The joke story of Erguotou treatment

An American, a Frenchman and an China were walking in the desert when they saw a bottle. After opening the cork, a man came out. The man said, "I am a fairy, and I can grant each of you three wishes!" "

Americans first said, "My first wish is to ask for a lot of money." The fairy said, "it's very simple, it satisfies you!" Tell me about the second wish. " The American said, "I want a lot of money!" " After the fairy fulfilled his wish, the American said his third wish: "Take me home." The fairy said, "No problem." "So Americans came back to America with a lot of money.

The fairy asked the Frenchman again. The Frenchman said, "I want beautiful women!" " "The fairy gave him a beautiful woman. The Frenchman said, "I want more beautiful women!" ""The fairy also satisfied him and gave him a beautiful woman. The Frenchman finally said, "Send me back to France." After the fairy sent the Frenchman back to China, she asked the China people what they wanted.

China people said, "Let's have a bottle of Erguotou first." The fairy gave it to him. Ask him what his second wish is. China people said, "Another bottle of Erguotou!" The fairy asked him what his third wish was. China said, "I miss China and Americans very much. Please get them all back. "

France and the United States are very popular, but they are helpless, so the three of them have to continue to walk.

Walking, I saw another bottle. When I opened the plug, another man came out. The man said, "I am the younger brother of the fairy just now. My magic is not as strong as his. I can only satisfy two wishes of each of you."

The French and Americans think it's better to let China speak first, so as not to be brought back by him later. So China people said, "Let's have a bottle of Erguotou first." The fairy realized his wish. The French and Americans urged China people to express their second wish as soon as possible. After drinking Erguotou, China people slowly said to the immortal, "It's okay, it's okay, go away."

An American, a Japanese and an China are exploring the jungle. As a result, they were all arrested by cannibal tribes. But the tribal leader said, "I'm in a good mood today. I won't eat you, but you all have to get a hundred boards, but you can have a wish come true before you get a board." "

The American was the first to be hit by the board. He said, "Before hitting the board, put 1 mat on my ass." Mats, boards rained down; In the past, 70 boards were ok. After the 70-board back cushion was smashed and there was blood on the board ... America always left.

When the Japanese saw this, they asked for a 10 mattress. After 1, 2, 3 ... 100, the Japanese got up and patted their ass, nothing happened; Then he boasted about his imitation ability and re-creation ability with a smelly mouth, and wanted to sit in a Chinese drama.

China people slowly get down and say slowly, "Come, give me the Japanese mat." ... one: my uncle. My uncle lives in a southern city. Because of the low price, he bought a house in the undeveloped area of the suburbs. I thought it would develop into a prosperous area soon, but a few years later, those buildings still stand alone in the wilderness. My uncle and his family seldom go to live in that house. I have been there once, and there is almost no road in front of the door. I want to cross a large area of farmland, and my room is very cold and not very popular. One day my uncle slept there alone. The next day, I told my aunt that he saw a terrible thing, and the children didn't listen, so they drove us all out. Later, my aunt told us that my uncle woke up in the middle of the night and saw a white woman in front of the wardrobe, covered with hair, jumping, jumping ... My uncle quickly closed his eyes and opened them again, and there was nothing left. Second: my cousin's college classmates. Once she woke up at home in the middle of the night and saw a man in a tall hat sitting at her desk, his upper body swinging back and forth. Third: it's still the person mentioned above. One weekend night, she put her guitar on an empty bed in the dormitory. When she put it away and turned around, she saw a face in the middle of the bunk bed behind her and looked at her for a second. She screamed and the face disappeared. Fourth: my cousin's high school classmate. When he was a child, he lived with his grandmother in a big old house in the country. He clearly remembers such a thing: one day, he suddenly saw many people, men, women and children, entering their homes, sitting or standing, talking or walking. At first he felt fresh, and then he became irritable. So he asked his grandmother, Why do so many people come to our house? His grandmother said strangely, it's not just the two of us at home. Who else is there? Later, he recalled this experience and realized that he had seen a ghost. It is said that only pure people like children and old people can see ghosts. Fifth: my high school classmates. One night, half asleep, she heard someone clearly say in her ear: Hey, you've pinned my things down! Hey, you're holding my stuff down! She turned over and her voice died away.