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My wife found my private money. What should I do?
2. Explain your intention to your wife. Just say I'm doing it for the good of my family. When I need money badly, I'll take it out for emergency or prepare a surprise for my wife.
Married men are the pillars of the family, and they work hard outside all day for the living expenses at home. Most men will give a large part of their income to their wives. In order to surprise their families, some men secretly save their private money and spend it on their wives and children when necessary.
A good man with a sense of responsibility must also be the kind of man who has the ability and habit to take care of his family, including his wife and children, and of course his parents, brothers and sisters.
What we have to do now is to give it to our wife, together with our salary card, bank card and credit card, and strive for her leniency. Write a tearful critical letter to your wife when necessary, and promise not to hide private money any more.
After your explanation and begging for mercy, I believe your wife will not pursue the use of money again, because even if she pursues it again, she will not be able to pursue any problems, will she? At this point, the private money war between you and your wife can come to an end.
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