilet seat, then open the toilet seat, open the toilet seat, then take off your pants and sit down again, and the toilet computer can be restarted. Thank you. The telephone number for technical support is 12345678. "Hum!"

Finally, it was the American's turn. He said angrily, "Damn music toilet, I can't do it unless I return it!" " It was originally said that it has 3000 songs, which can be played randomly at your convenience. As a result, nine times out of ten, the same song-home of the brave was played, which made me have to lift my pants and stand up to salute as soon as I sat down! "Ha ha ```"